Chapter 5: Woman in You
Here we see you trying on different outfits that Pam Anderson normally wears since she's your vessel for a month as the girls help you with the outfits.
(Y/N): *as Pam A**wearing a mismatched outfit*"How's this?"
Vaggie: "Not even close."
Pam A: "You're not gonna wear that while you're wearing me."
You then face in the direction of where Pam A is at and you talk to her.
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Well excuse me, this is my first time as a woman."
Charlie: "Who are you talking to?"
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Archangels can talk to the souls residing in the vessel, in this instance Pam Anderson."
Charlie: "Oh."
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"And Martha, she wasn't happy about you touching her own breasts."
Martha: " Well I'm sorry I couldn't help mah self."
Charlie: "Okay, let me help you with your outfit."
After some wardrobe changes we see you wearing a red woman's blazer and a pair of red skin type pants and a bow tie.
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Um Charlie isn't this what you wear?"
Charlie: "And it looks amazing on you."
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"You mean on Pam?"
Charlie: "Oh right."
(Y/N): *as Pam A**feels the chest area a bit tight*"It's kinda tight around the chest area."
Vaggie: "Wait, are you wearing a bra right now?"
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"No, I forbid myself to gain access to women's undergarments as a sign of respect for you women."
Pam A: "Wow you are a gentleman."
Vaggie: *sees you hear a response from Pam A*"Did Pam say something?"
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"She called me a gentleman."
Martha: "Okay since (Y/N) won't touch Pam's.... unmentionables, does that mean we gotta dress him er her?"
Pam A: *sighs*"If you are too nice to even touch one of my bras then tell them to help you on that."
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Pam said you have her permission to help me in the matter of her undergarments, since I forbid myself to gain access to women's clothing."
Martha: "Why? They're just clothes, it's not that big of a deal."
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"I remember 10 million people committed 10 quintillion acts of Sin of Lust related to women's clothing in the last 24 hours."
Vaggie: "Oh well is it a sin if the woman let's you."
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Well I mean no disrespect, I forbid myself to gain access to a woman's undergarments even the woman in question allows me to."
Mayberry: *sighs*"Oh my gosh you are too innocent."*to the girls*"Alright girls since (Y/N) won't change undergarments it's up to us to do it for him er her."
Girls: "Right."
Martha: *to you*"Since you're too innocent to even touch a woman's underwear, we'll help you put them on."
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Okay I'm fine with that."
We then see the girls helping you putting on Pam Anderson's underwear and bra. You are wearing a black lace bra and matching panties and you put on the clothes that Charlie chose for you back on and you no longer feel the tightness in your chest.
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Thanks girls."
Martha: "No problem."
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"So what's next?"
Mayberry: "Makeup time."
Charlie: "Vaggie you're up."
Vaggie: "Alright let me do my magic."
We see Vaggie put blush on you, some pink lipstick, purple eyeshadow, comb your hair, and then spray perfume on you.
Vaggie: "There."*puts a mirror in front of you*"You look amazing."
Pam A: "Not bad Vaggie, not bad."
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Pam praised your work Vaggie."
Vaggie: "You're welcome Pam, if you're listening."
You then gave a pat on the back on Vaggie.
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"She was listening and that was her response."
Vaggie: "Huh, you are listening to her."
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"I learned from Michael that the soul residing in the vessel is a good roommate for you and the person in the vessel."
Mayberry: "Alright, now to teach you how to walk on high heels."
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Oh god."
Later, we see you practicing to walk on high heels and you keep falling down every time. One time you actually walked normal on high heels and the girls cheered for you.
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"I nailed it!"*starts to lose balance*"Woah!"*grabs the railing*"Still nailed it!"
Pam A: *looks at the time*"Oh jeez, I got to go to a party hosted by the pop star sensation The Dazzlings."*to you*"We need you to get ready right away."
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Right."
Mayberry: "What did she say?"
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"She's invited to a party hosted by The Dazzlings named Adagio Dazzle, Sonata Dusk, and Aria Blaze."
Pam A: "Is it possible for me to take over for a while?"
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Yes."
Charlie: "What did she say?"
Pam A: *takes over*"If it's possible for me to take control?"
Vaggie: "Wait, is (Y/N) still in you?"
(Y/N): "Still here."
Pam Anderson then turns to you and she blushes of what you actually look like.
Pam A: "Well hello handsome~."
Vaggie: "Are you talking to (Y/N)?"
Pam A: "Yep."
Martha: "So do you have his powers right now?"
We then see Pam Anderson emitting holy light and the girls can see her wings take the form of silhouettes.
Martha: "Ooo."
Pam A: "Now I can get there no problem."
We see Pam Anderson fly out of the room as the girls see that you disappeared.
Martha: "Watch out for the telephone poles and high tension wires!"
Vaggie: "She teleported Martha."
Martha: "I know, I'm just saying that if she is flying."
Later, at the party, we see Pam Anderson talking to you in the house the party is going on.
Pam A: "Okay (Y/N), just don't do anything weird alright, just remember what the girls taught you and follow my lead."
(Y/N): *takes over**as Pam A*"Right."
You then walk around on high heels with relative ease as you and Pam A sense the sins of the guests in the party.
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Oh no now?"
Pam A: "What is it?"
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Can you feel that?"
Pam A: " You mean that tingle in the back of my head yeah why?"
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"As God's Judge, Jury, and Executioner it's my job to punish and damn the souls who committed any of the 7 sins and I can sense dozens of people who committed sins of Greed, Lust, and Pride."*pulls out an angel blade*"They must be punished."
Pam A: "Woah, woah, you can't just go killing them, there's other people here!"
(Y/N): *as Pam A**puts away the blade*"Right."
Pam A: "Just have some punch okay."
You head over to the punch bowl and get a cup of fruit punch and were about to drink it until you smelled the alcohol in it.
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Someone spiked the punch."
Pam A: "Oh."
???(Adagio Dazzle): "Pam Anderson you made it."
You and Pam Anderson turn to The Dazzlings and you see that they know that you're here.
Aria: "And you brought an "imaginary" friend."
Pam A: "What does she mean?"
Adagio: "Since when do you let angels be your plus one and have said angel take your body on a joyride?"
Sonata: "We can totally see your angelic presence."*holds up her pendant*"Thanks to these."
Aria: "Yeah, and is it just me or does the angel inside of you have more juice than an Archangel?"
Pam A: "Wait so you know about-"
Aria: "Yep."
Pam A: "Oh. Shoot."
(Y/N): "Does this mean I have to come out now?"
Pam A: "Yeah."
You then take over Pam's body entirely and turn to The Dazzlings.
Adagio: "I would say your name is Michael, but that would be a lie. Who are you?"
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"I'm (Y/N), I'm a nephilim borrowing a vessel of Jophiel, my real body is currently in Hell."
Aria: "Wait, you're a boy angel in a girl body? You haven't touched the big melons on Pam's body have you?"
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"No I did not."
Aria: "Oh."
Adagio: "Who are you anyways, we don't see a lot of nephilims lately."
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"I'm (Y/N) and I'm God's Judge, Jury, and Executioner."
Soneta: *gasps*"You're not gonna kill us, are you?!"
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"No, you three have redeemed yourselves by choosing a different path. Living among humans instead of enslaving them."*puts on the Ring of Death*"But I wouldn't say the same about the others."
Adagio: "You mean the guests?"
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Indeed."
You then show The Dazzlings the sins committed by the guests at their party.
Sonata: "Whoah."
(Y/N): *as Pam**points to a guy*"That kid there is a bully at school and he got away with everything in his school cause his father is the mayor of this town."*points to a girl*"Same goes for her, she enslaved the entire football team to do her dirty work cause her father is the chief of police. Those two are examples of the Sin of Pride, as for the other sins Greed and Lust you already know."
Aria: "And what are you gonna do?"
(Y/N): *as Pam*"Rain death, have a seat and watch me do my work."
You and The Dazzlings then sit in chairs as you activate the Ring of Death to make the guests of the party die from various causes of death such as heart attacks, electrocution, alcoholism, tripping on a puddle and have knives fall on their faces, and more. Several minutes of death later, we see The Dazzlings were terrified of what you're capable of from seeing all the dead bodies in the room.
Adagio: "So much death."
Then a hand grabs Adagio's leg and she looks down and sees the daughter of the chief of police force.
Daughter of the chief: "Help....me."
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"There's no helping you."
You then snap your fingers and make her die of a heart attack.
Sonata: "Wow that was kind of mean don't you think?"
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"She abused her power over authority there was no helping her."
Sonata: "But still, we could have helped her redeem herself."
(Y/N):*as Pam A*"I mean I guess we could but oh well."*stands up*"I'll leave Charlie on redeeming her along with these people."
You then see the souls of the guests of the party and they turn to you.
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Say hi to Satan for me."
You then snap your fingers and send their souls to Hell and then take off the Ring of Death.
Adagio: "All that is from a small ring?"
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Ring of Death, worn by the Horseman of Death of the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse. I was gonna infect them with cancer with the Ring of Pestilence but you 3 will take your vaccinations soon and you already cleaned up the house for the guests."
You then snap your fingers and turn all the bodies into ash as the ash flies away into the fireplace. You then turn to The Dazzlings.
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Can we bunk here for awhile?"
Adagio: "Sure."
Aria: "But can we sleep with you, and by you I mean your actual self not with you in Pam's body."
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Sorry, but I made a wager with an imp demon named Blitz, the O in his name is silent. I have to remain in this vessel for a month."
Sonata: "Aww bummer. What do you get in return?"
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"100 souls, but I do not care for currency, only the challenge itself. Remember this word of wisdom: the challenge is the reward, not the stuff."
Adagio: "If I was a lesbian right now I would kiss you, but I'm not."
Aria: "Ugh, we have to wait a month to get your body back."
Sonata: "Can we at least get Pam's autograph?"
You then pull out a notebook and put in Pam's signature in it and hand it to Sonata. Later, after a few days, we see you walking around in Pam Anderson's body with The Dazzlings walking with you and you see the school of CHS.
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Is this the school you three go to?"
Adagio: "Well...."
Aria: "We're still banned from this school after what we did."
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"I see, they haven't been the most forgiving for you three. I'll have to talk to the principals about getting you three re-enrolled into this school."
You and the sirens then head to the entrance of the school. Meanwhile with the humane 7 we see Pinkie get a shiver down her back.
Sci-Twi: "What's wrong Pinkie?"
Pinkie: "A shiver up my spine means there's someone from upstairs nearby."
Applejack: "And who would that be?"
Pinkie: "Oh that would be the Judge, Jury, and Executioner of the Heavens. He's also a nephilim borrowing the body of a famous celebrity. Basically a boy angel in a girl body."
Sci-Twi: "What makes you think that?"
Pinkie: "My Pinkie Sense, silly."
Sci-Twi; "There's no way-"
Before Sci-Twi can finish her thought, the Humane 7 then sees you in Pam Anderson as her vessel as you see Lyra Heartstrings and Sweetie Drops AKA Bon Bon at their lockers and you used your Cupid's Bow to get them to fall in love with earth other the moment they close their locker doors. The two girls blushed at the sight of each other.
Lyra: *blushes*"Um, Bon Bon, do you want to go to the study hall with me to prepare for a math test?"
Bon Bon: *blushes*"Uh sure, it's a date- er I mean study date- I mean-"
Bon Bon tripped backwards on her rear as Lyra giggled and helped her up as the Humane 7 witnessed the sight of what just happened.
Sunset: "You all saw that right?"
Applejack: "What in tarnation is Pam Anderson doing here?"
Fluttershy: "And how did she make Lyra and Bon Bon fall in love?"
Pinkie: "The nephilim is inside of Pam Anderson cause he has a Cupid's Bow and shot a love arrow at both Lyra and Bon Bon."
Sci-Twi: "There's no such thing as God, no such thing as Cupids, and no such thing as nephilims. Lyra and Bon Bon are already lesbians and Pam Anderson is just here to see a fan or find a good spot for her next film or something."
Sunset: "Then how can you explain the fact we're not in school?"
The Humane 7 are not in school but instead in the cafe that Pinkie works at, Sweet Snacks Cafe. They see no one but Pam Anderson along with some other people at their normal booth.
Pinkie: "Uh I think you made God really angry Sci-Twi."
Sci-Twi: *heads to the door*"Pfft, I told you, there is no such thing as-"
When Sci-Twi opens the door she sees that the whole cafe was on the moon and not on Earth as she slowly closed the door.
Rarity: "How can you explain that darling?"
Sci-Twi: "Maybe Equestrian magic or the Storm King."
Sunset: "But he's dead."
Sci-Twi: "Or is he?"
Blitzo: "The hell is equestrian magic?"
The girls turned to see Blitzo and the other workers of S.I.M.P. sitting with Pam Anderson and the people in the booth.
Sci-twi: "Ah! W-what are you creatures?!"
Before they knew it, they were in their seats and they looked around to see people eating food from the restaurant.
Lucifer: "Mmm, I can finally taste food like a human, normally I taste molecules. Thanks son."
Jack: "Anytime dad."
Ariel: "I can't wait for our brothers and sisters to come by and have some of the food here, it's delicious."
Gabriel: "You bet sis."
(Y/N): *as Pam Anderson*"Jack, thank you for giving us taste buds. I can see why Chuck liked these so much that even he couldn't believe the taste of it and he made the universe."
Michael: *eats some nachos*"Humans keep on surprising us every time."
Gabriel: "You wouldn't expect them to come up with stuff like this."
Sunset: "Um what's going on here?"
Jack: "Oh right Sunset Shimmer and friends. These people are the Archangels Michael, Ariel, Mettatron, Gabriel, Raphael, and Lucifer. My aunts, uncles, and father. (Y/N) here is my brother. And I'm the ruler of the Heavens himself, God."
Blitzo: "Hey! What about us you golden halo prick!"
Jack: "I haven't forgotten about you Blitz, Loona, Moxxie, Millie, Verosika, Vortex, Kiki, Apple, Coco, Kat, Ace, Josh, and Milky of S.I.M.P."*to the Humane 7*"And I know a lot about you. Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Sci-Twi, and Sunset Shimmer."
Sunset: "How did you-"
Jack: *to Rarity*"I know you want to make a fashion empire."*to Applejack*"I know how honest you are, your father Brightmac is honest like you."*to Fluttershy*"You Fluttershy managed to tame all the hamsters with your tambourine before the musical showcase."*to Sunset*"And I forgive you about your incident during the Fall Formal dance."
Sunset: *feels weird about Jack*"Okay, how did you know all of those things?"
Jack: "Does this answer your question?"
Jack then snapped his fingers and turned into a sphere of light as hallelujahs was heard in the background. The Humane 7 and S.I.M.P. were shocked to see that Jack is God, except for Sci-Twi.
Sci-Twi: "That's just lighting effects."
Lucifer: "Wow you really have no imagination."
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"I see."
You then put on the Ring of Pestilence and then snap your fingers to give Sci-Twi smallpox.
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"How can you explain smallpox on you?"
Sci-Twi: *scratches her arms and face*"Okay I can't explain how I got smallpox."
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"I can, the Ring of Pestilence."
The Humane 7 then see The Dazzlings just appeared in the cafe and they look around and see that they're on the moon.
Aria: "What the- how did we get on the moon!?"
(Y/N): *as Pam A and points to Jack*"You can blame this guy for that."*To Jack*"I told you this would freak them out but did you listen, no."
Jack: "Okay I get it, no going to the moon."
Blitzo: *points to Humane 7*"So what's up with them? They're on drugs on something? Cause they look like they came back from a marker party."
Rarity: *scofs*"I beg your pardon, you have red skin and horns!"
Blitzo: "And you are more white than a cracker glad we established that."
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"You're gonna have to forgive Blitz here, he means well but he's a little...."
Moxxie: "Crazy as bat sh#t and unpredictable as hell."
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Yeah that."
Applejack: " Soo....who are they?"
Blitzo: "Well country, my name is Blitz the O is silent and I'm one of the founders of S.I.M.P."
Sunset: "Simp? What does that stand for?"
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Super Immediate Murder Professionals, we kill who you hate and you pay."
Aria: "Oh."
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"I work for him."
Millie: "So do we."
Applejack: *to you*"So you're the judge, jury, and executioner?"
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Yes I am, I killed off a house full of sinners during a party with the Ring of Death."
Blitzo: "And we kill people for money."
Moxxie: "And he spends all of it on horse figurines."
Sunset: "Why would you want to work for him?"
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"I ask myself that everyday, but mostly I help the damned souls find their way to redemption in Hell cause I have faith in Charlie's plan."
Rainbow: "Who's Charlie?"
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"The Princess of Hell."
Sci-twi: "Wait there's a princess of hell?"
Loona: "Uh yeah, you've been living in a book or something?"
Lucifer: "You read so many books but not the Bible, cause if you like to read books so much read those."
Sci-Twi then sees the Bible and the 15 books called Supernatural appear in front of her.
Sci-Twi: "Oh."
Verosika: "Well as fun as this is we gotta get going now."
Pinkie: "Go where?"
Loons: "Back to hell where else would we go?"
Rainbow: "Well you guys can live up here."
Moxxie: "Live in the human world? Are you out of your minds?!"
Millie: "Hm I dunno Mox it does sound like a good idea."
(Y/N): *as Pam A* "I don't think it's possible, sorry for turning down the offer."
Gabriel: "You know I've been on Earth for so long that I haven't had a birthday party since everything started out as primordial ooze."
Lucifer: "You know, you're right baby bro, I think we should get the fam together and have a birthday party."
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Okay and where do you wanna have the party?"
Pinkie: "I know!"
Later, we see the archangels at the park in Canterlot City and Pinkie pulls out a party cannon and then fires it to set up a party in a matter of seconds.
Pinkie: "Happy Birthday Archangels!"
(Y/N): *As Pam A* How did you-"
Sunset: "It's Pinkie Pie, don't try to understand her."
Jack: "Even I have no clue."
Millie: "Are we certain she's not a demon in disguise?"
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Oh get real Mills, she's too pure to be a demon, she's obviously an angel."
Lucifer: "Nope, 100% human, I've checked."
Pinkie: "Yep."*pulls a cupcake from her hair*"Cupcake?"
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"You keep food in your hair?"
Pinkie: "Yep."
Lucifer: "You know lets just enjoy the party now."
We then see the archangels enjoying the festivities and the feeling of their new found taste buds. You then turn to one of the archangels named Uriel.
(Y/N): "How's the food Uriel?"
Uriel: "Delicious now that we got taste buds."
Rainbow: "What are you talking about?"
Uriel: "Oh well you see we archangels and angels in general eat human food we just taste molecules, but since our new God, Jack Kline gave us taste buds we can enjoy human food without losing our graces."
Rarity: *sees the Cupid's Bow on your pam*"What are those?"
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"That's my Cupid's Bow, whenever a cupid is on vacation I fill in. I work part time in the services of cupids."
Rarity: "Oh my who knew you're a matchmaker."
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"I just find the pair and then pair them up."
Sunset: "So in other words, just force two people to be in love."
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Well I mean I wouldn't say force to but find the predetermined pair and then let the bow do it's work. A person's feelings are like water in a river and the dam is you holding back those feelings, the cupids just help people realize those feelings and let their love blossom into something special."
Rainbow: "Which is just a long version of saying forced."
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Yeah kind of."
Blitzo: "Hey (Y/N), how's your time as a woman?"
(Y/N): *as Pam A*"Well other than the fact I'm wearing a bra and I keep tripping on these hell stilts so far so good."
Rarity: "Well I wouldn't say heels are that much of a pain."
(Y/N): *as Pam A*" Are you kidding, they're awful, they pinch my feet there too tight and I keep falling over."
???(Barbie): "Well they don't look bad on you."
You and the others turn to see two more imp girls as Blitzo gasps in shock.
Blitzo: "Barbie? Tilla?"
(Y/N): *as Pam A"Blitz you know those two?"
Blitzo: "Of course I do, newbie, they're my sisters."
Everyone (Except Blitzo, Barbie and Tilla): WHAT?!?
Next: Chapter 6: Imp Reunion
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