New Kids On The Rock

Everyone was on the plane, the amazon chilling in first class heather is trying to crawl through the vent

Heather:*Grunting*

David: da fug is she doing

Gwen: it's probably got something to do with alejandro

Courtney: i think she likes him

Gwen: That's like the grinch having a crush on someone

Cody: *Shivers from fright*

Courtney: picture her dried up black little heart thawing out for love

Gwen and Courtney laugh

Heather: I'm not in love, i'm trying to sneak back to losers class, with DJ and Nick back there with him alejandro has free range to make an alliance with them, UGH why did we have to win in dumb paris

David: I GOT TO BANG MY GIRL IN PARIS

Cody: Nice

Heather is crawling thought the vents

Owen: I don't know what to say to them

DJ; it's alright you only have to put up with me for one more day

Alejandro: going somewhere DJ

DJ: I'm losing the next challenge

Nick: What!?

Heather: What

Heather falls out of the vent

Alejandro: what have we here

Heather: i just dropped my pen, owen i'm giving you a ticket for fashion crime, your socks reek

Owen: I'm wearing socks?

*The plane is going up and down*

Sierra: why are we landing in the middle of the ocean, uh now were not, why are we landing in the middle of the ocean

Courtney: FYI i get sick on log flum rides so if you don't want me barfing break

Chris and Chef are laughing as the plane lands in the water

Chris: Alright everyone out

Chef shoves everyone out the back door and heather takes a cushion with her

DJ: HELP

Heather: DJ catch

She tosses the cushion to DJ who uses it to float

Heather: Care to join an alliance

Alejandro: You're asking him that now

Heather: Your just jelous because you didn't think of it

Alejandro: i already asked him before you handed him the cushion

Heather(confessional) oh he is good, *Loving sigh* I WANT THAT TAPE BACK GIVE ME THE TAPE HOW DO YOU OPEN THIS THING

Chris: alright guys, welcome to my homeland of newfoundland get into your boats and reach shore and bring seafood for a reward, also DJ and Nick, your boat has a motor

DJ: What COME ON

Nick: WOO

Courtney: Okay amazons if we swim in a v formation like gease, we'll be faster

David: Good Plan Babe

Courtney blushes just a little bit

Heather: Fine, any objections

Gwen: courtney is bossing us around and you don't have one?

Heather: only to losing cmon let's go

Courtney: I got point

Heather: Okay let's not get to crazy here, I've got point

David: No Courtney has point

Courtney: yes, also i'm a great swimer, i coach minos

 Nick bursts out laughing

Courtney: I'm a C.I.T

Heather: More like a B.I.T.C-

David: DA FUG YOU SAY BITCH

Gwen: Guys we should get going

DJ: Okay i just gotta float here long enough to lose, then i go back home to Momma

Alejandro is on team Chris's boat

Alejandro: Execellent work

Alejandro helps Tyler, Izzy and Noah on the boat

Tyler: What about him

Izzy tosses a fishing net and owen is caught in it

Owen: What about DJ and Nick

Alejandro: Patience my friend, Patience

DJ: Someone get me back to shore hallejau-HEY

a killer whale picks DJ up out of the water

DJ: KILLER WHALE, Please mister killer whale, i'm bad news, why are you not listining

DJ shoves the cushion accidently into the killer whale's blow whole, it launches DJ into his boat and the whale can't breathe

DJ: I'm Sorry Whale

The Whale shoots the cushion out, it goes up and hits a bird

DJ: NO NO NOOOOOOO

Chris: Alright everyone GO

The Amazons and Team Chris start going when Heather sees DJ and Nick

Heather: Wait Stop

Courteny: Why

Heather: he might be able to pass up an allaince but i won't they will be mine

She dives into the water

Heather: Courtney You're in charge

Courtney: HA always now David, Cody listen up i'm a great swimmer and i'm also a c.i-

Gwen: JUST GO

Cody and David row really fast and courtney falls back into the boat

Courtney: Stroke!, Stroke!

Izzy pulls a lobster out of the water

Izzy: Hell Yeah i got a lobster

Owen grabs the Lobster

Owen: Does anyone have any butter

Alejandro: Do Not Even Think about it friend

Owen: Can i think about tarter sauce?

Alejandro Glares at owen then owen starts licking the lobster

Chris: which team will reach the dock and who's heading to the chopping block, find out after the break

Heather gets on Team Victory's boat

DJ and Nick: Heather!

Heather throws them to the other side of the boat

Heather: I'm Not letting you quit DJ

DJ: all i wanna do is go home, i'm sick and have a cough

Heather: You can thank me later

Nick: um thank you?

*Ding*

DJ: Nope no way am i singing

Chris: you know if you don't sing you're out

DJ: You're right Please start the song

https://youtu.be/9bwhuGE1LiI

Alejandro: We're heading down to Newfoundland, that rocky eastern shore!

Owen: I'll have the shrimp, mussels, cod, and the lobster thermidor!

Gwen: I can't get a thing to bite, so we better get there first!

Courtney:Row harder, faster, both of you.For the win, work up a thirst! Stroke, stroke, stroke!

Heather: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy! Yes! Go on, DJ, your turn!

Tyler: Izzy, you're a nut-bar, but you sure can catch a fish!

Izzy: Fish they're fine, you're my kind, my partner, he's Irish. And if you want the next drill, he's all yours!

David and Cody: Trying our best, Courtney, our arms are getting fried!

Courtney: Gwen, do you see?

Gwen: Could it be? Steer hard starboard side!

Nick: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy!

DJ: No, you can't catch me, with a sea shanty!

Heather: Yes

DJ: wah- oh no

Heather: You're still in the game yes

Chris: Yes you are, but maybe not for long, look over there ay

Heather, DJ and Nick look to see an iceberg heading for them

Heather, DJ and Nick: AHHHHHHHHHHH

Heather steers the boat in every direction and makes it to shore

Nick: You Saved us heather

Heather: now will you be in an alliance

Alejandro: Well Played

They look over to see Team Chris getting on shore

Heather: we beat them? We Beat Them!

Chris: And Victory takes first place

Luigi: OH COME ON

Nick: Sweet

Chris: Heather seems to be missing her whole team

Heather: Where are they

Courtney and Gwen are climbing up rocks to reach "Duncan"

Gwen: GET DOWN HERE YOU JERK

Courtney scoots over to David

Courtney: So wanna make out

David: 

https://youtu.be/JmL-47bMyjY

Gwen Climbs up to see that it's just rocks

Gwen: what?, i swear i saw him

She Climbs back down

David and Courtney are making out and Cody's trying to stay away from Sierra

Gwen: He wasn't there it was just rocks

David: oof

David: Why do you love that punk, he's just a jackass that thinks he's a bad boy, but i see him as a little bitch

Gwen shoves David into the water

Courtney: NO ONE SHOVES MY BOYFRIEND BUT ME

She tackles gwen and the start fighting

Chris: Alright it's now Team Chris Vs. DJ and Nick in screaching in off, that's how we welcome newcomers here, you gotta chug some apple sider

Owen: That's not bad

Chris: Wrong, it's apple cider viniger, it'll put hair on you're chest, Owen and Izzy must finish a whole bottle, then Alejandro and Noah will get a saying from my cusion jurd mclain, then Tyler must kiss a cod like he means it, DJ and Nick you'll have to do the whole thing by yourself

DJ isn't there

Chris: DJ?, Where is DJ

DJ was walking outside and Heather was sitting down

Heather: oh hey DJ, listen i've been looking for you

DJ: Listen i told you i'm not joining any allaince *Coughs*

Heather: That is not what this is about i swear, i just want to give you this drink for that cough for yours

DJ: Why do you care so much anyway

Heather: Hey i saved us from the iceberg didn't i?, i care, now you have to chug the whole thing

DJ: *Coughs* man this cough is getting bad, alright here goes nothing

Chris: Alright i guess team tough has a head start so begin

Izzy, Owen, and Nick all start drinking the viniger when DJ comes in and heather with an empty jug

Heather: DJ did it, he drank a whole jug of viniger

Chris: Wow, Nick needs to finish his bottle 

Nick: Done

Nick:(Confessional) THAT TASTED LIKE ASS AND NOT THE GOOD KIND

Chris: alright jerd take it away

Jerd: *Gibberish*

Noah: Are those even words

Alejandro: Are you serious?

DJ: Man that viniger went right through me, i need to use the bathroom

Chris: Correct Jerd asked to use the bathroom like a true timer, way to go DJ

DJ: I just can't lose

Chris: Victory you're in the lead all you have to do is kiss the cod, like you mean it

DJ:*Shivers*

Chris: Jerd another saying

Jerd: *Gibberish*

Noah: okay i think he said something about owen's ass

Chris: nope, alejandro any guesses?

Alejandro: The worst thing you can have in you're head is no teeth?

Chris: Bingo and how true, alright Tyler time to kiss a cod

Tyler: i can't do this it's a fish

DJ: i can't either, if i touch it something bad will happen to it

Heather: DJ, oh my gosh look, it's a symball, if you kiss this fish, you might break you're curse and you can stay in the game

DJ: Nice try but i'm not falling for another one of you're tricks

Alejandro: DJ, i can stay silent for no longer, i'm afriad heather is right, you need to end this

Nick: Stechy ass Mofo

Alejandro glares at Nick

DJ looks at the fish and breaths deeply

Alejandro: as for you Tyler, if you don't kiss this cod, you'll be the next one sent home

Tyler saw something in alejandro's eyes that made him nervous

Both DJ and Tyler kiss the cods

Chris: Okay, it's draw just stop kissing the cods

That's when the Amazons show up, David all wet

Chris: hey right on time, team amazon you're today's lossers

Heather: Courtney where were you

Courtney: Gwen got us lost

Gwen: What?

Chris: Alright Team Chris and Victory are getting a clam supper and it's a non elimantion round

Alejandro walks up to the water with a bucket

Alejandro: Ah the magic fish, took me a couple tries but i managed to do it

Alejandro Smiles devilishly as he dumps the bucket out into the water and walks back to the others, Nick saw this though

Nick(Confessional) I FUCKING KNEW IT, BITCHANDRO IS SO FUCKING DEAD

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