Pomni stares at the ceiling of her room for 18 seconds, before Caine bursts in and spooks her.

Caine smiled, "Hey Pomni, guess what?"

Pomni groaned, hugging a bear plushie that seemed to be exactly like (Y/N), "No–"

"You're right! The pilot from The Amazing Digital Circus reached our goal of 1 view! And will now be upgraded to episode 1, of The Amazing Digital Circus full series!" Caine smiled widely.

Pomni blinked, holding the (Y/N) plush close, "Is, that, how that, normally works?–"

"Shut up, I have so much to show you!" Caine brings her out of the circus as she gets spooked again, only this time with a shock, "Your little crying face let quite the little crying mark on the Internet, something I don't canonically have any knowledge of, take a look!"

[Blacked out due to me not wanting to get this image warned & I can't blur on computer]

"...What the %*&# am I looking at?!" Pomni asked.

"The consequences of our actions! And it's only gonna get worse from here..." Caine smirked.

Pomni gulped, "O...Oh no."

"But that's not what I'm here to show you! I'm here to show you all the cool adventures you and your funny buddies are gonna go on! Like this cool candy kingdom, and Kinger with a shotgun, and let's not forget about minimum wage labor! And how about so–WAIT WAIT THIS ISN'T FINISHED YET DON'T LOOK!" Caine yelled.

Sun finally spoke, "Hi Caine, I'm gonna kill you!"

Caine gulped, "U...U...Uh what? Why?"

"I read all the scripts and saw I don't get a single line of dialogue while the Moon gets two!" The Sun whines.

Caine shrugs, "I mean— I guess we can give you some more lines."

Sun nods, "Okay, never mind, I don't want to kill you anymore!"

"Speaking of dialogue, there will be all sorts of new dialogue from many of our new, colorful characters!" There was short clips of screams from 8 unidentified characters, "With this many new characters imagine all the violent shipping wars that we will be completely powerless to do ANYTHING ABOUT!" Caine states.

Pomni blinked, "Is— Is this a cry for help?"

Caine morphs into a bootleg Caine plushie.

Pomni sighed, "I see..."

Caine morphs back into his original form, "I blacked out for a second, what happened?"

"I y—" Pomni vomits out Bubble.

Bubble smiled, "How can we support the production of this cool new show?"

Caine clapped, "Great question Pomni! All merch sales go right back into funding the show and allow us to do bigger and crazier things!"

"Wow wee! I'd become a pin if it meant getting sold to fund more wacky adve—" Bubble turns into an image of a Bubble pin.

Caine nods, "Like this Bubble pin!"

Pomni turns into an image of a pin.

"And this Pomni pin! And we can't forget about this—" Caine briefly morphs back into a bootleg Caine plushie while screaming in agony, "AAAHHH-" he returns to his original form before presenting an official plushie of himself, "Me, plushie! Also available is this cool shirt! And Digital Circus sticker sheet! Plus, a limited edition vinyl record, featuring all the songs from the Digital Circus pilot! And I haven't even mentioned these cool plastic figurines that well-adjusted people can be normal and responsible with! These products are only available at digitalcircus.store! Any other source is a dirty bootleg, and won't support the show. No matter how—" Noise, "...they look, that's digitalcircus.store! And... that's all I have to announce..! Bye!"

[NOT SPONSERED.]