Caine: welcome... To the amazing digital wonderland!!! My name is Caine! Im the mad hatter! And I'm here to show you the most jaw dropping! heart stopping- mind bending! Paranaphernalia you'll ever lay your eyes upon! Isnt that right Bubble?
Bubble: thats right Caine! I can't wiat to see what you got cooking up for today!
Caine: well than lets not waste any time! Lets get right into the show!

Gangle the comedian!

Zooble the gryphon!

And Kinger the white king too~

Jax the purple chesier bunny

Ragatha the duchess
And Kaufmo the clown too~

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Day we fly~ with the moon and the sun and we don't know why~!!

Narrator:

In the middle of the theme song a group of characters appear from the sky and fell down on the stage stopping the entire song, Jax look at Caine

Jax: Caine are these your new npcs or are they a bunch of new suckers? Cz if they are new characters, we're gonna have to rewrite this whole theme song~!
Zooble: I'm not doing that again
Caine: my my! It seems a group of humans has enter this realm!
Axe: what in the...
Pomni: how do i- take this... Headset off?!
Jax: just keep grabbing at it, that work for all of us
Bella: dear... I don't think it will work...
Flitter: what is this place...
Pomni: w-whats going on... I put on some weird headset and now I'm here...
Axe: same
Atic: #&+/*;+?_;+₫
Axe: uhhh wow theres someone with a TV head too, cool lol
Bella: i don't think he can speak...
Atic: 😞
Flitter: who are you people and what is this place?
Pomni: and why can't I take this headset off?
Axe: i geuss we aren't in the real world and we can't make our real bodies take it off bcz i am not getting use to these stick legs or... Having 4 arms...
Ragatha: alright, alright everyone calm down, everything is going to be ok... We all been threw this, you just need to get your head-
Pomni: what the #*?!& is going on?! Huh?
Caine: now, now, now my dear! We can't have any of that fowl langue around here! The amazing digital wonderland is a place to be enjoyed by all ages! You my friend stumble into a magical world where anything could happen! Except for swearing...
Pomni: £€$¢√π×∆§π][✓®%©={#₫&?!*
Axe: this woman is using every swear word in the book
Pomni: oh my god... Umh than how do i... You know... Leave...
Caine: uh-
Ragatha: well... Don't freak out about it or anything but we don't exactly...
Jax: you can't
Flitter: what.
Zooble: shut up Jax but yeah hes right, welcome to your new home, and your new bodies
Pomni: what do you men new home...
Jax: we all been stuck here for years... While Kinger over there supposedly been here the longest
Kinger: did someone just talk bout a insect collection?
Jax: thats why hes crazyyyyy lol
Axe: this is insane and just made no sense
Atic: +/)&₫#?!*}[✓©$€
Flitter: uhm... You still can't talk you know...
Pomni: ohhhhhhhhhh! I get it now! This is a dreeaaam and I should play along until I wake up right? Right?!
Bella: ....
Flitter: ...
Atic: .... :(
Axe: she lost it
Jax: lol whatever you say pal, anyways Caine are we gonna start a new adventure today for the newbies or what?
Caine: i would like to show our brand new characters a tour of wonderland first! Off we go!

Caine use his powers to grab the new comers and fly off the tent

Caine: this is the tent! This is where your living corners are as well as other activities! These activities includes- 0001010010010000101011000010
Ball pits! Mini golf! And more!

They all flew off to another place

Caine: this is the Valley of Spring! You can take yourself for a nice wonderland walk, admire the wild plant life and the creatures that inhabits them or drown yourself in the digital river! With the water fall that gose up the clouds!
Bella: this actually looks somewhat nice-

And they travel off to a place full of tea cups and pots

Caine: this is my hatter domain! Where we throw the best tea parties!
Flitter: this is Willy Wonkas factory if its tea and suffering-

They than suddenly appear under water

Caine: this is the Delueded dephts! Where we are under the digital sea to meet all kind of sea life! You don't even have to worry about breathing down here!
Bella: oh my...

They sap out of the water and to another place

Caine: this is the Mysterious east where countless of pottery and other handy crafts from who knows where?! Is it Chinese? Or is it Japanese?! You'll never know! You can come here to solve puzzles, enjoy the art or become it!
Pomni: what?

They than zap to a place that has 2 terribly smelly locations

Caine: on this side we have the
Bandersnatch Boulevard! Its mostly terrible stinky swap and over there is Dirty dish drive, its where we put the dirty dishes that we couldn't clean
Flitter: ewww... Why would you have this in your world?
Caine: well i didnt create this land!

They than zap to a place full of giant pocket watch

Caine: this is Watch pointer way! Where you can come to see what time is it! Is it time for tea?! Is it time to party?!
Flitter: no

Than zap to another place, this time full of giant cards

Caine: and this is the Plane of Cards! You can go here and play cards or even ride on 1 of these bad boys! Just be careful of the jokers, king and queens the spades are terrible
Axe: is that all?
Caine: nope!

Caine zap them all to a place where its just a empty white space

Caine: this is the void! We.... Don't venture out to the void, not even i know what's out there
Pomni: thats sounds-

And they all appear back infront of the tent

Caine: we stay right here! Where I can keep my- hundred of all seeing eyes on yooooooooou
Pomni: wiat what's tha-

Caine brought everyone back in the tent and Pomni throws up

Bella: oh dear!
Caine: woah! Clean up on ilse you!
Bubble: I'm on it boss!
Axe: ewww gross
Caine: . . . . Why are you like this..
Pomni: wiat, wiat, was that exit door i saw out there? Is that the way to leave?
Jax: what exit? If there was a way to leave I'm pretty sure we have all left by now argh-
Zooble: yeah what are you talking about?
Axe: i didnt see any door
Flitter: me neither
Bella: i don't believe i saw 1 either...
Caine: uh um i can assure you there is no "magical exit door" your probably just experiencing digital hallucinations! Where your mind transistions to the digital planes
Pomni: but I swear i saw-
Caine: digital hallucinations!!
Atic: >:(