"I AM ... ORIGINAL ______ ANON SINCE JANUARY 2016"

You know, you're not even believable. You joined 3 days ago. And the actual original is still active. *slow clap* 

I don't understand this. If you weren't the first, then don't put it on your bio! It's easier to let it be than to type it out, isn't it? Esp. if it isn't true. #ahugewattpaddon't

This is already telling all your followers that you're being a wannabe faker. Yeah, you're a new anon. Yeah, you promise you're gonna be active (we all know you'll be gone within the week, though). Yeah, the actual original quit over a year ago. But does that make you time travel in such a way that you joined wattpad before they did?

No.

No it doesn't.

So put 'active' instead! Who needs original? [actually, it's a great title to have, but-] Being active is more important! What's better; the 3rd or 4th anon who gets on every day, or the 1st anon who left their account years ago? You decide!

Personally I think it's the 1st one. cx