It's been a couple of days since you are now welcome into Heaven and you got tethered to a Prophet of God named Maria Ray. You are helping an Archangel named Ariel with helping her take care of zoo animals and she's in a vessel named Amanda Andrewson in the Metropolis Zoo.

(Y/N): "The Lioness of God being a zookeeper at a zoo is fitting for you Ariel."

Ariel: "Thanks for your help."

You got a text from Blitzo that you're not at work right now.

(Y/N): "Sorry Ariel, I have to go. My boss needs me at work."

Ariel: "Alright take care."

You then fly off as Ariel continues to take care of the reptiles in the house. We see a boa constrictor wraps itself around her. Later on we see you arrive where Blitzo is as you see a pink skinned woman with horns and tail wearing something a pop-star would wear.

(Y/N): "What's the situation Blitz?"

Verosika: *sees you and blushes*"Oh my, aren't you a handsome angel."

(Y/N): "Apologies for the smell, I got back from helping the Archangel Ariel with some animals at the Metropolis zoo, she just needs help at the reptile house."

Verosika: "Oh it's alright honey, I don't mind the smell, makes you more enticing~."

(Y/N): *blushes a little*"Um thanks?"

Blitzo: "Hey quit flirting with my new employee!"

(Y/N): *sighs*"Blitz what's happening here? Who is this girl?"

Blitzo: "Oh right, (Y/N) this is my ex-girlfriend Verosika Mayday and she's a succubus."

(Y/N): *snaps your fingers to get rid of the odor and replace it with a lavender scent*"That's better."

Verosika: *sniffs you*"Mmm, mama likes what she smells."*gets behind you and hugs you while pressing her boobs on your back*"You are definitely one hottie I won't get enough."

(Y/N): *blushes red*"Your not gonna let go are you?"

Verosika: *while sniffing you*"Mmm nope."*Rubs her cheek against yours*

Loona: *chuckles*"Oh man, you killed God but you can't handle a succubus."

(Y/N): *blushes*"Give me a break, I rarely deal with succubi, they normally dwell in the Lust Ring."

Millie: *giggles*"Aww I think she likes you."

(Y/N): "Anyways, what's this about?"

Blitzo: "First of all."*to Verosika*"Get your STD infested ASS OFF OF MY EMPLOYEE!"

Verosika: "Mm I don't think so."

Blitzo: "Worth a shot. Anyways she took the company's only parking space and she's gonna keep parking in that space for Spring Break!"

(Y/N): "That's the situation? I mean we're gonna get our parking space once spring break is over."

Moxxie: "Have you met our boss?"

(Y/N): "Right."

You then snap your fingers and teleport yourself next to Blitzo as Verosika sees you're not in her arms anymore.

Verosika: "Aww just when things were getting good."

(Y/N): "Don't worry you can hug me all you want later."

Verosika: "Yay! And you mad, Blitzo? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car..."

Blitzo and Verosika: "...and run three rings to Wrath and max my credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!"

Blitzo: "God damn it whore, you will not let that go!"

(Y/N): *face palms*"You seriously did- oh who am I kidding of course you did."

Moxxie: "Blitz is Blitz you know."

Verosika: "Choke on a sandpaper cock."

Verosika flips him the bird and walks away while Loona fearfully lowers her head in the van. Blitzo follows Verosika

Blitzo: "Hold on, you better move that pussy wagon right now or I'm gonna..."

A towering muscular Hellhound man appears behind Blitzo and growls.

Hellhound: "You'll what?"

Blitzo glances around and stutters in fear

Blitzo: "Or I'll... um... I'll call HR."

Verosika, Blitzo and the Hellhound laugh as if in a sitcom.

(Y/N): "I don't see the humor in that."

Verosika: "Anyway, meet my new Hellhound, Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well."

Verosika leaves with her bodyguard. She flips Blitzo off.

Verosika: "Ta ta, f#ck stain."

Blitzo: "Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that."

Loona steps out of the van.

Loona: "You know Verosika Mayday?!"

Blitzo: "Huh? Oh yeah, her, yeah, we dated."

Millie: "Was it before or after she became a pop star?"

Moxxie steps out of the van.

Moxxie: "You dated a pop star?!"

Blitzo: "Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?"

Loona: "Hel-lo. It's Verosika Mayday?"

Millie: "It's you?"

Moxxie: "I just... Is she blind? Suffering some form of brain damage?"

(Y/N): "Yeah I mean, you know how you can be Blitz."

Blitzo: "Okay look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives."

Moxxie: You do that all the time, sir!

Millie: Come on, you kinda do that.

(Y/N): "You do that sometimes."

Loona: "You totally do that."

Millie grins mischievously, eyelids lowering.

Millie: '"What was sex with her like?"

Moxxie: "Millie!"

Millie: "What?! It's a pop star! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like."

Moxxie: "Touche."

(Y/N): "Really? Michael Crawford?"

Moxxie: "I wanna know what I wanna know."

(Y/N): "Fair enough."

Blitzo: "Okay look, let's just drop it! Millie, find a temporary spot for that truck. Okay (Y/N), Loonie, Moxxie, let's go handle this shit."

Blitzo tosses Millie some keys and she gleefully catches them before running off.

We later see you, Loona, Moxxie, and Blitzo stepping out of an elevator as you see Loona walking nervously.

Loona: "You think they saw me? F#ck! I did my makeup shitty today."

(Y/N): "Hey your makeup looks fine Loons, I mean if anything it makes you look cute."

Loona: *blushes a little*"Uh."*clears throat*"Thanks (Y/N)."

Blitzo: "Yeah get a room and f#ck each other you two."

Loona: "Shut up da..."

Blitzo looks at her with adoration on his face. Loona catches herself and shoves Blitzo aside

Loona: "Urgh! Blitzo!"

Loona checks her face in a handheld mirror, stepping over Blitzo before accidentally bumping into Vortex. She looks up in embarrassment

Loona: "Oh. Whoa."

Vortex glances down at Loona. Loona blushes and wags her tail. Blitzo smiles at Loona before he gasps in shock. He moves between Loona and Vortex, his arms out.

Blitzo: "Hi, big man. Where's your bitch bag of an employer?"

Vortex mentions a nearby room with neon pink hearts over double doors. "V" and "M" are spray-painted on the door windows.

Vortex: "She's in her office. There wasn't room on the second floor so they rented one here on this one. It's way cheaper."

Blitzo: "Oh come on!"

Vortex: *scoffs*"Sorry, man."

Vortex walks away.

Blitzo: *mutters*"Oh no you don't, b#tch."

Moxxie: "Sir, how about you let me go in and try to reason with her? I don't really listen to what's classified as "pop genre" music, so her status to me is name recognition alone..."

Blitzo tunes Moxxie out with a glare.

Moxxie: "In my opinion her music is a bit derivative of-"

Blitzo: "Moxxie, shut the fuck up."

Moxxie: "Alrighty then."

(Y/N): "Uh Mox you sure you wanna go in there? There's like a bunch of succubi and incubi there. I can sense their presence and they can sense mine too."

Blitzo: "Hm he has a point, why do you go in, newbie?"

(Y/N): " Alright."

You then head into Verosika's office and you see her and her crew in the room.

(Y/N): "Um excuse me Ms. Mayday, I'm an employee of I.M.P. and it is important to us to repossess the singular parking space we were assigned to."

Verosika: "Hm I see."*sniffs you*"Mm cinnamon rolls, my favorite."

Kiki: "Oh he's kind of hot."

(Y/N): "I managed to wipe out the Exorcist angels with one swing that I can handle, but conversing with succubi is new to me. I spent most of my time in the Pride Ring."

Apple: *hugs you from behind* "Mmm, tell us more~."

(Y/N): *blushes a little*"I'm part leviathan too."

Verosika: "Oh and a bonus nice."

Outside of the room Blitzo, Loona, and Moxie were watching what was happening.

Moxxie: "What is he doing in there?"

Blitzo: *presses his face on the glass*"Newbie don't let them access any of your holes!"

Loona: "Blitz, I'm pretty sure he can do that."

You then appear right behind them and then tap on Blitzo's shoulder as he turns to you.

Blitzo: "Ah! Jesus Antichrist we gotta put a bell on you or something."

(Y/N): "My bad."

Moxxie: "So what did they say?"

(Y/N): "Well other than the fact they were all flirting with me, they won't give up the space."

Blitzo shoves both doors open, causing Verosika and her gang to notice.

Blitzo: "All right *****! That's it!"

Blitzo stomps toward Verosika and you follow him.

Blitzo: "If you're gonna be shitty to my employees, then I challenge you to a fucking... challenge!"

(Y/N): "You already said that Blitz."

Blitzo: "Sh#t you're right."

(Y/N): "I think the term is demon duel."

Kiki: "Mmmm. Is this imp boy starting a demon duel?"

Verosika: *Chuckles*"I think he is."

Verosika leans in toward Blitzo

Verosika: "What's the game then, Blitzo?"

Blitzo: "Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickings while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds. So I bet... you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day."

The succubi laugh. Blitzo glares in determination. They stop laughing.

Verosika: "Oh, you're serious?"

She leans in close to Blitzo's face, speaking in a low whisper.

Verosika: "Game on, bitch."

Blitzo: "Well thanks to my MVP who is (Y/N) by the way, will help us win this duel!"

(Y/N): "I can smite 50 to 100 people with a snap of my fingers."

Blitzo: "Yeah what he said."

Later at I.M.P headquarters, Blitzo stands in front of the whiteboard. Behind him is an easel with drawings on papers. The other I.M.P members sit at a table and listen.

Blitzo: "Alright, shut your assholes, here's how we're going to do this shit. First, we find a fuck ton of clients."

The animated drawings on the paper show Blitzo, Loona, Millie and Moxxie standing together. A bunch of imps and clients surround them with bags of money

Blitzo: "We portal up."

Blitzo drawing snaps his fingers. The I.M.P figures fall down.

Blitzo: "We have our fun murder time as per usual."

The I.M.P drawings kill off human drawings with guns.

Blitzo: "We pile all the bodies into a big fucking canoe."

The human bodies are tossed into a canoe that reads S.S. Cum Gutter

Blitzo: "We push said canoe into some water. We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles and maybe a goose, too. Fuck it."

Animated drawings of sharks, snakes, eagles and creatures eat the bodies set on fire in the canoe. A large octopus chomps the entire ship and the animals

Blitzo: "They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet..."

The I.M.P drawings cheer and the Loona figure wears a party hat.

Blitzo: "We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore ass face."

The I.M.P. members give a Verosika drawing several middle fingers. The Verosika drawing bursts into tears. The scene cuts back to the meeting

Blitzo: "Do you have any questions?"

Moxxie: "Uh, yeah. Why was that nonsense?"

Blitzo walks over to Moxxie

Blitzo: "That wasn't a question."

Moxxie: "That wasn't a plan."

Blitzo puts a hand around Moxxie

Blitzo: "I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you've got a smooth little brain upstairs."

Moxxie: "A what now?"

Blitzo: "I'm calling you slow, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you talentless baby dick troll?"

Blitzo points several times into Moxxie's chest. In anger, Moxxie stands up on the table and points at Blitzo.

Moxxie: "Well why don't you take an art class?"

Blitzo grabs Moxxie and throws him back on his chair.

Blitzo: "Why don't you see how expensive they are?!"

Loona: "Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?"

Blitzo crosses his arms in disapproval

Blitzo: "Absolutely not. I forbid it sweetie. Spring break is no place for young vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of freaks up there who'd drool all over you!"

We then see you and the others stare at the audience in disapproval.

Loona: "Well, I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let me tag along."

Blitzo: "Wait, say that again."

Loona: "I can blend in?"

Millie: "Do you have a human disguise?"

Loona: "Yeah. Don't you?"

The imps nervously look at each other, eyes side to side.

(Y/N): *face palms*"Oh my sweet Eve you cannot be serious right now!"

Loona: "You three have been screwing around on Earth without human disguises?!"

Blitzo: "Okay, new plan!"

Blitzo scribbles on a piece of paper and hangs it on the easel. It shows Loona surrounded by humans with hearts around them.

Blitzo: "Loonie can help lure the humans to us and we'll take care of the rest. Okay how about that?"

Millie: "Flawless logic."

(Y/N): "Okay yeah while that is a good plan Blitz, you're forgetting one thing, we can't kill humans unless we're hired to do so."

Blitzo: "I already got that covered, newbie."

Later, Blitzo puts up a ratty flyer reading "Spring Break Victim, 50% Off!" with drawings of Blitzo, a dead victim and horses. Blitzo walks to Moxxie.

Blitzo: "Now, we wait."

Moxxie: "Sir, there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled bad grammar flyer!"

(Y/N): *sees a line of clients*"Uh Moxx you may wanna see this."

You and the others then see a large line of clients that leads back to Pentagram City and Moxxie and Blitzo look to see them lining up, looking at the flyer. Blitzo grins smugly and elbows Moxxie. Blitzo strolls toward the other demons.

Blitzo: "Now, who's first?"

Later in the human world at a beach. We see People happily walk around, relax and talk and we see you, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie and Loona hide behind coral-covered rocks under a dock.

Blitzo: "Now remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off them. You got the list, Loonie?"

Loona skims a long list in her hands and gives it a sniff.

Loona: "Got it."

Loona stands up and in a swirling flash of blue light, she turns into a human version of herself. The imps stare in shock.

(Y/N): "Not bad Loons."

Loonie: *blushes*"Thanks."

(Y/N): "Permission to assist Loona?"

Blitzo: "Well a Hellhound and nephilim combo, nice thinking (Y/N). Go for it."

(Y/N): "Thanks."

You and Loona then head to the peers in front of her, her target humans outlined in red in her vision. Loona smirks and strolls over to a tall man wearing sunglasses. She moves a finger toward his chest and gives him a flirtatious grin while you did the same with a woman. She motions behind her and to a private alleyway. You and Loona lead them into the alleyway and you both lean against the wall. The man and woman reach out to grab you two in lust but both of them are shot in the head by Blitzo spying on the roof. He gives you and Loona a thumbs up. Later on we see a montage of you and Loona luring victims while the other three were killing them off one by one. Later on, we see Blitzo and the gang put the bodies in bloodstained dark trash bags, closing them. In the background, Millie jumps on another body.

Blitzo: "That's 18 kills in the bag! I like to see that waily snatch orgasm that many..."

(Y/N): *sees Verosika in her human form and the audience*"Uh Blitz you may wanna see this."

You and the others then see Veronica on stage in human form

Verosika: "All right spring breakers! Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some bitchin' bad choices?!"

Fan boy: "Verosika!"

Verosika: "This is your final boarding call, All aboard~"

Verosika performs on stage as we see a sign that says "I ❤️ you (Y/N)" as you blushed seeing this.

Millie: *giggles*"Wow she definitely has the hots for you."

(Y/N): "Hey I can't help it if I'm a girl magnet."

Moxie: "Your not gonna-"

(Y/N): "Woah hang on now, I may be a girl magnet but I do draw the lines at married couples like you and Millie, you two seem happy together I wouldn't want to break that up."

Millie: "Thank goodness, well you know if I wasn't married I would go out with you."

(Y/N): " Yeah, but hey at least you two are happy with each other."*sees that Loona is gone* "Hey where's Loona?"

Blitzo: "Hey wait a second, if you're half human (Y/N), wouldn't you be horny like the others?"

(Y/N): "Well in some circumstances I would, but It's not really affecting me all that much. It must have something to do with my angel grace or something."*sees Verosika about the toss her Belzajuice bottle*"Oh no."

You then see Verosika tossing her bottle as it was about to go into the ocean until you flew over there and caught it in the nick of time.

(Y/N): "Phew right on time."

Then the liquid from the bottle then touches your skin and makes you lose your angel grace as you landed on stage with Verosika.

(Y/N): *in pain*"Ow...."

Verosika: *sees you in pain*"Ah! My baby angel are you okay?!"

(Y/N): *in pain*"Not....really. I think my grace is gone."*looks at Verosika*

Verosika: "Oh satan this is bad." *to the audience* " Okay I'm gonna take 5, you guys do what you do!"

Verosika then took you backstage where Blizto and the others showed up too. You then go into a trance due to your lack of angel grace when you see Verosika.

Millie: "What's wrong with (Y/N)?!"

Verosika: *sees some Beelzebub juice on your hand and recognizes it*"My Belzeebub juice, it must've gotten on him."

Loona: "Is that bad?"

Blitzo: "Wait if he lost his grace then that means he's horny as f#ck right now?"

Verosika: "Yes it does."*sigh*"Oh heavens, I never should have thrown that bottle and this wouldn't have happened."

Vortex: "Hey it's not your fault."

Verosika: "But it is, oh man."

(Y/N): *keeping control*" I can't hold out for much longer, Blitz you and the others need to kill off the audience asap."

Blitzo: "Don't worry MVP, we'll get those f#ckers if it's the last thing we do."

Moxxie: "Yeah we can handle this."

(Y/N): "Thanks."*to Verosika*"Verosika, you drink a ton of Belzajuice, is there a cure for it?"

Verosika: "No sorry but the only way to satisfy your needs is to have sex with you back at my office."

We then see Blitzo make a portal back to Verosika's office as she takes you back to her office. Later, we see some discarded clothing as we see Verosika moving her hips up and down and you came into her.

Verosika: "Mmm, as much as I like this. I hope your grace comes back."

(Y/N): "I'm made of numerous angels combined into one, it could be centuries for it to come back."

Verosika: "And I'll always be there for you."

???(Gabriel): "Am I interrupting something?"

You and Verosika then see Gabriel enter the room and turn to you.

Gabriel: "(Y/N) what are you doing with this woman?"

(Y/N): "Um I lost my grace because of belzejuice, and now she's 'blessing' me."

Verosika: *giggles*"Good one baby."

(Y/N): "Thanks."

Gabriel: "Well allow me to help you."

Gabriel then places a hand on your forehead and restores your grace.

Gabriel: "There we go, good as new."

(Y/N): "Wow, my grace is back."

Verosika: *moans*"And it looks like someone grew a few inches longer."

Gabriel: "You know I was a girl magnet myself, cause you have most of my grace too."

(Y/N): "That explains it."

Gabriel: "Anywho, I'm gonna get back to Heaven, bye."

Gabriel then flies out of the room and back to Heaven.

(Y/N): "I got my full strength thanks to getting my grace back."

Verosika: "Yay! And I'm sorry for making you lose your grace."

(Y/N): "It's okay V, I can't stay mad at a cute succubi like yourself."

Verosika: "Aww thanks."

Later, we see you and Verosika back at the beach with Verosika back on stage and you with a woman on the list that you smite with a snap of your fingers. Later after the concert we see you cleaning up the dead bodies.

(Y/N): "Okay let's see I.M.P killed up to 150 and Team Verosika banged up to 70 that score included me."

Miliie: "Woo-hoo! That means we won!"

Then you see the police surrounding you and the others.

Police: "Alright you freaks out your hands in the air!"

(Y/N): *mocking*"And wave them like you just don't care."

You then snap your fingers and smite the entire police force as they fall to the ground dead with their eyes burnt from the inside.

(Y/N): "That's 250 for, the entire police force was on the list."

Millie: "Why?"

(Y/N): *checks what sins they committed*" Well it says here they raped the female prisoners and tortured the rest to the point where they killed them and arrested people for no reason which led to abusing their power of the law. They committed all 7 seven sins."

Loona: *whistles impressively*"Dang then that means they were destined to go to Hell."

(Y/N): "Yep."

Verosika: "So what makes you an Archangel. Since Ariel is the Lioness and Gabriel is God's Mailman, what's your thing?"

(Y/N): "I believe I'm God's Judge, Jury, and Executioner."

Vortex: "Sounds amazing man."

(Y/N): "Thanks."

Blitzo: "Yeah, yeah that's great, but what's important is that we got our parking space back!"

Later as you were going back you saw that Loona was sad.

(Y/N): "What happened to you?"

Loona: "Vortex has a girlfriend already."

(Y/N): "Oh I get it, you had a crush on Vortex didn't you?"

Loona: "Was it that obvious?"

(Y/N): "Well you were simping for the guy so yeah."

Loona: "I just can't believe a guy like him already has a girlfriend."

(Y/N): "Hey don't worry, any guy would be lucky to be with you."

Loona: "Thanks (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "Anytime and hey maybe that guy will be here sooner than you realize."

Loona: *in her head*"Oh I think I already know."

Verosika: "Hey (Y/N), great duel and if you ever need to relieve yourself you know who to call."

(Y/N): *blushes*"Um, heh thanks."*gets an idea*"Hm hey I just got an idea, if your team and my team work together next spring break we can get a lot of kills."

Moxxie: "What do you mean?"

(Y/N): "Think about it, Verosika would have the audience of sinners completely distracted while we kill them off, she performs and we kill, it's a win-win for everyone."

Blitzo: "Huh, that actually sounds like a good idea."

Verosika: "Yeah, and I get to have fun with the cutie of an angel~."

Succubi: "Us too~."

(Y/N): *blushes a little*"Um yeah you certainly do."

Verosika: *hugs you from behind and nuzzles her cheek against yours and sniffs you*"Mmm, lavender with a springtime scent, my favorite."

Then the other succubi then gets a sniff of you.

Apple: "Mmm for an angel he sure smells great~."

Kiki: "He sure does~."

Coco: "Yeah he really is~."

Milky: *nuzzles in the creek of your neck*"Mmm and nuzzable."

Blitzo: " Hey, get off of my employee!"

Verosika: "Oh hush now, we're business partners now Blitzo, that means we have to share our employees."*to you*"Especially the cute ones that smell good~."

(Y/N): *hears Metatron's voice on Angel Radio*"Sorry, but an Archangel needs my assistance."

You then fly off as the succubi sees you're gone.

Verosika: "Awwww, there he goes."

Kiki: "Don't worry he'll be back soon."

Blitzo: "That's my MVP you're talking about!"

Verosika: "Yeah and he was amazing in bed."

Millie: "You banged him?! Ooh what was it like?"

Verosika: "It was heavenly, when he got his grace back he got a few inches bigger."

Millie: "Wow!"

Moxxie: "Millie!"

Millie: "What? You wondered what sex with Michael Crawford was like."

Moxxie: "Touche."

Later, we see you at the library where you meet Metatron typing on a typewriter.

(Y/N): "Hey Metatron."

Metatron: "Oh hey, I'm just making a novel for humans to read and I'm backed up on sorting the books, you think you can help me on that?"

(Y/N): "Sure."

Later, we see Metatron finished his novel and you finished sorting the books in the library.

(Y/N): "What's your book about?"

Metatron: "It's actually a biography about Chuck. The title is God: The Worst Ruler of the Universe. It's gonna be a big hit in Heaven."

(Y/N): "I thought you said this book is for humans."

Metatron: "Humans in Heaven of course."

(Y/N): "You think you can sell this book in Hell?"

Metatron: "I was planning to do that, but first I'm gonna sell this book in Heaven then in Hell."

(Y/N): "Alright."

Later we see you arriving back at the building where you saw the new headquarters for I.M.P. as Verosika hugged you from behind.

Verosika: "Yay! Your back!"

(Y/N): *blushes a little*"Uh nice to be back, someone wanna tell me what happened?"

Millie: "Oh well long story short we made some renovations and now we have one big room and new rooms."

(Y/N): "Really? And Blitz was cool with this?"

Blitzo: "Sure was, I even got this giant horse statue for my office."

Moxxie: "The money for that should've been used to get us a commercial on a channel that everyone watches."

(Y/N): "You guys have a commercial?"

Moxxie: "We do, but it's on a channel that no one watches."

(Y/N): "Oh."

Blitzo: "So which Archangel did you help out?"

(Y/N): "I helped out Metatron with sorting his library in Washington DC while he works on his biography about Chuck."

Millie: "Cool."

(Y/N): "Yep, so how much money do we have now?"

Milky: "About 10 grand."

(Y/N): "And what's the most popular channel in Hell?"

Apple: "Channel 666, but it will be a long time to get a commercial on that channel."

Millie: "Yeah not unless (Y/N) charms Killjoy into posting our commercial on her channel- wait a minute I got it!"

Moxxie: " What?"

Millie: "We have (Y/N) woo Killjoy into getting our commercial on her channel."

(Y/N): "I wouldn't say woo more like girls just throw themselves into me."*feels Apple hugging you arm and Kiki hugging your other arm and Coco cuddling on your head*"Like that."

Blitzo: "Well if it'll get us to land our comercial there it's good enough for me."

(Y/N): "You can count on me boss-man, I won't let you down."

You then fly off as everyone sees you disappeared.

Coco: "There goes one hot angel."

We later see you arriving at the channel 666 news studio where you saw Tom Trench.

(Y/N): "Mr. Trench, my name is (Y/N) and I'm the angel that killed off the Exorcist angels you know the rest, you know where Ms. Killjoy is?"

Tom: "Oh sure kid, she's in her room I'll tell her I sent you."

Tom then went over to Katie's room.

Tom: "Hey Katie someone wants to interview you."

Katie: "Who is it?"

Tom: "It's that angel who killed off all of those exorcist angels during extermination day, his name is (Y/N)."

Katie: "Oh great another fanboy bring him in."

Tom: "Will do."

As you came into Katie's room she saw how handsome you are.

Katie: "Well hello~."

(Y/N): "Hey Ms.Killjoy, I'm (Y/N) it's nice to- *gets grabbed by Katie's extra arms and gets your head pressed between her breasts and muffled*"Woah!"

Katie: "Well aren't you a cute angel~."*rubs your hair affectionately*"If you wanted to get a private interview with yours truly, I would have agreed in a heartbeat~."

(Y/N): *muffled*"Really?"

Katie: "Of course you cutie angel you, now what's on that heavenly little mind of yours~?"

(Y/N): *muffled*"Well I work for S.I.M.P and I was wondering if we could put our commercial on your channel if you're cool with it?"

Katie: Hmm, if I let you put your commercial on my channel if you do one little thing for me~."

(Y/N): *muffled*"What's that?"

Katie: "Let me have sex with you, it's been so long since I actually slept with someone and I don't wanna get it on with Tom."

(Y/N): *muffled*"You drive a hard bargain lady, I'll do it."

Later, at Katie's house, we see you and Katie Killjoy in bed as we see her discarded clothes on the floor and we see her moving her hips up and down on your manhood.

Katie: *moans while moving her hips*"Oh yeah, who knew you could be so big!"

(Y/N): *moans*"Thanks."

Katie: *moans while moving her hips*"This feels great!"

You then came into her womanhood as she lays down on you and your head was in her breasts.

Katie: *moans*"You're commercial is officially on my channel."

(Y/N): *muffled*"Thanks."

Katie: "Now, for the other hole."

Later, after the love fest, we see you at S.I.M.P and you are watching the commercial with the others watching the company's commercial on the 666 channel.

Blitzo: "So (Y/N), how was your time with Katie Killjoy?"

(Y/N): *blushes a little*"Uh pretty good she was very.... persuasive."

Millie: "Hm you had sex with her didn't you?"

You and Moxxie: "Millie!"

Verosika: "Then it's true I can tell she rode (Y/N) like a horse."

Millie: "How?"

Verosika: "Well for one (Y/N) has Katie's smell on him, and that lipstick kiss mark on his neck."

(Y/N): "Wow you are good."

Verosika: "Thank you sweetie."

(Y/N): "I have a miracle for you Verosika."

You then place a hand on where her tattoo is and then use your power to get rid of the tattoo and put in a new tattoo with your initials and Verosika's initials surrounded by a red heart.

Verosika: "Aww it's beautiful thanks baby."

(Y/N): "Anytime."*sees that comercial coming*"Oh, our comercial is coming up."

In the commercial we see Blitzo shooting a demon, Moxxie strangling a demon, Millie decapitating a demon and laughing victoriously, Loona biting a demon and mailing it to death, Verosika and her succubi blowing up a strip club full of sinners and you snapping your fingers smiting two sinners without looking. We then see Blitzo and Verosika coming up on screen.

Blitzo: "Hi I'm Blitz the O is silent."

Verosika: "And I'm Hell's popstar succubus Verosika Mayday."

Blitzo: "And were the founders of S.I.M.P, are you a piece of sh%t who got sent to Hell?!"

Verosika: "Or are you an innocent soul who got fucked over by someone else?!"

We see the commercial cut to Mayberry.

Mayberry: "Well I was a teacher who was good for a long time until someone *in a demonic voice* banging my husband! *Normal voice* I killed both her and him and when I found out my students saw that, I killed myself out of grief. *In a demonic voice* I just wish I could stick it to that hero whore because she was alive!"

We then see the commercial cut to Blitzo and Verosika as we see you, Millie, and Moxxie making a portal.

Blitzo: "Well lucky for you thanks to our company's special access to the living world-

Blitzo's eyes narrow as he does a magical gesture with his left hand and a flaming portal appears on the floor. Here we see you, Moxxie and Millie are blown out of shot. He and Verosika walk up to the portal

Verosika: "-we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive."

We then see Blitzo and Verosika jumping into the portal as we see the commercial cuts to a theme song. The scene transitions to a person with their arms crossed and a thought bubble appears depicting another person being crossed out as the commercial jingle plays in the background.

Singer: ♫When you want somebody gone.♫

A dead body falls near the person as they notice and look up.

Singer: ♫And you don't want to wait too long *you, Moxxie, Blitzo, Verosika, and Millie are shown in a circle logo. Blitzo holds his arms out as Moxxie holds up his rifle, Millie holds up her spear, and you hold your Angel Sword letter "I" appears to the left of them, while a letter "P" appears on the right of them. The trio together form a letter "M", thus spelling the initials I.M.P.* Call the Super Immediate Murder Professionals♫

You, Verosika, Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie are inside of their building and Moxxie throws a grenade out the window. The quintet covers where their ears would be as an explosion goes off.

Singer: ♫Hand grenade or cyanide *Blitzo is shown hanging someone with a rope as Millie finishes writing a suicide note.* We'll make it look like suicide *Blitzo is shown electrocuting someone, Millie is shown hitting someone on the head with a mace, Moxxie is shown strangling someone, your shown stabbing someone with an angel blade, and Verosika is shown killing someone with a microphone* The Super Immediate Murder Professionals♫

The S.I.M.P. logo spins around quickly as the scene transitions to Blitzo creating a portal to the living world in a wall, then jumping through it. He is followed by Millie and then Moxxie, who trips over the grimoire and falls into the portal.

Singer: ♫We do our job so well *The trio come up through the other end of the portal and adjust themselves, and then frown* because we come straight up from hell♫

We see that the trio has teleported to a church as a female preacher and the congregation look back at the demons in confusion and/or fear.

Singer: ♫We'll kill your husband or your wife *Millie is shown stabbing a couple who are in 69 position, while Moxxie tries to look away, Blitzo examines a pair of panties, and you and Verosika were making out. In the next scene, Blitzo is stabbing someone's head, while sporting a goofy expression.* We'll even let you keep the knife♫

A quick sequence then shows the quintet assassinating their targets in numerous horrific ways, such as with a medieval torture chamber, riding a shark, burning someone alive, suffocating someone with a pillow, playing on a grand piano after it crushed someone, and using an electric chair. In the final scene, the trio are hiding in a bush in a park and Moxxie is about to shoot a blonde woman from behind.

Singer: "♫We're the Super Immediate Murder Professionals♫"

Moxxie accidentally shoots a boy passing by, eating an ice cream cone.

Eddie: "Ooooh!"

The boy collapses as Moxxie looks on in shock. The scene cuts to a hospital operating room. The boy is wheeled in on a hospital bed by a doctor, a pink-haired nurse, and a blue-haired nurse.

Pink-haired Nurse: *in masculine voice*"Doctor, he's not responding!"

Blue-haired Nurse: "Cool water, stat!"

The Pink-haired Nurse whacks the boy in the face with a bucket of water

Blue-haired Nurse: "It didn't do anything!"

Doctor: "Damn it! I'm not losing another one!"

Everyone has their defibrillator paddles over the boy.

Doctor: "Clear!"

They all zap the kid and he wakes up.

Eddie: *gasps*

Doctor: "Holy shit, it actually worked."

You, Verosika, Blitzo, Millie, and Moxxie are waiting outside the boy's hospital room. Blitzo is reading a magazine, while Millie comforts Moxxie, who looks devastated. The doctor comes out of the room with a clipboard.

Doctor: "He appears to be in stable condition, but he'll need surgery. Now what insurance provider do you freaks have?"

Blitzo and Verosika: "The f#ck is insurance?"

A shot of the outside of the hospital is shown, as a window breaks and the boy's hospital bed flies out. The boy is unconscious in the bed, while Millie, Moxxie, and Blitzo are holding on for dear life as they were about to plummet to the ground until you caught them all.

Singer: ♫Kids die for freeeeeee!♫

We see the commercial ended as you gave a miracle to the child and healed him.

(Y/N): "I believe we were misinformed about the target."

Moxxie: "And we all know to blame, Loona."

Loona: *while playing on her phone*"Oh, sit on a dick, Moxxie."

Moxxie: "You sit! Sit on...a-- and the d-- Do your job!"

(Y/N): *sarcastically*" Nice come back Mox, you really got her."

Blitzo: "Hey, now we don't blame our screw ups on Loona, okay? *Blitzo hugs and nuzzles Loona, who appears to not like his affection* She didn't do anything wrong!

Moxxie: Are you kidding me, sir? She's awful.

(Y/N): "Oh c'mon Mox she's not that bad."

Moxxie: "Really?"

Flashback 1.

Loona: "Hello, I.M.P."

Millie: *On phone*"Loona, I got stabbed! Call Mox--"

Loona suddenly hangs up, disinterested in the conversation.

Flashback 2

Next, Loona is in Blitzo's office as he presents her with a gift.

Blitzo: "Happy Adoption Anniversary, Loonie! I got you a little somethin'."

Loona: Is it a cure for syphilis?

Blitzo: "I...oh..."

Loona: *snatches the present and throws it on the floor.*"Then I don't want it!"*A swarm of spiders suddenly emerge from the present box and cover Loona up to her nec.*"Ugh!"

Blitzo is suddenly hiding outside of the office window.

Blitzo: "I'm sorry, you love spiders."

Loona: "God dammit."

Flashback 3

Loona is then shown at her desk, watching an online video of Charlie Magne performing "Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow". Moxxie approaches her with a flyer for "Chub B Gone".

Moxxie: "Um, excuse me, did you just fax me an ad for weight loss?"

Loona: "No."

Moxxie: "Wha-- Why-why would anyone send me this?"

Loona: "Come on, you know why."

Flashback 4

Loona: Whoever left the fucking avocado salad in the fridge, *turns around to face Millie with a red box in hand as she shuts the fridge door with her foot.* I'm taking it, because I have the worst hangover right now.

Loona rips off the lid and drinks the salad, which for some reason, is in liquid form.

Millie: Why would you drink on a work night?

Loona: *Stops drinking* I'm hungover from this morning, dumbass!

Moxxie enters the room and notices Loona with his box.

Moxxie: Isn't that my lunch?

Loona: *Drops the box on the floor*"You know what? I can't take this assault right now! I need to blow off some-"*Kicks the box to Moxxie, knocking him out of the room*"-f#cking steam!

Loona was about to go outside until you caught her and started scratching her ears.

(Y/N): *while scratching her ears*"There, there Loonie it's okay."

Loona: "Hey stop doing you....you..."*moans*"ooh....Oh man, on second don't stop, keep going, that feels amazing."*tail wags from side to side*"Mmm, ah yeah let's take this to my desk."

You and Loona went to her desk where we see you still petting her with a satisfied smile on her face and her tail wagging side to side.

Loona: *while getting her head scratchex*"Mmm, oh yeah that's the spot."

Flashback 5

Here we see Loona getting a call from someone covered in feathers.

Loona: "Blitzo, that clingy rich asshole is on the phone. Says it's urgent and wants to talk to you. Sounds a little DTF-y."

Blitzo: *Throws his cup of water on the floor*"Oh, God, it was one time!"*Crosses arms*"If I hadn't slept with that privileged asshole, none of us would have access to the living world."

(Y/N): *Stares in stunned silence*"You what?"

Flashback within a Flashback

Here we see Blitzo carrying the book half-naked out the window.

Blitzo: "Got the book, got the book! Got this fucking heavy book!"

Blitzo is on Stolas' balcony and lays the grimoire on the ledge. He tries to step up on the ledge too.

Blitzo: *Grunts**Starting to fall*"Oh...oh shit!"

Blitzo lands in a cake that Stolas' wife and her friends are having, splattering pieces of it all over them.

Blitzo: *To Stolas' wife*"Sorry I f#cked your husband."

The scene changes back to Loona at her desk.

Loona: "Blitzo!!"

Blitzo: "I heard you alrea--!"

The scene cuts to Blitzo in his office, talking with Stolas, and playing with a bobblehead of Moxxie.

Blitzo: "So, what can I do you for this time, Stolas?"

Stolas is shown talking on his phone from a fancy mansion.

Stolas: "There's a political candidate causing trouble up on earth for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists!"

Blitzo: "Doesn't it?"

Stolas: "Well, yes, but more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here."

Blitzo: "Okay, well, yeah, that makes sense."

Stolas: "You know what happens when I'm lonely, Blitzy?"

Blitzo: *pulls his phone away and talks to himself*"Oh, God fucking damnit."

Stolas: "When I'm lonely, I become hungry...and when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red **** of yours! **** your ***** and lick all of your ***** before taking out your ***** and **** with more teeth until you're screaming ******** like a fucking baby!"

Blitzo, who's visibly disturbed, hangs up. He breaks his cellphone in half, smashes it with his desk phone, pulls out a blender, puts the pieces in it, and blends them. He then hands the bender to you.

(Y/N): "Want me to flush this down the toilet Blitz?"

Blitzo: "Yeah, and uh get me some bleach while your at it."

(Y/N): "Would it be easier for you if I just wipe your memories for you?"

Blitzo: "True but I really wanna bleach my brain."

(Y/N): "Say no more, one bottle of bleach coming up."*goes to the bathroom and off-screen* "You want Clorox or Heavy duty?"

Blitzo: "Mix them together."

End of flashbacks

Blitzo: "Look the point is Loona is our family and we don't get rid of our family."

(Y/N): "Yeah, sure she may be rough around the edges but she has a heart under all that fur."

Blitzo: "Yeah see (Y/N) gets it."

Moxxie: "We aren't a family, sir! You are the boss! We are the employees! You treat her like she's some troubled teenager! She's more like a meth-addicted homeless woman you let man the phones!"

As Loona continues looking at her phone, she slowly gives the middle finger to Moxxie while you scratch her left ear making her smile in pleasure and nuzzle against your chest.

Blitzo: "That is offensive! Without homeless people, I wouldn't have half the joy and laughter I do in this life!"

Blitzo puts his face up against the window, cracking it, and sees a homeless demon, looking sad and holding up a sign that reads "Monee helps. Satan bless." A female demon is on her cell phone and ignores the hobo. Blitzo smugly waves at him, before lowering the window blinds.

Moxxie: "While we're on the subject of family."*to you*"You two stop finding us every time we're out of work.

Millie: Millie: Come on, Sweetie! It's not that big a deal!

Moxxie: Excuse me, what?!

The scene cuts to a flashback of Moxxie and Millie preparing dinner in their kitchen.

Moxxie: "Honey, can you get me the butter?"

Millie: "Sure, Sweetie."

Millie opens the fridge door and finds you and Blitzo inside as he hands her the butter.

Blitzo: "Spoiler alert: the butter's spoiled!"

Millie: *giggles*

Moxxie: "What's funny, Honey?"

(Y/N): "Really Impressive word play."

Moxxie: "WHAT THE- WHY ARE YOU TWO IN OUR FRIDGE!?"

Later that evening, Moxxie and Millie are asleep in bed. The former is tossing and turning as the sound of a cat purring can be heard. Moxxie opens his eyes and sees Blitzo standing on him, looking him right in the eyes.

Blitzo: "Whatcha dreamin' about?"

Moxxie: I was dreaming about my parents being murdered, but now, I'd like to go back to that.

(Y/N): "You dream about your parents getting murdered? Wow that is sick."

In the next scene, Moxxie is singing the end of "Oh, Millie", as Millie joins in on some parts.

Moxxie: ♫Of all the imps in hell! It's for her that I fell!♫

Millie: ♫It's for him that I fell!♫

Moxxie: ♫Oh, Millie!♫ *They close their eyes to kiss, but Moxxie notices Blitzo outside the window with a camcorder.* Are you fucking filming us right now?!

The flashback ends as we cut back to the board room.

Moxxie: Just. Stop. Doing. That!

Blitzo: *shrugs* I don't see what the issue is! Is there something you don't want me seeing?

Moxxie: *He twitches his eye in anger*"No!"

Loona and the Succubi: *snickers*

Blitzo: "You a baby-weiner-haver?"

Moxxie: "Sir, what you say and how you act is totally-*stands up from his chair*"-inappropriate!"

Millie:*lays her hand on Moxxie's shoulder*"Calm down, Mox. You're gonna have another panic attack."

Moxxie: "I am calm!!"*Moxxie starts whimpering in anger while looking back at Blitzo*

Millie: *Comforting Moxxie* Shh. Shh. There, there.

Blitzo: "Look, I don't judge the boring couple stuff *Motions his hands to imply sexual activity* you do outside work hours, so don't judge me!"

Moxxie: "Oh, I do judge you, sir! Quite a lot actually!"

Millie: "Mox, he's our boss!"

Blitzo: "No no no, it's fine Mills, your husband is just...How do I say this without being offensive...."

(Y/N): "Stupid? Too by the book? Dumb?"

Blitzo: "I was going for retarded, but yeah those work too excellent suggestions (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "Thanks."

Loona: "The only reason you have a wife that you're easy to manage."

Millie: "No he's not you b#tch!"

Loona: *growls at Millie*

Blitzo: "Do not talk to my receptionist that way! She's sensitive!"

Loona: *snaps her jaws at Millie*"Yes, I-"*feels you scratching her back*"Ooh, oh man that's the spot I couldn't reach oh thanks (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "Glad to help Loons."

Moxxie: "Well while we're on the subject of lovers, it seems a certain angel has a harem going on."

(Y/N): "Well I wouldn't say harem more of a polyamory relationship who loves me and I love them and besides not every girl throws themselves at me."

Moxxie: "Oh really."

Flashback 1

In Texas, ere we see you, Millie, Moxxie and Blitzo tracking down a target.

Blitzo: "Alright now everyone remembers we can't be seen or heard other people cause that'll cause panic."

Moxxie: "Right sir, you (Y/N)."*doesn't get a response*"(Y/N)? ="

Millie: "Uh Moxxie you may wanna see this."

Moxxie turns around to see some cowgirls surrounding you as they were a bit clingy to you.

Cowgirl 1: "Mmm hey gals I think we caught ourselves a stallion."

Cowgirl 2: "Y'all are right on that one."

(Y/N): *blushes a little*"Um heh, howdy ladies how's it going?"

Cowgirl 3: *presses herself onto you*"Better now that you're here sugar~."

Moxxie: "(Y/N)! We're on a mission!"

(Y/N): "Hey I can't help it, they came to me!"

Flashback 2

In France we see Moxxie getting ready to shoot the target until he saw you with a group of French women as you make hard light constructs for them.

French girl 1: *sees you made a heart* Ooooh that is magnificent.

French girl 2: "You have how you say a way with your hands, monsieur~."

(Y/N): *blushes a little*"Um thanks madame."

French girl 3: *hugs your arm* " Do you think we could, how you say, play with your eiffel tower~?"

(Y/N): "Um."

Flashback 3

Here in a highschool we see IMP trio disguised as students who are gonna kill the principal but saw that you weren't there.

Millie: "Wait where's (Y/N)?"

They looked to see you surrounded by a cheerleading team as they were flirting with you.

Cheerleader captain: "Ooh you are definitely not a student here~."

(Y/N): "I'm a transfer student from Nepal."

Cheerleader 1: "Ooh a transfer student and a hot one too."*hugs your arm*"How about we give you a special welcome~?"

Blitzo: "Don't worry MVP, you bang those girls while we get the principal."

Moxxie: *facepalms*

End of flashbacks.

(Y/N): "That's because most of my grace came from Gabriel, he was a ladies man himself when he was on Earth. Some of his charisma must be in my system. So don't go blaming me if a girl wants me to have sex with her."

Verosika: *hugs you*"Who wouldn't have sex with you baby~?"

???(Eddie): *offscreen*"You guys are all f#cking assholes.

Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona look at Eddie, the boy Moxxie accidentally shot. Eddie is lying on a table with three wires from a heart monitor attached to his stomach.

Blitzo: "Oh shut up, kid. You're lucky to witness this."

Moxxie: "Ugh, this company is such a mess!"

Blitzo: "Alright, let's go back to talking about my outfit."

Loona: "Nobody was talking about that."

Blitzo: "Which is why I'm trying to get that ball rolling. So, how does it look? It's good, right?"

(Y/N): " Yeah looks good on you Blitz."

Blitzo: " Thanks (Y/N)."

Eddie: *Points at Blitzo* It's been a literal hell-"*Detaches the tubes of the heart monitor*"-having to pretend to be paralyzed, so you fuckshits wouldn't kill me! But now, I want that. I want death!"*Once again points at Biltzo*"You are a selfish, greedy clown. And I'm a kid. We're supposed to like clowns, even the creepy ones!

Moxxie: "Hey now, that's not very--"

Eddie: "If I wanted to hear from a spineless jackass, I'd rip out your spine and ask you some shit."

Millie: "That's my husband you're talking to!"

Eddie: *laughs*"That's your husband?!"

Moxxie and Millie snarl at Eddie.

Eddie: "I figured you for a slut, but I didn't know you needed dick that bad! *Points at Loona* And you!"

Loona: "What? What about me?"

Eddie: Nothing. *crosses arms* I don't talk to dogs. I'm a cat person.

Loona gives a wide-eyed glare, whines at Eddie with anger, and goes back to looking at her phone.

(Y/N): "Dang."

Blitzo: "Wow. You know, kid, you kind of are a piece of shit."

Moxxie: *Whispering*"Yeah, after all. He's kind of a piece of shit."

Eddie: *to you*"As for you, you're the worst example of an angel of all time."*to Verosika and her crew*"And you girls and guys are a bunch of skanks and man whores."

You then emit holy light and your wings appear as silhouettes as Verosika, the succubi and the incubi all glare at him with anger as Loona receives a text message.

Loona: "Oh, fuck! Guys, I just got a text from our client. Guess he was the right target after all."

Blitzo: "Who?"

Loona: "Him."*points at Eddie*

Eddie: "Me?"

Loona: "Yup."

(Y/N): "They wanted us to kill a kid?"

Loona: "That's what they're sayin'."

Blitzo: "Well christ on a stick you're God's Judge, Jury, and Executioner you should deliver the final judgement to him."

(Y/N): "My judgement is death."

You then snap your fingers and smite Eddie as his dead body falls to the floor. Blood covers the screen, then reveals Blitzo and Moxxie kicking Eddie's corpse, Millie stabbing him, and Loona recording everything on her phone.

Blitzo: *voiceover*"You know, folks, with this company, I really wanted to prove that we're capable *Blitzo and Moxxie are shown dismembering Eddie's body with a wood saw and a chainsaw respectively* of doing the same things anyone else can! Like killing people! *Blood splats on the screen again, then shows the group by a dumpster putting Eddie's body parts in a garbage bag* So, from us here at the Super Immediate Murder Professionals group, we promise to settle your unfinished business or your money...is gone and you're never getting it back and you can write us a bad review, *Blitzo hugs you, Verosika, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona, whose phone flies out of her hands.* but we'll play dumb to it, because it's hell and no one fucking cares."

Blitzo: "You know, even though this kid was a target, he's still a child. And it's-"*He wraps his tail around them*"-important that we handle this going forward respectfully."

You, Verosika Moxxie, Millie, and Loona smile, as the scene cuts to a newscast, showing Eddie's mother tearfully holding up a drawing of her son. A male news reporter holds a microphone up to her, looking disinterested. The headline on screen says "Mom sucks at drawing own kid", while the ticker bar reads "There is a missing boy! Yet another missing kid!"

Eddie's Mother: *sobbing*"Please! If anyone has seen my little Eddie, please contact us at--"*Eddie's body bag is suddenly dropped into her arms.*"Ohh!"

Eddie's mother and the news reporter look up, as the camera follows their gaze. You, Verosika Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie are shown looking down on them through a portal.

Blitzo: *waves*"You're welcome!"

Verosika: *shouting*"Your kid is a monster!"

We then see you and the others get back into the portal and close it behind them. Meanwhile in Heaven, we see Gabriel talking to Dean Winchester about your relationship status.

Dean: "Wow, he lost his virginity to a succubus? Awesome!"

Gabriel: "I know right, he got his good looks from me since he has most of my grace."

Dean: "Okay that is way better than banging a siren."

Gabriel: "You still get yourself killed from a siren though."

Dean: "At least your soul goes somewhere."

Gabriel: "I wonder what he's doing right now?"

Meanwhile we see you with Loona giving her a tummy rub as she was enjoying every second of it.

(Y/N): *while rubbing her tummy*"I thought you weren't into this kind of stuff?"

Loona: "I am, Mmm, I ooh, don't like to tell people about it, Mmm, okay."

(Y/N): "I see."

Loona: "A little to the left, ahh yeah that's the spot."

(Y/N): *giggles*"Who's a good girl?"

Loona: "Mmm, I am."

(Y/N): "You sure are."

Next: Chapter 4: Going On Vacation