Here we see you looking through books about demons to look for signs to prove that you're part demon too as we see a hunter named Dean Winchester the Second handing you more books.

Dean II: "You think you're a demon?"

(Y/N): *reads a book*"Part demon actually."

Dean II: "My advice is that if you're really part demon, you should be leaving behind sulfur."*sees your footprints made from sulfur*"And there's some in your foot size."

You look on the floor and see sulfur in the form of your footprints.

(Y/N): "I guess you're right."

Dean II: "See, it's the little things that matter."

You then check the time and see you need to get to work.

(Y/N): "I guess, I gotta get going, see ya."

You then fly off out of the room as Dean sees that you just disappeared.

Dean II: "Someone's in a hurry."

Later, at S.I.M.P. we see on a TV, a commercial comes up in Heaven as we see a cherub show up.

Cletus: *on TV*"Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did something good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessings!"

Here we see the commercial playing as the jingle was very similar to S.I.M.P. jingle but more angel themed than demon themed as we then see the TV blow up because Blitzo shot it with his pistol.

Millie: "Nice on B."

Verosika: "Has anyone seen our resident angel boy (Y/N)?"

Blitzo: "I don't know, he always appears out of nowhere like he lives in my ass."

Blitzo then turns around and sees that you're right behind him.

Blitzo: "Ah! Would you stop coming out of my ass!"

(Y/N): "I didn't come from your ass, I was doing research to see if I was part demon and when I discovered that footprints made out of sulfur came from me I have confirmed that I'm a demon cause demons leave behind sulfur wherever they go."

Verosika: "Another bonus."

Blitzo: "Anyways give me another, Mox!"

Moxxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on with a scared look on his face. The 666 News logo appears. Blitzo pours gunpowder into flintlock.

Blitzo: "Eh, naw, not feelin' it. Next!"

Moxxie then changes the channel as it showed a Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent breasts, holding a pitchfork. Blitzo and Millie look bored.

Blitzo: "Uh huh, keep going, keep going, keep going!"

Moxxie switches the channel again. Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.

Wally Wackford: "I say, I say! Are you looking to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? Well, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory! Where you make the things and I make the money! Please I'm very desperate."

(Y/N): "You know, I almost wanna feel sorry for him, but I don't."*to Blitzo*"Do your thing sir."

Blitzo: "On it MVP."

Blitzo then shoots the TV making it explode to bits.

Millie: "Woo! You're on a roll, sir!"

Loona snores and wakes up from her canine sleep on a chair. A shaking causes her cup to spill.

Loona: "Guys, do you feel that?"

Verosika: "Oh sh#t, is that a hellshake?"

(Y/N): "That's possible?"

Millie: "Alright! Don't panic (Y/N)!"

(Y/N): "I'm not panicking, because hellshakes aren't a thing."

Loona then grabs you and hugs you tightly.

Loona: "Stop getting hysterical you handsome angel!"

(Y/N): "But I am not hysterical- wait did you just call me handsome?"

Loona: *blushes*"Wa- uh n-no, that uh, you were hearing things."

We then see the wall get broken and part of it fell on Moxxie. The smoke clears and a supervillain demon enters the room through the hole. Loona growls on all fours.

Loopty Goopty: "Do not be afraid!"

(Y/N): "Who are you?"

Loopty Goopty: "I'm Loopty Goopty!"*singsong voice*"Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopish!"

Loona: "Could've just used the door, dude. Doesn't need to be this whole thing."

Loopty Goopty: "I am eccentric, and must therefore do eccentric sh#t!"

(Y/N): "Like swimming in your own money?"

Loopty Goopty: "Yes! Precisely my avian boy!"

(Y/N): "I'm a nephilim."

Loopty Goopty does a wavy dance. Blitzo sniffs him and flinches.

Blitzo: "Ugh! This old f#ck reeks of the living world. Did you just die?"

Loopty Goopty: "Yes! Moments ago, in fact! Which is what brought me here!"

Loona: "Just sayin', the front door would've gotten you here fine."

Loopty Goopty: "Shut up, dear furry!"*Pulls out a photo of Lyle*"This is the man I'm going to need you to kill."

Blitzo: "Not even a sh#t's length of time in Hell and already plotting revenge? I can respect a man with that sort of passion! I'm Blitzø, the "o" is silent."

Blitzo walks over to Loopty Goopty and shakes his hand.

Loopty Goopty: "What "o"?"

Blitzo: "Aww, thank you. Now what's the tea, sis?"

Loopty Goopty: "The tea?"

(Y/N): "Yeah why do you want this man killed? I mean what did he do to you?"

Loopty Goopty: "He was... my business partner! You see, I was not always an old man."

Flashback.

Here we see everything looks like an old movie.

Loopty Goopty: *narrating*"My partner Lyle and I ran Lyle-Loopty Robotics, a technological empire!"

Lyle and Loopty pose with capes and spiral glasses on top of a tall building labeled "Lyle-Loopty Robotics". The building is surrounded by factories and columns spewing smoke. Down below it reads "very dramatic re-enactment from earlier that day?"

Loopty Goopty: *narrating*"Earlier today, we were testing a new machine intended to stop or reverse the aging process!"

The clips show Loopty putting wires together and Lyle tightening a bolt with a wrench. The two stand by a large white machine labeled "De-age-ifier."

Loopty: "It could've saved all three trillionaires! Unfortunately, we neglected to test the machine on the poor like we usually do. We were too sure of our own genius. But the machine was accidentally set forward!"

The two men stroll into the chamber and close the metal door. A lever labeled "young" and "old" is set to "old" at the bottom.

Loopty: "By the time we managed to get out, it was too late. At least, for me."

The two men struggle to open the door, pounding on it. Both of them rapidly shrivel up and age. Loopty stares in horror at his shriveling hands. Lyle grows old and fat and slides to the floor. Loopty clutches at his chest, suffers a heart attack and collapses to the ground. A man mentions for doctors to come in. They put a stethoscope over Loopty's heart and they shake their heads somberly. Another woman puts an oxygen mask over Lyle's nose and mouth. Loopty's body is zipped shut in a body bag.

Loopty: "Now, that evil son of a b#tch is going to take over the empire we built together! Without me to share it with him, he'll make all the god damn money in the world and become the fourth trillionaire and get all the credit!"

We see Lyle laughing evilly as piles of money rain down on him.

Flashback end.

(Y/N): "Uh.... okay, but you do know that's not really evil."

Loopty Goopty: "It's evil towards me!"

Moxxie is still stuck under the rubble.

Moxxie: "Everything... is going... dark..."

Loopty Goopty: "Now, get your crimson and fetheard asses up above and send that heartless no-good son of a bitch to Hell, where he belongs!"

Blitzo: "You do know, Poopty..."

Loopty Goopty: *Seethes* Loopty!

Blitzo holds up his hands.

Blitzo: "Of course, of course. If we do kill him though and he ends up down here, you know, you will be stuck with him, forever."

(Y/N): *realizes*"The real reason why you want him dead cause he's your friend?"

Loopty Goopty: "Of course deer boy! Now get your asses up above and send that old man, down here!"

(Y/N): "Okay but like Blitz said, once we kill him he'll be down here, stuck with you, for eternity."

Loopty Goopty: "Oh, trust me! I'm counting on it!"

Loopty Goopty summons an array of weapons with his metal tentacles: several guns, a launcher and a spinning gear.

Moxxie: "That's kinda hot."

Moxxie does a thumbs up as everyone glances at him. Later we see you and the imps in the human world on a tour bus and your Rit Zien sense goes off.

Moxxie: "Are you certain were in the right place?"

(Y/N) "Yep, this is where Lyle lives. I can sense his misery in that mansion."

Blitzo: "You do?"

(Y/N): "I have the grace of a Rit Zien angel, they know who's emotionally hurt so they can put them out of their misery."

Blitzo: "Huh neat."

Tour guide: "And to your right is the home of famous inventor, Lyle Lipton."

The crowd "oohs" and takes pictures with their cell phones. Blitzo removes his sunglasses, wearing a clown wig.

Blitzo: "Let's do it, gang!"

You and all the imps take out their weapons: Blitzo has a flintlock pistol, Moxxie a rifle, you with an Angel Sword, and Millie two sharp swords. You and the imps jump over a fence and land in poses.

Millie: "Let's kill this rich guy!"

You and The imps race over toward the windows.

Tour guide: "And here you'll find three tacky stalkers and one male model about to attempt a murder! Things like this could happen to famous people all the time!"

People snap pictures. You and the imps peer through the window at an old Lyle in bed.

Moxxie: "Wow, that machine really did a number on him."

Lyle: "Goodbye, my one true love."

The picture in the frame consists of dollar bills and a "free stock photos" watermark on it.

Lyle: "All the riches of the world can't fill the emptiness I'm feeling now that my shitty old body can't do anything of value."

Blitzo: "Oh, fantastic! He's gonna do our job for us!"

Lyle makes a noose out of an IV tube.

Moxxie: "Should we go in there and tie it for him?"

Lyle is about to put it over his head as the imps watch with drinks and popcorn. The noose glows white and a force knocks the imps back. Blitzo's kitten sock flies away, making Blitzo sad. Lyle adjusts to the light and sees the three cherubs floating down gracefully in three rays of light.

Lyle: "Oh lord, I'm being haunted by ugly orphan children now!"

Blitzo: "Who the fuck are they?!"

Moxxie: "Oh no! Sir those are..."

Cletus: "Cherubs, Mr. Lyle!"

Lyle: "I hate filthy stinking orphan children!"

Collin: "We're here to convince you not to kill yourself, sir. To grant you a blessing, on behalf of those in Heaven benefited by your amazing technological advances."

Blitzo: "Oh hell no! Don't forget-"

An angry Blitzo marches in through the window, shattering the glass and face-planting onto the floor. Moxxie and Millie enter through a door.

Moxxie: "Lyle Lipton, it is our-"*sees Blitzo on the floor*"...humble opinion that you should continue the process to commit death."

Millie: "I mean, what do you expect to do with all this money now you're old and gross."

Keenie: "Is that a serious question? He can help spread his wealth around with the people of the world! And do so much good with it! And be so fulfilled!"

You then appear next to Lyle as he didn't notice you.

(Y/N): "Hello old timer."

Lyle: "Ah! Oh Lord you almost gave me a heart attack."

(Y/N): "Yeah, I have that effect on people, and Moxxie is right you gotta die"

Your hand glows purple and you're gonna place your hand on Lyle's head and you're gonna use the Rit Zien method of smiting on Lyle.

(Y/N): "May you rest in peace."

Collins: "What have you done?!"

Moxxie: "Uh his job?"

(Y/N): "Yeah no need to throw a hissy fit over it." *sees Keenie* "Oh hey there."

Keenie: *blushes a little*"Oh heh, hi I-I'm ninie- Keenie I-I mean I'm Keenie."

(Y/N): "Well it's nice to meet a cute cherub like yourself."

Keenie: *plays with her hair and blushes*"Oh heh, thanks."

Moxxie: *face palms*"Oh crumbs."

Keenie: "You must be the nephilim boy that Heaven was talking about."

Millie: "He sure is."

(Y/N): "I'm also part demon and leviathan, the British Men of Letters created me as a weapon to destroy people like you. Things that go bump in the night and as well as accomplishing the goal that the British have failed, complete takeover of America and then the universe."

Collins: "Well thanks to you, we lost our chance!"

(Y/N): "Chance at what?"

Cleatus: "To let him live, but you took it away from us."

(Y/N): "I am God's Judge, Jury, and Executioner and this man didn't deserve a chance."

Cleatus: "And why is that?"

(Y/N): "He and his friend experimented on the poor. Still wanna give him another chance?"

Keenie: "Since you put it that way, no."

(Y/N): "I reunited him with his friend back in Hell."

Cleatus: "Well then I guess we'll go."

Cleatus then makes a portal to Hevean as the three of them go in only to be kicked out.

Cleatus: "What the?"

Deerie: "Mmm yeah no, sorry Cleatus but you three failed your mission on letting a human live yeah no sorry."

(Y/N): "It wasn't their fault, they were misinformed about the human in question."

Deerie: "Mmm yeah but either way they can't re-enter Heaven yeah no sorry."

(Y/N): "You know I'm part archangel right? As God's Judge, Jury, and Executioner I'll allow these 3 cherubs entry back into Heaven."

Deerie: "Yeaah alright your word is law."

(Y/N): "Thank you."

We see the cherubs heading back to Heaven and close the portal behind them.

Blitzo: "Well that was easy."

(Y/N): "Yeah."

You sense that Maria is in trouble.

(Y/N): "The Prophet of God is in danger, I need to get to Maria!"

You then fly out of the room as they see you just disappeared.

Blitzo: "Well he's in a hurry."

Later, we see you at the bunker and you see a circle of holy fire lit up around you and you can't break free out of it.

(Y/N): "What's going on?"

You turn to see Maria's parents looking at you and see Maria who was in ropes tied to a pillar.

(Y/N): "What is happening right now?"

Maria's father: "No thanks to you, our daughter became a criminal!"

Maria's mother: "She's been desecrating graves, accessing morgues, and getting hurt everytime she hunts ghosts!"

(Y/N): "It's all part of the job of being a hunter, that's her contribution to the world."

Maria: "Yeah."

Maria's father: "I thought I would be proud of her, but now I'm even more disappointed in her now than then."

(Y/N): "Your daughter is saving the world, and it's because of people like her the world is a better place, so you two should be grateful to have a daughter like her."

Maria's mother then grabs your scythe and points it at you.

Maria's mother: "Change her back, now!"

(Y/N): "God has chosen her to be a prophet, not me."

Maria: "He's right, he didn't do this, God did."

Maria's mother: "To Hell with God, and to Hell with you!"

Maria then swings the scythe and then chops off your head as you turn into dust.

Maria: "What did you do?!?"

Maria then breaks out of her ropes in anger and the charge at her mother and tries to take the scythe but she pushes her back and she gets hit in the head from the table and suffers a brain injury that puts her in between life and death.

Maria's mother: *drops the scythe*"What have we done?"

We then see Dean burst into the room and heads to Maria onto the floor.

Dean II: "Maria!"

Meanwhile, in The Empty, we see you wake up in the black void that is The Empty.

(Y/N): "God dang it."

We then see The Shadow take on the form of you and turn to you.

(Y/N): "What are you doing?"

The Shadow: "I'm gonna put you to sleep cause I need some sleep."

(Y/N): "Well I need to help Maria, she's God's newest Prophet so you need to send me back to Earth."

The Shadow: "Not gonna happen."

(Y/N): "You can sleep all you want if you send me back."

The Shadow: "Hm, you drive a hard bargain, deal."

In the clubroom of Kuoh Academy, we see a woman with red hair looking at the starry night sky and sees a shooting star coming from the sky and it looks like it's coming at her.

Rias: "What the?"

The star then crashes and lands into the courtyard as Rias then sees it's you unconscious.

Rias: " Oh my, I have got him into bed."

Rias then picks you up and teleports to the ORC.

Next: Chapter 8: S.I.M.P Meeting O.R.C