The video started with plushies of the crew. Then Caine spawned in with a distorted scream "Guys, I set up a musical adventure for you today! But the song starts at 12:30 and I didn't have time to write lyrics! You'll
You'll have to make up the lyrics on the spot, or suffer a horrible punishment!"

Pomni asked "What punishment?"
Caine shouted "12:30!" A hand tossed Pomni as she screamed to a stage. Pomni said "I can't sing without a script." Caine said "Hup." As he tossed up a shampoo bottle. "This is a shampoo bottle!"
Caine shouted "THE SONG, POMNI!"

Pomni sang "Contains: Citric Acid, Sodium Chloride, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Fumid Acid, Butylphenyl Methylpropional uh Magnesium Nitrate, LimonenenBubble said "Sounds delicious!"

Pomni finished up "PEG-60 Almond Glycerides, Methylchlorosiothiazolinone and uh.. water!"
Gangle sang "I'm super happy, never sappy when I have my happy mask!" A banana peel landed on the stage "DON'T BREAK IT JAX, DON'T BREAK IT JAX, DON'T BREAK IT JAX, THAT'S ALL I ASK!" She slipped on the banana peel then her happy mask broke. "What the [censor], KINGER!"
Kinger said as it was shown he was eating a banana "Oops! Sorry.. just.." "eating a little banana.."
Ragatha sang "Sunny days and rainbows, getting hugs and petting kitty cats! When you feel down and in the mud instead of frowning do a silly dance! Take it away, Zooble!"
Zooble did nothing "...This is stupid."
Caine said as his hand grabbed Zooble "BOO! COME ON! LET LOOSE THOSE ANGELIC PIPES, ZOOBLE!"
Jax sang "Zooble's part was terrible, that act was so unbearable, I'm super duper hoping that those limbs are not repairable" Zooble tossed a themselves at Jax as he screamed "AHH!!"

Goopurr sang "I am the very model of an acrobatic cheetah, going fast being flexible. Doing flips, and hoops, and ribbons, I am very good at making shapes out of my self."

Ah. Java just looks around "Whats going on?"

Caine shouted "Sing Java!" "...Nah." Java then just falls offstage "F%"# this "*$& I'm out."

Kinger sang amazingly "You all know me as Kinger.. but on the stage I'm singer! Gonna serenade ya baby, with my Tony-Winning Zingers." He then tipped over "Ow.."
Caine said "All right, Goopurr! Let's bring this hootenanny home with a classic trio!" Goopurr and Java were on the stage confused. "I thought you left."Then Gummigoo appeared. Goopurr asked "Gummigoo?" Gummigoo said "Crikey!" Goopurr gasped "Gummigoo! Oh my gosh!" "Huh, well $^$%" Jave spoke in the distance Gummigoo: said "Crikey!"
Goopurr asked "Wait wha?"
Gummigoo made some glitched noises "Crikey-down under-" then he popped into confetti again. Goopurr said "Uh-" "Damn, that sucks." Java shouted in the distance Goopurr screamed making Caine and bubble scream. When Goopurr finished she fell off the stage.

Caine said "Congratulations! You completed your musical adventure! As your punishment, I am going to...MASS PRODUCE YOU." Goopurr got up "Wait, we're still being punished?!" Java perked up a bit. "Wait...what?"

Caine said "That's the thing about life, Goopurr. Some times you get...MASS PRODUCED."

It showed the plush gang "These scrumdiddlyumptious bumpkins could be yours today! (Goopurr and Java lava not real don't ask.)" It showed the gang as sweets. "Along with this delicious sticker pack featuring all your favorite characters as sweet, teeth rotting treats!" It showed a gummigoo keychain. "Your friend, the gummigoo keychain, in all his NON-EDIBLE glory." (DO NOT EAT!!) "Perfect for NOT EATING." (I KNOW IT LOOKS TASTEY BUT YOU JUST CAN'T EAT IT I'M SORRY). It showed pins "And this complete pin line, pinning all your characters in a line together as their completely pinnable selves in this pin able complete pin line!"

It showed a animatez of Jax "and me, Jax the marketable vinyl figure." He chuckled "What can I say? People paying money to just admire me all day sounded like a sweet gig." Caine said "Right you are, Jax the marketable vinyl figure!" It showed the collection "Him and all these items are available now at digitalcircus.store. That's...d-I-g-I-t-a-l-c-I-r-c-u-s.s-t-o-r-e."