THIS, MY FRIENDS, WAS REQUESTED BY Writerking1 AND I BELIEVE IT'LL BE A GOOD ONE!  (Hopefully!)

IT SORT OF GOES OFF THE LAST CHAP, I GUESS

TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE REQUEST WAS YOUR GONNA HAVE TO READ AND FIND OUT!

Normal POV

"Ohhhh Haarrllleeeeee!" Joker sang as walked in his and Harley Quinn's hide out.

Harley skipped into the room, her mallet slung over her shoulder. "Hey Mista J!"

PAUSE

Before I continued I'd like to say a few things about Harley Quinn. And why she is one of my favorite DC characters. Ya know what? Imma make a Harley Quinn appreciation chapter! That's what I'll do!

RESUME

"Harley I came up with the funnest idea!" Joker smiled. Harley's pigtails bounced as she waited for the news.

"And what was that puddin'?"

"I think that Robin boy was in the circus! He got very cranky about me being a clown. Kept going on and on about how he knew clowns and that I, me, was awful one!" Joker ranted.

"So what are we gonna do about it?"  Harley's smile growing.

"I say we pester the boy with bad Circus representation! Get him to crack!" Joker doubles over with laughter. Harley's smile growing more and more mischievous.

"I didn't know you felt so strongly about clowns Dick." Bruce chuckled when they arrived back at cave. Dick's annoyance and anger rolling off in waves that could knock over a full grown man.

"Some of my best friends were clowns and that guy over there is not a clown." Dick continued to mutter to himself as he went upstairs. Not even stopping to say hello to Alfred.

"Master Bruce is something wrong with Master Dick?" Alfred asked concerned. Bruce chuckled.

"No he's fine Alfred. Joker just made him mad today. He snapped about at the Joker because he was certainly not a clown and that some of his friends were clowns." Alfred sighed with a smile.

"Who would've thought Dick would yell at the Joker about him being a bad clown?"

"This should bring the boy blunder over here!" Joker said as he lit a building on fire.

"What if Batsy comes along with him Mista J?" Harley asked as he watched the fire burn.

"Ahhh we'll escape. Besides we made fake heat signatures inside which should draw him inside anyway. We just gotta separate them."

As if on cue the dynamic duo came flying in front in the king and queen of crime.

"Hello Boy Blunder! Batman." Robin squinted his eyes at the fake clown, and Batman gave the Joker a look of slight pity.

"Warm crowd. . . Well Robbie I got you a present to make up for me not being a very good clown as you say." Joker smirked.

"What could I possibly want from a fake clown?" Robin said, his voice sending shivers down both Batman and the Joker's spine.

"Well just watch. . HARLEY!!" Joker shouted. And to the duos surprise Harley Quinn came riding in on an elephant.

Robin's eyes widened under his mask. His body showing pure joy and excitement. In that moment he forgot all about his mentor and the Joker and ran to the large mammal.

"Hello!" Robin said as he carefully touched the animals snout. The elephant used its long nose and ruffled the avians hair, making the young boy chuckle. Robin climbed on top of the elephant, Harley had already gotten off. He played with the animal for a good 20 minutes while Batman took down the criminals.

"Robin!" Batman shouted to the boy. Robin, who was happily doing handstand on top of the animals back, looked at his mentor and the two tied up looney birds. He pouted but got off the elephant.

Robin stood by then animals snout and hugged it, "bye!" He said as the animal ruffled his hair once again. And with that the duo swung away, leaving Harley and Joke ties up next to each other.

"See Harles, he loved that elephant! And he knew just what to do on it! There's no way he wasn't in the circus." Joker smiled, as he got out of his cuffs.

"Looks like you were right puddin'!" Harley said as she too got out of her restraints.

"Ooohhh I have a fun one to try next." Joker grinned.

"What are you up to now Joker!" Robin yelled to the insane man. They dynamic duo had gotten a call from commissioner Gordon about a Joker sighting.

"You'll see birdie!" Joker yelled back as he used a grappling hook to swing down in front on the crime fighters.

"I've been working in my fire breathing and wanted to know what you thought." Joked said as he grabbed a bottle of white spirit and lit a stick on fire. (I did some research on fire breathing. Most professionals use special fuels made for fire breathing. And it's extremely dangerous to use alcohol and the only one that would work is spirits. But just go with this for now I have a plan *laughs evilly*)

Joker poured a mouthful of liquor into his mouth and spit it sloppily at the lit stick. Successfully putting the fire out.

Robin gave an angry sigh and stomped over to Joker and looked him dead in the eyes. "What was that sloppy mess! I'be never seen anything worse than that!" Robin yelled. Batman was about to go over to Robin, aware of what he was about to do. But Robin ignores his mentor, and did what he had to do.

"Give me the bottle and the lighter." Robin commanded, Joker gave it to him a little scared.

Robin lit a new dry stick and poured a mouth full of spirit into his mouth. Batman and Joker stepped back and watched.

Robin readied himself then expertly spit the alcohol at the fire. Making it large and hypnotic, Batman and Joker clapped.

"Ok Chum it's-," Batman started but was interrupted by Robin filling his mouth again. Except this time he wasn't so lucky. This time Harley Quinn jumped from a shadow, startling Robin.

And he swallowed the spirit.

The very strong. . . 100% alcohol. . . Spirit.

"SHOOT! ROBIN!" Batman yelled as he saw his son swallow the drink. Robin had a blush on his face and he was unbalanced as he looked towards his mentor. Batman ran to his drunk partner and knelt down.

"Time to go Chum." Batman said as he started guiding Robin away.

"What about Joker?" Robin slurred. "That no good bad guys gonna get awaayyyyyy!" Robin said as he threw his head back. Batman held back a laugh.

"It's ok I'll get him."

(I have way to many ideas to for this XD making a whole chapter for it *if you want it*)

Batman went and captured Joker and Harley making sure the GPD got them this time. Then went to control a Drunk bird.

"He's was definitely in the Circus." Joker concurred. Harley hummed in agreement.