Team Chris and Team Victory were sitting in losers class, Bridgette was sleeping on Nick, when chris came in

Chris: And how is everyone back here doing, not that i care

LeShawna: where are you taking us now, can it please be somewhere with no pinball of anykid

DJ: or pandas

Noah: or candy fish tails

Owen: *wakes up* Fish Tales Where

Chris: Our next destitation is everything you asked for

Nick: Oh fucking great

Bridgette wakes up and the plane starts shaking

Gwen: What's happening

Sierra: Cody hold me

Cody:

https://youtu.be/5FjWe31S_0g

Chris and Chef are laughing as the plane goes out of control and lands on the snow, everyone falls out the back

Chris: Welcome to the yukon

Everyone is shivering while chris has a jacket on

Heather: UH HELLO WHERE ARE OUR JACKETS

Chris: Relax I ordered coats for everyone

Everyone cheers

Chris: They won't be ready for weaks but as soon as they arrive, i'll be sure to pass them out

Everyone Groans

Courtney: M-maybe w-we s-s-should huddle for warmth

Izzy, LeShawna and Lindsay all tackle alejandro, while Nick keeps Bridgette warm and David does the same for Courtney

Chris: a bit chilly isn't it

Chef: Coco

Chris: Don't mind if i do

Chris starts drinking it Owen smells it

Owen: you gonna finish that

Sierra: of course he is it's chris's favorite drink

Chris: That's not on the fan site, how d-

Sierra: i interviewed all your old teachers at your high school for the biography i'm writting they said-

Chris: okay okay moving on, Crossing the icee river in canada's frozen tundra used to by easy, back when the river was frozen solid, but thanks to global warming

Owen farts

Chris: And Owen, Earth has gotten more intresting by which i mean DEADLY, today's challenge is called total drama the icicle, Teams will make their way across this watery chasm by jumping from ice flow to ice flow, first team member across must make their way to the dog sleds on the shore and become "The Dog"

Chris: Pulling a sled all the way to the finish line as you grab your team along the way, first come first served and don't worry if you fall in we're legally required to pull you out so we have 2 divers in the water ready to help you

The Divers are frozen in the water

Tyler: You guys ready for ice flow jumping because i am

Leshawna: who ever doesn't land near the sent head straight to the finish line that way we don't have to stop at every meeting point

Heather: what's the reward for this challenge

Chris: did i say reward?

Heather: we have not had a reward challenge at all were over due

Noah: yeah and it's not like you have the budget to cut someone in every episode

Chris: your right, but the producers have told me that teams try harder in elimation challenges, so this season there's no set routine, every challenge could end in an elimation

Everyone Groans

Chris: That's the spirt, now on your marks get set GO

Everyone runs to the ice flows, some jump across them other fall into the water, Nick and David were carrying their girls to the other side

Leshawna makes it to the shore

Leshawna: Just gotta go with the flow

Chris: Nice and Lucky you DJ got here first so he's on dog duty

Leshawna: Cozy, what's up with you

DJ: Sorry but it's my curse a-

Leshawna: DJ your not cursed

Heather Courtney and David all make it to the sled at the same time

Chris: Courtney Grab a harness and start pulling

Courtney: Heather and David got here at the same time as me we should all pull the sled

David: I fucking carried you

Chris: yeah, no in the event of a tie we go alaphabetically

Courtney: Heather, David help me out here

Heather: What can i do courtney i didn't make the alaphabet

Tyler arrives first at the sled

Tyler: Oh No

Chris: Fraid so

Izzy gets to the sleds

Izzy: WOO

DJ gets the harness on

DJ: Finally

He starts running

Leshawna: Yes team victory in the lead

Courtney: Wait you does this harness work?

Leshawna: Not a word DJ just keep moving

Heather: nice sportsman ship, Hey DJ try not to hurt to many animals today

DJ starts to cry

Tyler gets the harness on and starts moving as well with Izzy

Heather has a whip and hits courtney with it

Courtney: ahh hey, you just-

*Whack*

Courtney: AHH

Heather: MUSH

Courtney starts running

Chris: will anyone survive this challenge? find out when we come back

after the break heather sees gwen at a meeting point

Heather: Woah courtney Woah

Courtney stops and Gwen gets on

*Whack*

Courtney: AHHH STOP

Heather: i'd love to but it makes you runs faster

*Whack*

Heather: Sorry

Courtney continues running as heather keeps whiping her

Courtney(Confessional) whipping with a whip when the time comes she is so gonna get it.

Tyler: If you seen anyone call out

Izzy: There's Tyler

Tyler: other then me

Noah gets on the sled

Izzy: oh there's noah

*Team Victory*

Leshawna Sees Lindsay

Leshawna: Lindsay

She hops on the sled

Leshawna: Now we just need to pick up bridgette and Nick and head to the finish line, we're finally gonna win one

Lindsay: Alright Home Free

They high five and DJ is Crying again

Leshawna: Luigi you ain't cursed

DJ: I know until she said, OHH

He continues to cry

*Meanwhile*

Alejandro and Bridgette go to a meeting point, Nick was behind them

Alejandro: Let's wait here

Bridgette: I think i should go to the finish line

Alejandro: our teams will find us here, here take my shirt

He takes off his shirt and hands it to bridgette

Bridgette: oh

Alejandro: i can't freeze me latin blood won't allow it

Alejandro: and if you get sick and your team votes you of i won't get to know you better, which would make me very very sad

Bridgette: i don't want to make anyone sad

Bridgette(Confessional) I mean who gives away their shirt in the artic *loving sigh* he's just so, ugh i have a boyfriend

*Team Vitcory*

Leshawna: So harold like "oh i'm a goddess" and i'm like "yeah i know"

DJ: Guys i can't s-

Leshawna: Shhhh were talking hear

Lindsay: I don't see any sign posts do you?

Leshawna: that's wierd where's the path to the finsh line DJ

DJ: I have no idea my tears froze my eyes shut about ten minutes ago

Leshawna: Why didn't you say so

DJ: i tried but you kept sushing me

DJ is running but he doesn't see a baby seal on the ice and kicks it in the water

DJ: DID I JUST KICK A BABY SEAL?

Lindsay: Yeah yeah fell down a crack in the ice

DJ: WHAT, WE GOTTA HELP HIM

Leshawna: oh look he's climbing back up

DJ: I CAN'T HEAR HIM

Leshawna nudges lindsay, who starts making seal noises, DJ smiles

Leshawan: See now let's go

DJ starts running again, and then the seal pops up all wet and growls

*Alejandro and Bridgette*

Alejandro sees team chris's sled

Alejandro: Well this my ride, but i can't leave you

Bridgette: Go On I'll race you to the finish line

She gives him his shirt back

Alejandro: i think we have time for one "accident"

Bridgette smiles and closes her eyes but instead of kissing alejandro she kisses a pole instead and opens her eyes to see Alejandro on the sled riding off

Bridgette: what the ah crap

Nick(Confessional):

https://youtu.be/6b6Sn0RBmRo

Heather Sees Sierra and Cody waiting by a meeting point

Gwen: need a lift

Cody: and a restraining order

They Get on and Courtney starts running

Tyler stops so owen can get on

Noah: Dude you don't look to good

Owen: I haven't eatin in hours oh i wish we were in russia right now their building the world's largest cake

Izzy: What flavor

Owen: Who cares it's cake

Noah: Okay Tyler Time to get moving

Tyler: I AM MOVING

Tyler is running in plane

Noah: no you're miming

Tyler: It's my court shoes if we had to pull a sled across a vollyball court, we would've already won

As Tyler is miming team amazon passes them, heather blowing a raspberry

*Bridgette and Nick*

Bridgette: Nick help me

Nick: why should i, i saw what you did

Bridgette's tough is stuck on the pole she tries to move it but nothing worked

Chris: oh dear how did this happen

Bridgette: i was kissing alejandro then the pole got in the way

Nick has an arthur fist ready

Chris: This all sounds very tragic, I bet it would be an amazing song *Ding*

Bridgette: What Nooo

Team Amazon is going by when chris stops them

Chris: Woah hello back up singers

Team Amazon groans

Heather: Crap i thought you forgot about the music challenge this time

Chris: As if it's favorite part

https://youtu.be/zmHB2UwgVAg

Bridgette: The Things on my heart are a tangeld mess

Amazons: oooh mess

Bridgette: it's beating so hard, it's jumping outta my chest

Amazons: oooh chest

Bridgette: I tried to fit two men in my soul

Amazons: oooh soul

Bridgette: I ended up stuck to a pole

Amazons: She got stuck, shoulda ducked, worst of luck, stuck to a pole

Bridgette: i believd in every little thing that he said

Amazons;ooooh said

Bridgette: And when he closed my eyes he jumped on the sled

Amazons: oooh sled

Bridgette: He's Moved on i'm still stuck in place

Amazons: oooh place

Bridgette: Will someone pour warm water down my face

Amazons: she got stuck, should've ducked, worst of luck, stuck stuck to a pole, stuck stuck to a pole.

Chris slow claps

Chris: nice very nice

Bridgette: I mean it pour water on my face

Chris: Amazons begone

The Amazons get back to the sled and courtney runs off

Bridgette: Wait water my face

Chris: wish i could but i only have the one bottle sorry

He starts to drink it when tosses it on the ground water coming out of the bottle bridgette manages to get it but there was only a few drops left

Chris: Good Luck

Bridgette looks at Nick Desperately

Bridgette: Nick....Please.....I'm Sorry

Nick*Sigh* Hold still

Tyler is trying to pull the sled across the bridge

Owen: Hurry i need to find another river fast

Owen is jumping causing the bridge to crack and team tough falls but tyler manages to hang on to the bridge saving the team's lives

Tyler(Confessional) i have super strong fingers, docs can't explain it, my first piano lession, i broke the piano

Tyler manages to the get the sled pulled back up but it goes flying and so does tyler, team chris jumps on the sled, and tyler is behind it now getting dragged along

The Other teams are almost there

Noah: Owen lean forward

Owen Does and the sled speeds up and passes the amazons into second place

Heather: Last place i can't belive i did all that work for nothing

Chris: Actually team victory crossed the finish line without Bridgette and Nick so they come in last which means amazons take 2nd and team chris is really crazy hot takes first

DJ, Lindsay, and Leshawna: AW

DJ(Confessional) Bridgette Probably only messed up because i did get a curse in eygpt, i mean a baby seal cmon, the only i'll believe i'm not cursed is if they don't vote me off like that's gonna happen

Chris: Now i have three barfbags for the three of you that get to stay, Lindsay, Leshawna and DJ so it's down to two lovers, Nick you stuck with bridgette instead of heading to the finish line

Nick: What does that have to do with my on the chopping block, she's my girlfriend

Chris: Don't Care, Bridgette Reasons for you to go, making out with a pole, yeah that's it pole kissing, now the final barf bag goes to............................................. Nick

Chris; bridgette last words

Bridgette: Yes alejandro it evil you c-

Chris; Oh would you look at the time

He shoves bridgette out of the plane, she opens the parachute but it gets caught on the pole

Bridgette: Alejandro he's evil, evil

Nick: BRIDGETTE

Chris:hmm looks like the chute got tangeld, probably should've removed the pole, did not see that coming

Nick gets pissed and grabs chris by the shirt

Chris: Hey what are you doing dude, she'll be fine-ish

Nick kicks open the door to the toliet

Chris: oh nononnononono CHEF HELP ME

Chef was in chris's hot tub

Nick(Confessional) Nick was dunking chris's head in the toilet

Alejandro(Confessional) Bridgette was expendable, they all are, some will be more challenging than others but one by one they'll go down