Peter never understood why. Why what you may be asking? Be patient young Padawans.

Peter never understood why Tony used that room the most. It didn't make much sense.

When you first thought about it it seemed reasonable. It was bigger. It had gold and red splattered all around it. It had pictures of the Iron Man suit all around the sides. It seemed like a Tony thing.

But what bothered Peter was the fact that the room was just impractical. There were no near exits (the closest was through a hall and out of the visitor's center). No windows for emergencies. The lights were always going out. Plus the wifi didn't reach that room. Every single time he walked into that room his phone would just freeze.

Every.

Single.

Time.

That is what drove him insane. The dude is a multi millionaire, and he couldn't afford to just extend the wifi to this room.

It doesn't even make sense!

It is like the room has a bubble around it that prevented wifi from reaching it. There was wifi in the rooms next to it. All the other conference rooms had WiFi. Heck, even outside there were three bars. So how come this room didn't have wifi?

Peter didn't know.

And he seriously didn't have enough energy to find out. So he spent his time with Tony with his bottom half in the room and his front half in the hallway, enjoying his vine compilations in blissful peace.

That was until one day something else happened. Peter was told he couldn't block the only entrance and exit to the room by laying in it. He had no idea why since Tony didn't seem to care whether he died or didn't and Peter could literally be out of the building from that position in seconds (okay maybe not seconds but you know what I mean).

That day after interning in the "ded room" as Peter called it, he walked into the elevator with his father figure watching some conspiracy video about if Iron Man was actually dead by a channel named TheTheoristManPat. Peter watched in complete seriousness, points at it and commenting on how accurate it was. What happened next, shocked him.

"Well shoot, I'm gonna have to add this man to the list of chips I need to shape."

Peter was confused, until he hacked into Friday later that day and saw the list of Chips that needed shaping was actually just a bunch of people poorly photoshopped with one eye on their forehead and, you guessed it, their heads triangles.

Peter flipped out and texted Ned.

~At 4:15 PM~

SpOoDeRmAn: d u d e

~At 4:50 PM~

Nedtastic: d u d e

SpOoDeRmAn: look at this crazy stuff I just found.

Downloading Image...

  Nedtastic: Holly... 

SpOoDeRmAn: I know right?

  Nedtastic: R u sure it's real? 

SpOoDeRmAn: Idk but I hope I'm not converted. If I'm not at school Monday, they have me...

  Nedtastic: It's been an honor dude. 

SpOoDeRmAn: right back at you... I must go confront thr demons controlling our lives.

Peter left his room and walked into the Avengers living quarter where clint was laying on the couch sleeping, Steve was reading on a small bean bag next to a book shelf, Nat was sitting on the balcony looking at New York City under the hazy glow of a falling sun, and Tony in a corner with his legs crossed humming and whispering weird things.

The teen's eyes widened and he turned out of the living room/kitchen area, after taking a video of course. He lef the room quickly, no one realizing he was there.

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Peter re-entered the satanic ritual room later that evening. He walked over to the nearly empty kitchen quietly, being alert. He didn't want to get struck with the power of the illuminati or something.

So he tiptoed in, while also scanning the room for his cheese pizza ( #notoppingsforthewin ). He located it on the marble island in the middle of the kitchen, and Peter mentally face palmed. He walked over quietly.

After reaching the location, he dropped down from the ceiling on one hand, grabbing the pizza box with the other, he quickly stuck back onto the ceiling, not with both hands since something had to make sure the pizza was safe.

No one saw Peter.

Except for...

Friday.

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The next morning Peter entered the kitchen once more, this time not sneakily nor cautiosly. He had just woken up and really didn't care if someone were to sacrafice him to some illuminate cult.

He walked over to the table the Avengers had set up, and sat down. There were knife marks and stains all over the cheap table. Just because they were millionaires and super heroes didn't mean they could still be cheap.

He sat there for a few minutes, looking through the Spiderman Instagram or as he liked to call it, an Alternate Dimension. See it was named that since on his personal Instagram his only friends were Ned and MJ. Everyone else from their school didn't care. Except for Flash. The bully had somehow hacked the system and gotten into Peter's private account. He didn't really care about the mean comments Flash left, since he just deleted them anyways.

On the Spiderman instagram however, it had hundreds, now thousands, of followers. His most liked post was him re-creating his death scene and it went viral. It was a comdey of course, since no one needed to know that he was a teenager and that he was sobbing and shaking when it happened.

Tony didn't approve (I know right? Since when didn't Tony approve of something?). It was as simple as that. Peter was going to delete, but it went viral. His fame was unfortunatley masked by the egg. It was a brown egg with a plain white background that had like 20,000 likes when the teen liked it. It now had 40k or something crazy.

Peter laughed at it when he saw it.

Back to breakfast, a plate of eggs and bagels had been set down infront of the seen, along with an apple to help it all go down. He scarfed it down, not looking at his phone during the session. After 5 minutes, the plate was clean and in the sink. At this time Peter returned his attention to his phone. There was a new notifaction on his personal accounts messages, so he thought it was Ned or somebody like that. He clicked and started flipping out. He took a thousand screenshots (thought he really only needed one), and quickly sent it to Ned. The kid was probably at school already though, at the...

"Shoot..."

Steve turned around from where he was cooking and looked at Peter who had frozen halfway to the elevator.

"What?" The superhero was puzzled for sure.

"I'm supposed to be at school. There was a decathalon meeting!"

Peter looked around frantcially. The elevator would take too long, but so would the stairs. He was freaking out by the time Shuri, Vision, Bucky and Tony had entered. They were just as confused.

"Well... I might as well die."

Shuri smiled at this and put her hand up, saying, "I have a few pill bottles if you want some."

Steve shrugged before saying, "And I know where we have the bleach."

"Dude, don't be a coward. Jump out a window."

Tony looked at everyone as if they were crazy.

Everybody watched as Peter shouted, "Genius!" And proceeded to run over to the balcony. Everyone followed and watched as the teen threw on some random Spiderman mask he had laying around and flung himself off the edge.

Peter was plummetting to his ultimate demise when you could hear vision yell, "Do a flip!"

Tony turned to look at the Android, not shocked, but rather annoyed. He didn't need anyone else encouraging Peter to do risky stuff. Why else was Tony there?

The teen heard the Android, and was soon doing flips through the air. Right as he was about to hit the ground, he shot a web and swing down, rolling as he hit the concrete. Some people were there and started cheering.

He bowed before shooting a web and launching himself across town.

"Kids. Why they gotta be so dramatic." Everyone turned to look at Tony, everyone of them having a look who's talking look plastered on.

"What?! I didn't do," he had a look of recognition cross face, "oh, I see what you mean..."

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So, been a while since I updated. I know I got back Saturday (technically not since apparently I 'used my phone' other days but whatever) but I have been dealing with some shtuff so sorry. I know I said updates will be random but I feel kinda bad. Whatevs. Thanks for reading this and not being like "where's my ALOPP?!?! (I call this book allop since the title is too long for me to type it lazy :p)

Anywho, hope you dudes are doing well. Kkkkkkk. Here's a little extra bit tho (I'mma keep it bold cause trying to make this for my loyal friends to see if people just skimmed over it. Also gonna be one big chunk with rando spaces to fool em). KK

Random part: Tony walked into the room Peter hated so much and closed the door behind him. No body ever came here since the wifi was terrible and that was just what he needed. He looked around, then walked over to the control panel on the wall next to the door. The guy had fond memories of this room. Peter did his first conference here and the, he sighed, the music incident.

Tony didn't want to remember it so he didn't. He had a desk that rose from the floor on the stage next to all the stage lights. He flicked the switches, almost as of not sure which ones he wanted on and which ones he wanted off. But that was far from the truth.

After a few seconds of flicking, all the lights turned on/dimmed to one shallow light that didn't do much for the eyes but Tony needed it the most after the enrollment ceremony. He let out a calm sigh and took off his tinted glasses. He put his hand on the wall next to the panel and a server door opened. He entered, staring at his reflection in the mirror. The door soon closed behind him, all the lights turning completely off. The genius reached his pointer finger and his ring finger to his eyes, and peeled something off.

You don't wanna know what you could see in the mirror, but let's just say it wasn't pretty.

Be safe

Love life

You matter

Pain ends

~ele