A/N GUESS WHOS BACK?

BACK AGAIN

ITS ME BOIS

i am back from the dead, but I may be forced to die again Saturday for a few weeks. We'll see though. I will work hard and beg my friends to update for me (like I did over the past month) and I hope you lovelies are glad that I am alive. Enjoy!!!!!

Peter was awkwardly in the back of the group. He didn't want to be spotted by anyone. He just wanted peace and quiet.

He didn't get that.

His R&D class was on a field trip to Stark Industries. He knew Mr. Stark wouldn't be there since he was out of town, but that didn't mean others would try to annoy him. Clint was still under house arrest from 'excessivly harassing the public', thank Stan Lee for that (you will always be remembered), so he didn't have too much to worry about. Sure the others may discreetly give him a few inside jokes, but it wouldn't be embarrassing.

That didn't mean he wasn't nervous that they would embarrass him. Captain America was their guide today. Peter knew Cap of course, but not just the, "I met him at a meet and greet!" No he actually knows him personally. Steve hadn't been too harsh though. Sure he made sure to discreetly give Peter a hard time, but it wasn't too bad.

The day had gone good. They did experiments, learned some stuff (stuff that Peter already knew) and had lunch.

Now they were on to the high level part of the tour. The facility allowed the school to have a special tour. It basically meant that they were allowed to go into the Avenger's living area. Steve was going to let them see his room, the living room, the pool, the personal labs and personal training room through windows, and the gaming room. Yes the Earth's mightiest heroes had a gaming room.

They had just entered the main living space. You walked out of the elevator and to your right was a large kitchen with a long island. There was a note taped to the fridge that said, "THIS IS FOR FOOD ONLY. NO computers. NO robots. NO prosthetic limbs. NO shampoo. And NO more than 2 pies." (A/N I made a prosthetic arm with my dad for no reason lol)

The students who saw the note were confused, but when Steve was asked why the note was there, he sighed, shook his head, and just simply stated, "you don't want to know." Now they really wanted to know, and Peter's growing smile wasn't helping. When Steve saw the teen's grin, the hero had to fight his lips from lifting in the corners too.

There was a long table a few feet from the fridge, and after that was a book shelf with bean bags. Books were littered everywhere, and glitter was still stuck to the bean bags after Clint's last prank.

Behind the reading area, which was only used by Cap, Bruce and Peter (Peter for homework), was a glass wall and a sofa a few feet from it. The sofa was an L shape, and a large TV was hung on the wall. On the sofa was a large tear where Tony sat (Nat was just expressing her anger violently), and many stains from pie fights and other pranks.

If you were to walk a few feet back to the kitchen, the to your right there would be a hall that turned sharply to the right so it ran behind the TV. That was the hall of rooms. The first was Tony's. No one ever wanted to go into his room since it was such a mess. Then there was Bruce's room, and after that was Clint's. Nat's was after that, and her room connected to Wanda's. The called it their "Cave of Womamity." Peter said there was one rule there, "RESPEKT THE WAMEN."

The class turned to look at Peter. He hadn't realized he yelled that out loud. He blushed and hung his head.

Steve smirked, and continued his explanation of the rooms that Peter hadn't been listening too very closely. He now payed attention.

"So Wanda's room is after Nat's and Pe-Spi-the guest room is after that." Steve coughed. There was a brutal silence after that. " Then we have Sam, Bucky, Scott, T'Challa and Shuri's rooms for when they stay, The Spi- another guest room," Peter smirked at him almost caving and calling the extra room his spider cave, "and lastly my room."

He opened the door and let them inside. It was simple. It had a blue bed, a small walk in closet. There was a desk in the corner, and a large window. There were two racks with old suits on them and next to that a large gaping hole with small strands of webbing still stuck to it from where Peter did a patch job.

Most kids ignored the hole, too fascinated by being able to be in the Captain America's room, but one kid raised his hand.

"Yes?" Cap asked.

"Um why is there such a big hole?"

Everyone looked at it now.

Steve sighed and Peter smiled again.

"Well someone," Steve glared at Peter, "decided it would be fun to blow a hole in the stupid spider cave for no reason!"

Some kids were taken back by Cap's sudden outburst, but they heard a weird snort in the silence after. Then another one. The kids all turned to look at Peter, whos hand was over his mouth and his face was red.

They were confused, and Steve was thoroughly pissed (oh I need soap for my mouth brb). Peter then bursted out laughing. He fell on the floor and held his stomach.

When he caught his breath enough to utter something, he simply said, "yOu FiNaLlY sAiD cAvE!!1!"

Steve yelled, "GOD DAM-"

"LAnGuAgE!" Peter then broke out laughing again, and Steve just smiled and shook his head.

"Well," Steve had to raise his voice to talk over Peter's gasps and giggles, "you can all look around, don't go into any other rooms, and don't touch anything that looks too dangerous."

Some kids left to go look in the main area while some stayed in the room. After a while, Peter calmed down and Steve left to go into the kitchen.

Some kids poked their heads into the hole.

"I wouldn't go in there."

The kids jumped and spun around to see Peter, straight faced.

"Why?"

Peter's hair rustled in a non-existent wind. "That is the Spider Cave. You are prone to unimaginable pranks. It is a war zone."

The room was dark, and one brave soul stepped in. She was immediately doused in glitter and paint. Her shoes were also stuck to the ground. No one knew what to do. Peter was gone.

Cap saw Peter running down the hall laughing. He soon found out why. A girl had her shoes stuck on some webbing and was covered in glitter and paint.

"PETER GET BACK IN HERE THIS INSTANT!"

Peter walked back in a few seconds later straight faced.

"Get her unstuck."

Peter looked Steve square in the eyes, "I can't do that."

With a sigh Steve asked, "Why not?"

"Shuri still has pranks in there. Plus I warned them that they are vulnerable to pranks. They must now suffer through it."

Steve sighed for the fourth time that day. He opened his mouth to say something, when a shrill alarm sounded. Students scream and came running into the room.

Steve and Peter went into defense mode. Everyone was behind Steve when the clown walked around the corner.

"WoUlD yOu LiKe To PlAy?"

"Peter where do you have dissovling fluid?"

Steve held his arms out and two black shields that had rested dormant flew onto his arms. He pressed a button, expanding them.

"It is in the communal lab on this floor."

Peter was next to the girl who had fallen back and gotten stuck to the ground.

"I need a distraction!" Steve needed help. Peter pushed his way to the front of the crowd and the breeze was back, lifting his hair more violently this time.

"My time has come..."