A Little Cloud-y Told Me
A 9 year old girl named April Monroe is a gamer and a collector. The things she loves to collect are amiibo, and her favorite amiibo is Jigglypuff.
April: Bye Jiggs, I'm heading to Tennis Practice.
Mrs. Monroe: April dear, you got a package.
April: What is it?
Mrs. Monroe: It's the Cloud amiibo you wanted.
April: Yes!!!
April opened the package and got Cloud out of his box.
April: Bye mom. *leaves*
Mrs. Monroe: April, you forgot... I'll just take Cloud upstairs, I did play Final Fantasy 7 when I was younger, I thought Cloud was a funny nane so I didn't change it.
Mrs. Monroe took Cloud upstairs and placed him on a shelf.
When Mrs. Monroe left, April's Ike Amiibo near the door came to life
Ike: The coast is clear.
Jigglypuff: Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ganondorf: Cool beans.
All the amiibo came to life, even Cloud.
Cloud: *looks around* Where am I? Where's my kid?
Pit: Who's that Lady Palutena?
Palutena: That is Cloud Strife, he is a mercenary working for, *voice becomes distant* and bla bla bla Sephiroth bla bla.
Jigglypuff: Hey Cloud.
Palutena: Bla bla bla lore the author and the readers probably don't know about.
Jigglypuff: We get it Palutena, you're an all knowing goddess!!!!!!!!
Cloud: I need to fight an evil.
Villager: We have Ganondorf, does that work?
Cloud: I guess.
Ganondorf: Did someone say something?
Cloud: *slashes Ganondorf*
Ganondorf: Hey man, not cool.
Ness: I'm sorry Cloud, but we don't fight like that.
Cloud; How do we fight then?
Ness booted up Super Smash Bros Ultimate and scanned Cloud and Ganondorf.
Ness: Now you two fight in Smash Ultimate.
Cloud and Ganondorf fought in Smash, and Ganondorf won.
Ganondorf: Sucker!!!!! *runs away*
Cloud: I'm bored now!!!!!
Pichu: Hey Bowser Jr, you wanna push me around in my car?
Bowser Jr: No!!!!! That's my car!!!!!!!!
Pichu: Is not!!!!
Bowser Jr: Is too!!!!
Pichu and Bowser Jr kept bickering until Cloud stopped them.
Cloud: You two are friends I assume, why are you fighting?
Bowser Jr: Pichu stole my car!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pichu: It's not your car!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: I have an idea, I can push both of you around.
Pichu and Bowser Jr: Yeah!!!!!!!!
Cloud pushed the two in their yellow car around the whole room.
Jigglypuff: I'm so proud Ike.
Ike: I know.
The nest day, Cloud was searching for people to help, but found Bayonetta.
Cloud: Hey gorgeous.
Bayonetta: I don't like guys who flirt with me, I like guys who accept takedowns.
Cloud: What's your problem?
Bayonetta: I need your help.
Cloud: With what?
Bayonetta: You'll see. *smirks*
Cloud was tied to a pole wearing a Bayonetta costume.
Most amiibo: Nerf Bayonetta!!!!! Nerf Bayonetta!!!!! Nerf Bayonetta!!!!! Nerf Bayonetta!!!!!
Cloud: Oh cra-
Cl9yd came back with burns and a black eye.
Jigglypuff: Hey Cloudmeister, why are you so jacked up?
Cloud: Bayonetta.
Jigglypuff: I'm not gonna complain, people wanted me to have a buff in Smash 4.
Cloud: Ohhhhhh.
Piranha Plant: Cloud!!!!!!!
Cloud: What?
Piranha Plant: I'm hungry.
Cloud was doing favors for every Amiibo except Ike and Jigglypuff, making them dependent on him.
Bayonetta: Cloud!!!!!!!
Toon Link: Cloud!!!!!!!!
Ness: Cloud!!!!!!
Cloud: *panting* I'm so tired.
Jigglypuff: Rest Cloudmeister.
Ike: Everyone became so needy that they can't do things for themselves without Cloud.
Jigglypuff: Great.
Ike: Now what?
Wario: Hey losers.
Ike: Wasssup Stinky?
Wario: I just came to tell Cloud something.
Jigglypuff: What?
Wario: *farts in Cloud's face* Hahahahahahaha!!!!
Jigglypuff: Real mature you human gasbag!!!!!!!!!!
Ike: Jiggs, Cloud isn't breathing.
Jigglypuff: We need a doctor!!!!
Dr. Mario: Oh me!!!
Ike: One with a real PHD.
Peach: Like me?
Jigglypuff: Yeah!!!!!!
Peach checked Cloud's pulse and for nothing.
Peach: I've never lost a patient before, Nurse Daisy!
Daisy: Right here Doctor.
Peach: Get me some voltage.
Pikachu: On it.
Daisy: Clear!!!! *shocks Cloud*
Cloud: I'm back!!!!!!
Peach; I prescribe that you help less people and I prescribe self sufficiency for everyone else.
Daisy: *writes down what Peach said*
April: I'm home.
Every amiibo went to their position as April opened the door.
April: Hi everyone, hey Jiggs, craziest Tennis Practice ever.
Jigglypuff: *winks*
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