Who said the following quotes? (Songs, TV shows, movies, books, etc.)

"Somebody stole my car radio and now I just sit in silence."

"I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone. Sarcasm is my only defense."

"Your eyes are the size of the moon."

"OI! There's a war going on here!"

"This boy needed a double cheese burger."

"Always," (yeah, I know, obvious.)

"She's in a long black coat tonight, waiting for me in the downpour outside."