Episode 7: bordem kills the horn
It showed them looking bored. "Hey, does anyone know why Mats wears sunglasses all the time?" Blantados says trying to distract himself. They all shrugged as they continued watching tv. Maxim drank a beer as he says "Simple alligator eyes are sensitive to light yet somehow my eyes are just fine from my heat lamp ;I mean; why do you think my rooms so dimly lit." Dreamworks said "I have an idea!" Then it showed the four of them chewing bubble gum outside of the apartment. Maxim says "I physically can't chew gum." Dreamworks said "Relax, this is just for us, anyway whoever can blow the biggest bubble from bubble gum wins." Maxim sighs as he pops another cold one. Dreamworks said "Ready? 3, 2 1, go!" They all proceeded to blow their biggest bubble. Then as it was continuing to grow bigger, it came together then it got too big then blew up, covering everyone in gum. "Really." Is all Maxim could say. They all blinked as Dreamworks said "I think it's a tie. Anymore ideas?" Maxim says "Golf?" Then it showed them playing golf. Maxim hits the ball into the farthest hole in one strike as he said "HOLE IN ONE!" Evil said "Yeah, congratulations, for the 15th time." Travis says "Maybe it wasn't a good idea to play golf on Mr.Maxims own golfing establishment." Blantados said "Yep." Dreamworks said "Any other ideas?" "Oh come on. Me and Monty could play this for hours." Maxim says. Dreamworks said "We haven't played golf, since we got into animation. How about something nice and quiet, like fishing." Travis says "And speaking of the Mr. D should we invite him. He really enjoys fishing apparently." Then it showed them on a boat as Dreamworks tossed her line into the water. Maxim says "Ya know this ain't half bad." Evil said "Yep." Then Dreamworks' line then went down signaling that she got a bite "Oh! I got a bite!" Maxim says "All right." Then as she tried to reel it in the fishing pole went into the water. Maxim says "So close." They all looked over to see if they can find where the pole went. Dreamworks said "Well there goes $35." Maxim says "So explain to me why y'all didn't invite Deadbear? He probably has some real good fishing' advice." Then they showed that he would sink the boat. Maxim says "I weight 2000 pounds. How do I not sink it?" They all shrugged as they continued to look for the pole. Then Dreamworks saw something coming towards her. Then a shark grabbed her as she waved her hooves and tried punching the shark with her hooves. Blantados says "HOLY CRAP!" They all grabbed her as they saw the shark shaking her. Travis then sliced the shark as it let go as it sank back into the water. Maxim says "I guess your Shark bait." Dreamworks then held her horn, as they saw blood drip down her head. Blantados says "Hey theirs something different about you Dream."They saw her remove her hoofs as they saw her horn missing as they screamed a bit. Maxim just stands their unfazed. Evil said "Oh my god!" Travis said "We better get to the hospital." Maxim says "I've seen worse." Then it showed them at the hospital with Jumper and Maxim. Dreamworks was in a hospital bed with her horn wrapped in bandages. Maxim says "We'll now." Then the doctor walked in. Maxim says "So, what's the damage?" The doctor said "Well you're friend is African." Then he looked up "Oh sorry." Maxim says "Wrong person?" Jumper said "I'm Australian." Maxim says "I'm Russian." The doctor said "Well you're alicorn friends have to live without a horn...Or will she?" Their eyes all widened then the doctor laughed "No no. She's definitely going to live without a horn." Evil said "Well at least we had fun, not unlike when we went to México." It showed their heads in spikes. Maxim says "Harsh." Jumper said "We took one step out of the resort." Maxim says "I know but still." Then it showed them back at their hotel room. Maxim takes off his coat and hat as he says "Welp I'm beat." Dreamworks said "Yeah so what now?" "That's for you to decide." He pulls out another alcoholic beverage out of his chest cavity before sitting down. Dreamworks tried to lift a cup with her hoof but it slipped. Maxim says "What? Not used to not using magic?" Dreamworks said "Well I have used magic for stuff just not this long." "That sentence made no sense." Dreamworks said "I didn't gone without using magic this long before." "So I was right."Dreamworks said "So I might need to use my wings or hoofs for a while." "You make that sound like a problem," He spoke before sipping his beverage "Just get used to being like the rest of us." Dreamworks said "Okay, I hope you're right." "It don't matter if I'm right it's something you have to do. Am what I'm saying going in one ear and out the other?" Then Dreamworks said "I guess your right I need to practice using my hoofs more." "Exactly." Then a montage played of Dreamworks using her hoofs. Maxim says "I swear these montages do absolutely nothing." Dreamworks said holding a cup "But they did help me use my hoofs more." "Whatever." Then Blantados yells "Hey Mats! Does anyone ever tell you you look like a beat up, more ripped version of Monty?" Dreamworks said "He kinda does." Maxim says "Yell he is kinda my descendent, and so is Glamrock Freddy and every other Freddy before him. It's a very confusing story." Dreamworks said "As weird as being friends with an alicorn, Sackboy, a character from Friday Night Funkin', and a dragon?""I'd say on par."Then Evil's phone rang. Maxim says "Might wanna answer that!" Evil picked up his phone and answered it "Hello? Oh hey doc. What's that? Dreamworks is going to get a new horn? What time you want us to get it on her?" Then Evil wrote the time and date. Maxim says "What's this all then?" Evil said "Dreamworks will be getting a new horn." "Really now?" Evil said "Yep." "Huh." Then it showed Dreamworks in the surgery room. Then the others were walking as the doctor walked out. Maxim says as he is finishing up his beverage "So, how'd it go?" The doctor said "A complete success. All the dead tissue from her old horn, completely healed when I put her new horn on." "Sounds like some lazy writing but okay." The doctor said "I have seen alicorns do that, during surgeries, nothing different." "Okay..."They saw Dreamworks come out in a wheelchair. Maxim says "Why do you work that thing?" Dreamworks said "There's a tiny cat nurse behind me." The cat came out then squeaked as she waved hi. Maxim says "I have the urge to punch it." Travis said "Let's see the horn." Then Dreamworks had her bandages taken off her horn. They saw a new horn but they saw that it was a bit longer. Blantados says "Compensating for something?"Dreamworks said "It's my new horn. It's just like princess twilight's horn, when she first became an alicorn." Maxim then looks around. Evil asked "What are you looking for?" "Who the hell asked." Evil said "Down here." "No that's who I'm looking for idiot. Cause I don't remember anyone asking for an explanation about someone who's probably dead." Dreamworks said "Let's get home then." "Way ahead of ya." They followed him. "Y'all want anything on the way back?" He asked. They all shook they're heads No. "Alright." He keep walking. Then it ended.
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