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AoD House
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-Continuation of 'Heere We Go'-

Recap so you don't have to go back like I did:

"Anyways, to all the anons, hope you guys enjoyed this and blah blah blah all that shizz and please pray to the gods up there that the Sanses don't kill each other-" Shadow drawled on boredly.

Spin, who was standing behind Sans, did not do as planned, "NO PROMISES-" he grinned, his knife in the air, about to strike at the skeleton who had fallen asleep sometime during all this fuckery and nonesense.

"NO WAIT FRICK SPIN-"

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"SPIN PUT THE DAMN KNIFU DOWN-"

"NUH UH BITCH YOU DON'T CONTROL ME-"

As the Sanses watched Spin run around the living room with Shadow tripping all over the place and trying (and failing miserably) to catch the murderous ghost, some of them grew bored as the time went on and eventually they all wanted to go to bed.

"So, where are our rooms?" Nightmare yawned.

Shadow freezed and then stared at him, letting Spin whoosh away, "'Rooms'?" She repeated.

Nightmare raised an imaginary eyebrow, "Uh, yeah? What did you forget how to speak English? We all know we can't escape this hellhole even if we tried because of author magic and that shit so we might as well get comfy."

Shadow crossed her arms at him, "Rude as always, of course. Anyways, extra bedrooms are on the second floor, but since there are like, 20 of you, y'all have to share because the author is too lazy to make new rooms for this house." She answered the inked octopus.

"Great. Come on, Cross." Nightmare then grabbed his oreo with one tentacle and proceeded to drag him towards the stairs-

-before being blocked by Shadow.

Shadow stared up at Nightmare with a glare, "And just what do you think you're doing?" She asked Nightmare.

Nightmare looked down at her boredly. "Going to get a room. Duh." Nightmare answered as if it were the most obvious thing in the entire world.

"And why's Cross with you?"

"Because he's going to be my roommate. Isn't it obvious?"

Shadow shook her head, "Nuh-uh, he isn't. I still remember AoD1 in all it's cringiness and trauma. I am not installing soundproof walls in this house just because you two wanna fuck all over this place!" She glared at him.

Cross blushed softly at this but Nightmare stood his ground. He glared back, "Oh yeah? Why should I listen to you?" He snapped.

Shadow shrugged, "Idk man. Actually, you shouldn't cuz that makes me look like a Mary Sue." She answered. " Buuuuuuuuut I do have blackmail pictures of you in passive mode?" She raised her phone to his face to reveal a whole album of 200 pictures named "Hentacles' Blackmail album".

Nightmare stared at the screen blankly, then put Cross down, muttering, "Why are you the way that you are?" and something about a cracker as he went back to his seat on the couch.

Shadow grinned, "Sweet, I guess now I know a technique on how to threaten people!" She glanced at the other Sanses, "Anyways, hold up while me, the Creator and the Destroyer go and fix up all your rooms!" She exclaimed, clapping her hands together.

"Wait what-" before they knew it, Error and Ink were being slowly dragged against their will towards the bedrooms by the fifteen year old, who was slightly-but-not-really surprised to see how light the two gods were. But then again, they were bones, so it shouldn't really come as much of a surprise at their overwhelming light-ness.

-Chapter End-