A computer turned on with BOOTING UP//
EXPOSITION //"We are Worker Drones. Autonomous robots helping humans mine exoplanets for our interstellar parent company, JCJenson IN SPAAAAACCCEE!!!! Yeah, we were mistreated in the name of Windex. But it's not like we revolted and killed all humans or anything, mostly because they handled that just fine all by themselves." As someone speaks, the planet core collapses and blows up a good majority of Copper 9. Afterwords, a Worker Drone touches a frozen human skeleton, which falls over and shatters. "With biological life wiped from the planet, we found it pretty easy to pick up where they left off. We finally had a future, all to ourselves." Then the planet went to another planet. "Of course the explosion rebound was too strong to send us into another world."

Some people ran out of their homes confused and scared. When they saw the worker drones. "At first we didn't know what to expect but we knew we found a good new home." It showed the drones with the people having a good life." Then a landing pod landed in the middle of town square. "Unfortunately, our parent company didn't exactly love the concept of runaway AI..." The Disassembly Drones begin to emerge from the pod. One of them (which was V) throws the head of a dead drone, laughs, and destroys the city with other drones and people. As a person prayed and the drone parents left behind their baby.

As one disassembly drone stood on a lamp post the title showed. 'Murder drones'

It turned out to be a class presentation...

Uzi said "But what have our parents done for the past forever while those things build a spire of corpses?! Hide under the ice behind three stupid doors?! It's like we're waiting for an inciting incident! Anyway, that's why my project is this sick-as-hell Railgun!" She then took out the gun. Her classmates panic. "Oh, so not the vibe!"

Uzi said "Easy, morons. It doesn't work... yet! It doesn't work yet. Who said it doesn't work, maybe it does!" Uzi flicks the switch and laughs evilly. "Uzi." The teacher who was Tom from eddsworld groaned "your presentation was supposed to be on watermelons." Uzi asked "Oh, and this magnetically amplified photon converger doesn't count?"

"No, it does not."

He saw what was happening to the railgun. "Especially when it's acting like that." Uzi's railgun turns red and blasts the classroom bending the door making everyone cough.

After that calamitous demonstration, Uzi winds up in the sick bay with some bandages on her eye as well as an ice pack as her tail gun was smoking next to her. She hears some voices "Oh here. No, wait, hold on. Shh." Uzi saw Lizzy, doll and Dreamworks.

Lizzy said "Ew, it didn't kill her!" Dreamworks said "Oh my god, it's so bad!" She and her friends leave. Uzi groaned "Ugh..." Uzi then hear more voices. Uzi saw that it was evil, Blantdos, Travis and Thad as they walked in "Classic toxic masculinity, Chad! That's never gonna end up problematic..." Evil saw uzi "Oh wow, Uzi? I heard you, uh-"
Uzi said "I'm an angsty teen, Evil." She tossed her ice pack into the trash "Bite me! Also, how do you know my name? People willingly talk to you four." They sat down. Travis chuckled "Well, I'd say everyone knows Khan's daughter," he pointed to the posters of khan "but, uh... Then you might blow the other half of your face off."

Uzi said "Crippling daddy issues, hilarious... What are you four in for? Testosterone too hard?"
Blantdos said "That can happen? Awesome. Hey, those bandages look pretty badass!"
Uzi blushed "Oh... Uh, ew. Gross, I hate that you said that."
Thad asked pointing to the rail gun "So, what's the, uh..."
Uzi said as she points the railgun at them making them scared "Sick-as-hell railgun?! Sci-Fi nonsense, that super works! I'm sneaking to the Murder Drone lair tonight with Ruby to get the last spare part I need to save the world with it and earn my dad's respect and stuff, but mostly the world part." Travis asked "Oh, but doesn't your dad make awesome doors so we don't have to, uh...do that scary sounding emotionally repressed stuff you just said?"
Uzi said as she angrily points railgun into his cheek "NO MORE FEEDBACK ON MY REPRESSION TODAY!!"
Travis said muffled "Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't think..."
Uzi then leaves the sick bay "BITE ME" the four looked at each other confused. Then Uzi comes back "I'm not mad at you by the way, just generally hormonal!" She gives a thumbs up then leaves again. It's now 3 in the morning.

Uzi smacks her face to turn the alarm clock off and prepares to sneak out of the house. She grabs her railgun, straightens her hat, wakes Ruby, and quietly steals her father's door key to swipe and get a door open. The two walked to one of the doors then Uzi groaned then used the card. Just when she is about to leave, they were about to leave they run into their dad.
Uzi freaked out "Oh, Robo-Jesus!" Ruby did a weird noise.
Khan asked "And where might you two be off to?" Uzi said "Umm... Sneaking out to make out with our boyfriends that we definitely have?"
Khan laughed then said "Seriously, though." Ruby groaned "Okay, okay, you caught us! We need to measure... the exterior hydraulic mechanisms of Door One." Uzi caught onto it "Because that's... the project we're working on for school? A big old door! Just like what our old man build!" Khan isn't buying this "We want to join the WDF and hide behind the doors like cowards while playing cards and stuff..."
Khan chuckled "Well, we don't just play cards..." Another door opens up behind Khan revealing his buddies playing cards.
Braxton said "Khan! Can you grab a fresh pack? We literally only play cards so much that the numbers have faded. Oh, hey girls!"
Uzi chuckled as they waved.
Khan closed the door "Well..." he laughed "When you build doors so good-" he goes back to hug the door like a dog owner petting his four-legged friend "Good door, good door..." khan turns his attention back to his daughters "There's no need to fight! Uzi, Ruby, this is great news!" He held out a wrench "Here! The wrench that I used to tighten bolts on my first door prototypes, and to put your mother out of her misery when the Murder Drones got to her with that nanite acid... I want you to have it!" He hands Uzi the wrench. "Then you can pass it down to your younger sister." Ruby said "she's only older because of time." Uzi nudged her, then whispered "Quit it."
Uzi said "Neat. Therapy's fun!"
Khan opens door to tell the guys "Guys! My daughters are into doors!" The fellow drones start cheering as another door opens, letting in snow and a cold breeze, much to their chagrin.
Khan said "They're gonna be outside for a bit to examine the exterior of Door One! Your door-specific destinies awaits!"
Uzi said "Uhh... Wow, okay! I'm just gonna leave then, cause this worked so weirdly well. Uh, go doors!" The door closes behind the girls.

Khan teared up "They grow up so fast!" He takes off his fake mustache and used it as a tissue.

Uzi and Ruby ventured out into the arctic wasteland and makes their way to the Corpse House. Ruby steps on a drone head which freaked the two out a bit. Then the girls came across a spire then they saw a downed Drone pod and forages around for the component. Uzi picked up and arm then tossed it away. Ruby then found the part they needed inspecting it. Then the girls then they hear a noise behind them then they hid behind a piece of car. A winged drone swoops in, takes the head of a drone, drinks the oils then crushes it. Uzi used a piece of glass to check they're surroundings, Uzi checked the piece then looked back at the glass then the drone noticed Uzi and Ruby, hiding behind some machinery, and the three engage in a fight. Uzi braces her railgun, loading the piece and Ruby grabbing a pipe from one of the machines the they were ready to fight, but the drone lands so hard that the railgun gets knocked out of her hands. Uzi and Ruby jump back and strikes a pose.
Uzi said "Whoa, and they said pirating all that anime was useless..."
The drone stabs Uzi's hand, leaving a hole, and flings her to the side.

Ruby shouted "Uzi!" Then she threw the pipe managing to distract it and kicked it back.

Uzi saw this opportunity then quickly grabs her railgun as the drone scans around for her and Ruby. When it found her she aimed it at the disassembly drone.
Uzi said "Bite me!"
Uzi fires the railgun, destroying the drone's head. The railgun recharges as the drone's body falls to the ground.
Uzi said "Holy hell! Suck on that, Dad!"

Suddenly, the drone's head regenerates. Ruby quickly slaps them with an arm, which does nothing, then their eyes open.
N asked "...Did you just slap me with that arm?"
Uzi said as they looked at each other shocked then back at N "Holy crap, it talks." N said "Yeah... Sorry, it's just my, uh, head kind of hurts. Hey, are you new to our squad? You're both a little, uhh..." it shows that he has Errors in his sensors "short, for Disassembly Drones." They stood quiet for a moment "I'm Serial Designation N, nice to meet you. I'm kind of the leader of the squad in this city. That's not true, everyone tells me I'm useless and terrible. Wait, I'm not supposed to tell you that part! Biscuits!" N sighed "Well, honesty is the best policy." N laughed "I also can't seem to remember the past 3 hours of my life, but I'm sure that'll sort itself out."
Ruby said "Uh huh... we, uh, have to, go." They were about to leave, but Uzi forgets about the painful hole in Uzi's damaged hand.
N said "Stuck yourself? Just pop it in your mouth. Our saliva neutralizes the nanites, otherwise I'd be constantly disassembling myself." He grabs his tail which was trying to hit him
Uzi said "And by our saliva, you mean..."
All three of them asked "Disassembly Drone?"
Uzi replied "Right. Hey, let's go in that landing pod over there!"

N saw the pod then turned back to the girls "Sure! I love doing anything!"

Uzi had put her hand in N's mouth. Then she pulled her hand out "Bleh. Sweet!" He chuckled "Uh, I'm open to new things, I guess."
Uzi said "We are never talking about this." Ruby said "Ever."
N asked "Talking about what? Consider it, uh...Repressed!" Uzi wiped her hand on her shirt "...Uh, you mentioned other members of your squad? Are they coming back soon?"
N replied "Oh, yeah. Two others. They're out hunting for a bit but you'll love them. First, there's V." It showed a flashback where V tears a drone's entrails out. "No, No! Please don't feed me my own entrails in front of my family!" N watches V feed Grant his own entrails in front of his family and kill him.
V laughed then wiped her mouth from the oil "...And yet, I still feel nothing." Her crazed eye twitches.
N said "So, V, uh, I heard this planet-wide toxic death storm is supposed to be especially inhospitable tonight-"
V noticed him "Huh? Oh God! Who are you?! She flies off.
N said "No worries, I'm N! But a whole letter is a lot to remember!" He laughs lamely. The flashback ends. "So obviously, a lot of mutual respect there. But secretly, I actually kind of have a crush on her... You can't tell her, okay?!" He chuckled. Motioning, Uzi and Ruby zips their mouths.

"Then there's J, our leader." Another flashback where J has N pinned to the ground. "N, you're worthless, and terrible," N said Struggling to breathe "Thank you..." "and if the company allowed it, I would straight up kill you myself!" The flashback ends.
N said "J's awesome. Hey, let me give you the tour! Outside are the corpse... wall... thingies. In here are the buttons!" He begins pressing buttons.
Ruby saw more clearly "This... isn't just a landing pod... This is a spaceship! This could get us off the planet!"
N said "More of a one-use missile. They never taught us how to land."
Uzi said "No, I, uh, uh, the worker drones, we could work with them to fix this! Instead of all the murder! ...Which, uh, why are we doing that again...?"
N said "Other than ingesting their WARM, SWEET oil to avoid overheating and dying? I guess I just want to be useful. I was given a job and I always want to try my best."
Ruby said "And look at all the respect it's gotten you, N. You really think the company isn't going to dispose of you once all the workers are dead?"
N said "Oh my, you two sure are rebellious! It's kind of exciting. But, not as fun as, uh, following the rules..."
They hear footsteps.
N said "Hey, they're back! You-" he saw that Uzi and Ruby had disappeared.
J said "Idiot, get out here!"

Uzi and Ruby retreated from the Corpse House.
V Laughed seeing the two then climbed into the spire "Yo, we got two workers out there I kind of want to practice balloon animal shapes with. ...What happened here?"
J said "Synergistic Liability here must have tripped and knocked himself offline." J slaps N. "Moron bot, hello?" She snaps her fingers as N goes through a system reboot. Seeing that he was seeing worker drones the whole time.
Ruby said on the recording "You really think the company isn't going to dispose of you once all the workers are dead?" It went back. Uzi said on the recording "Bite me!"

Then a massage said YOU'RE DEAD
[IDIOT]
The reboot finishes.
N said "Ohhhh..." His scanner indicates Uzi and Ruby's  footprints. "Ohhhh! You know, I-I left an-an extremely dangerous weap- excuse outside...!"

He flees as V holds up a flag that says "Literally So Insanely Suspicious". Meanwhile, N goes off in pursuit of Uzi, and Ruby who were fleeing back to the colony. Meanwhile, during the card game...
"Haha, I am out, boys." "Oh, gosh darn it..."
"Wait until my loving wife and kids hear about this!" The door opens, letting in the cold and Uzi with Ruby, much to their annoyance.
Uzi "Bite me! Close it, close it!" Uzi tries to swipe the card to close the door, but N has already stuck his claw in between. He pries the door open slightly as the other drones looked shocked. "Hey, fellas. Oh, deal me in, I love rummy. Wait, tsk, no, I'm going to murder everyone... Rain check!" He swings his acidic tail at the door scanner, breaking it and the key. The door opens up, as do other doors. Realizing their lives are on the line, Uzi, Ruby and the other drones, minus Todd, run off freaking out. "Oh god!"
Todd said "Um, actually, it's gin rummy. So-" N impales him against a wall and slices his head off. He begins firing at the rest, shooting Makarov's head off and pouncing the other drone. Meanwhile, Braxton catches up with Uzi and Ruby. Braxton said "Hey, Uzi! Ruby! I just realized no one's said my name out loud before, so I'm just letting you know I'm-" N slices him in two, then flies off in pursuit of Uzi and Ruby.
Uzi recharges her railgun and she and Ruby, turn back to fire, but sees that N is gone. Khan appears "Pretty nice hydraulics, huh?" He pauses as he sees all the chaos he missed. "...What-What have you done?" Uzi doesn't reply. Before she could explain themselves, N swoops in. Uzi and Ruby prepared for a fight.
Uzi said "This time, I won't miss!"
N chuckled "I'm sorry. I really enjoyed our time together, but I can't have you shooting V with that thing."
Uzi said "Bite me!" She said to Khan "Dad, get down!"
Khan said "Uzi, Ruby, you Lead a murder drone here?! My beautiful doors!"
Ruby said "Dad, now is so not the time! We messed up, in the same way we're about to fix it! Move, dad!" N pins them to a wall and tossed Uzi's railgun falls at Khan's feet.
Uzi said straining Dad... Point and shoot... Trust me...!" Khan, trembling with fear, slowly backs off instead of helping his only children
Uzi asked heartbroken "Dad...?"
In an act of cowardice, Khan closes the door, leaving Uzi and Ruby broken. Not just brokenhearted, but broken to the point where they shut down. No grief over being left in the lurch by their own father. No attempts to fight back N. Nothing. She just goes limp... The room turns red and alarms blare as N regains his sanity, looking with despair over what he has done. At this moment J and V show up.
J said "Whoa, N!" N tosses the girls to hide "Am I dreaming, or did you do something not useless, for once?"
V said "I've been trying to get past those doors for months. Nice work, N."
N was shocked "...You... Me... Name... Remember...?"
V said "These ventilation shafts can easily get us around this last door. Lowest body count eats a missile!" She flies upwards into the vents.
J patted his back "Way to go, stud. The company's gonna love this. With this colony wiped, we'll make top team this quarter, for sure. You know what that means... Branded pens!" She holds up a JCJenson brand pen, to N's joy. She tosses it to him and prepares to fly off and catch up with V. N said "...Uh, you know, not that I can't wait to keep murdering all these, uh, maybe not-so-actually different from us Worker Drones, but, just out of curiosity, do we actually, uh, know what the company plans to do with us afterwards...?" Uzi and Ruby began to wake up.
J asked "Excuse me...?"
N said "Okay, so, a worker earlier might have suggested that they could fix up our landing pod to, uh, escape the planet and stuff, which, whoa, hey, that's against the rules! But, it is kind of making me question why our pods were only one way in the first place. Cause, you know, I get the feeling the company doesn't actually love robots, and like we might be robots. I've made a terrible mistake. It's cool how immediately I could tell."
J said "Hmm... No way, buddy. Questioning the company? You just finally gave me the excuse I needed." J injects N with a virus. "Worker drones are corrupted, N. That's why the company sent us. I hate to see you corrupted as well.
N said glitching "Thanks, J... Always looking out for me... You're awesome..." He passes out.
J chucked "Heh." She flies upward to catch up with V and hunt down more drones. Uzi and Ruby got up. Uzi goes to get her railgun.
N said glitching still "Ah, biscuits. I'm sorry. I ruined your card game, then made you have an awkward moment with your dad."
Uzi said "And we made you rebel like an angsty teen, which got you killed. Though, you also tried to kill us, so morality calls this a draw." Uzi climbs on top of a box to reach the vent. Predictably, she can't reach due to not having the ability to fly, and for being too short. "Ugh... For the record, that was the lamest heel-face turn in history. Was that supposed to be you switching sides?"
N said "Being rebellious is a lot harder than it looks. Thanks for showing me the ropes."
Ruby said "Nuh-uh, no bonding thing. You just killed a bunch of people, idiot."
N said "That's super fair..." he sighed "I screwed up..."
Uzi said "Ugggh...! In the same way you're about to fix it?" Uzi shows the wrench.
N said "Hahaha! I love doing anything."

Thad gets flung backwards. Lizzy, Dreamworks, Blantdos and Doll rush to help him as J arrives. Showing her claws
Khan said "So... They found our evacuation spot. But, if we build a quick door... Thad gets up.
Thad said "Are you kidding me?! You're the WDF, right? Defend" Khan and his friends back off in more cowardice. "For real?" V arrives and impales Thad. Just as she's about to kill him...
Ruby shouted "Hey!"
V asked "Huh?
Ruby shouted "Put that conventionally attractive male down!" N waves before Uzi nudges him.
N said "Oh! Uh, J, you're sometimes kind of mean to me, and I wish you weren't. Just some constructive criticism."
Uzi said "Nice." They fist bump. V tossed Thad away.

J said "Noted, traitor. We'll circle back after I right-size your existence!"
Uzi asked N "Okay, which one do you want?"
N said "J, please."
Uzi said "Too bad. Good luck." Then the Battle commence. Uzi flings her pen at J's hair and runs off, with Ruby, leaving N to deal with V. J manages to knock Uzi and Ruby down with her gun, and yanks the pen out of her hair.
J said "Damn the well-made quality assured durability of JCJensen's products! Huh?" Uzi and Ruby got back up and kicks J in her face. Ruby shouted "Duck!" Then a laser beam came out then dodged the laser cutting the pillar behind them. Meanwhile, N is fighting V. He tries firing from his gatling gun, but hearts shoot out instead.
N screamed "Ah! My mind's in a weird place! Don't read into this!" A rocket lands near him and explodes. J gets up and used an EMP which knocks Uzi and Ruby out while N and V are swordfighting. N sees J walk up to the girls.
N shouted "UZI! Ruby!" To V "I'm so, so sorry. Have fun repressing this!" He... licks V's sword. Nasty...
V screamed "EW! What the hell?!" N kicks her down as J looms over Uzi and Ruby, kicking away the railgun.
J said "You've got a lot of cuts for a barely sentient toaster. I've had prey fight fact before, but your edgy spirit is just... so... painful...?!" She looks down. Her leg has been stabbed by her tail thanks to Ruby. Then she hopped back "GAH! FOURTH! QUARTER! PROFITS! MOTHER OF COMPANY LEADERSHIP RETREATS!" She jams her foot on a piece of rubble and falls over. Uzi points her railgun at her face.
Uzi said "One more buzzword and I'll do it!"
J said "...Equity partnersh-" Uzi pulls the trigger. In the end of it all, J's entire top half has been obliterated. Uzi spits on the corpse (Or what's left of it) to show who's the baddest. As the other characters come out of hiding to cheer for her, she falls over tiredly. N picks Uzi up onto his shoulders.
Thad said "Holy hell, Uzi, Ruby, that was insane! And you too, uh..."
N said "Huh? Oh! N! I'm an angsty rebellious disassembly drone, now." They hear someone clearing their throat. It's Khan. Uzi throws her wrench back at his feet.
Uzi said "We brought the murder drones here accidentally. You chose to leave us for dead instead of just freaking believing in me!" Everyone looked shocked "That's not even an edgy teen hyperbole like when I said it last week!" No response. Uzi, near tears, smacks herself to regain composure. "We'll save you the trouble dad. We banish myself!" Khan tries to speak, but can't find the words. "Let's go, N. Everyone here can bite me!" N grabs V and they begin to leave.
N said "Nice to meet you, Mr. Doorman!
Uzi smacks him "Shut it." N takes off with Uzi, Ruby and V.

Thad looked shocked, then looked at khan, then khan looked at the four animators, then tried to explain "You know, it may look bad now , but we'll have a laugh right?" He laughed nervously as the four glared at him as well as the others, then they all walked off disappointed in khan. Khan took a sip from his mug in disappointment."#1 DAD" Nothing could be further from the truth...and did he even deserve that mug?

Out in the frozen wilderness, Uzi and Ruby were sitting on top of a broken car, thinking to themselves. Meanwhile, N is lodged inside the Corpse House "I'd join you if the sun didn't kill me. Hope you're having important character growth or something, though!"
Uzi said "Just can't wait to murder all humans. Classic robot stuff." Ruby said "I hope they're sitting pretty there on Earth, because we're coming for them...!" Their eyes glitched showing a warning sign a new symbol then back to normal, they began to laugh maniacally, their sanity completely vanished, as the zoom out reveals three Drone pods making their way down to Copper 9.
Then the credits roll.