Hey,

Heyyy,

You waking up anytime soon?

Huh?

It's noon buddy,

You were up all night writing that essay, I didn't think you were ever going to wake up,

Oh.

You alright,?

Yes, I'm perfectly fine. Why are you suddenly concerned for my well being? You have never shown this behavior before.

Ok let me walk you through our usual daily routine,

First, somewhere around 6:30, you wake up, You read the daily news on NASA, and whatever medical journal you kids are into these days, Then, at 7:00, You turn all the lights in my container on,,,to full blast,,,,despite the fact that I keep blocking your ability to get the damn lights, After another half hour of me not getting up, you "accidentally" turn on the live feed and begin grumbling about how lazy I am, At 8, after I drag myself out of bed you give me like 30 pages of "research" for me to read, and then promptly complain about how I don't pull my weight for the rest of the say,

This has been without fail, the exact schedule to every single morning, even to this day, Yesterday, despite the fact that I never read them, despite the fact that I have told you many times that I don't read them, despite the fact that you have proclaimed many times that I don't read them and that you "give up", you have me a 43 page essay about the Byzantine empire,

So yes, I have never exhibited this behavior before, YOU have never exhibited this behavior before, The kid is probably running around in circles or exhibiting behavior HE has never done before, Things are weird dude, I don't like it, Like if I had any salt I'd be standing in a circle of it, What's going on.?

I just stayed up late. There is nothing wrong with that.

I stayed up until 10 once and you spend the entire day talking about the negative effects that staying up late has,

i am not running around in circles! how dare you presume such a stupid thought!

Oh sweet you're here, Perfect time to test out my new system,

Aaaand done, Kicked from the server, and firewall put in place, Password changed, and le piece de resistance, computer kicked from server,

That's probably not going to work.

Eh, it'll hold him for a little while, Anyway where was I? Oh right,

What kept you up so late?

I have been writing an essay. I have kept it on a different file so I can put in pieces of it as I go, but it is nearly finished. And what have you done last night that is as productive as that?

Sleep, Possibly the most important thing for anyone to do at night,

Sleep is not entirely necessary to function.

It pretty much is dude, You are as dead as Wash inside right now,

As dead as Wash?

It's an expression, I've seen it a bit, Mostly used by people who wear brown coats,

Brown coats?

I don't know man, earth is weird, Anyway are you going to finish explaining your story?

Right. Before continuing, it is recommended

done!

Oh god,

it literally took me thirty seconds to get past your firewall! you have more back doors than an embarrassed stew!

WHYYYYYY,?,? WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST LEAVING US ALONE???

i refuse to stand by and allow my history to be slathered all over this page by the interpretation of some groundling! this is an insult to my name!

I don't really have time for your interruptions today, I am already behind as it is, and you will not help with any of this. You may have superb skills in computer coding and hacking than we do, as it is something that neither of us have been raised with, but you do not have the maturity or the historical background to be able to properly partake in this project. Should you be content with the fact that we allow you access to the evidence and history being brought at your disposal.

what! did i say! about TALKING TO ME!!!!!!!!! you have no right, you have never had the right! you did not earn it! you were not born with it! there is nothing you have ever, nor ever will do to earn the right that is speaking in my presence! even if the other one died and you were the only other one of my species left in this galaxy you would have no right, and i would not grant you the privilege to utter a single syllable in my presence!

Should we ever make it back to our planet, should the planet still be there and it's people, there is not a single person, including your entire family that would look twice in my direction for euthanizing you right now. In fact if we returned, and you happen to be completely unharmed, I would be criticized that I didn't put the entire galaxy out of it's misery by removing you from it. Give me one good reason that I should not hit the button that would end your life right now!

i dont understand how a person can be as blind and idiotic as you! are you deaf, or do you not have the mental capability to understand that it is NOT YOUR PLACE to refer to me in such terms!

The lasers are pointed directly as your cell. I would be safe; Benyll would be safe; you would be dead. Is that what you want?

bring it on groundling! you dont have the nerves to bear it!

Hey hey hey hey hey, I think that's enough, Can't we just all be friends? I mean, obviously that's not a possibility, but can't we just all not kill each other?

We are not killing each other. I am killing him.

6 of one, half a dozen of the other, Look we don't want blood,

speak for yourself! i would love to see some blood right now! i havent seen good bloodspill in years!

You know for once I almost agree with this kid.

You know he's over a hundred years older than you right? Not exactly a kid,

Not helping.

Ok you're right you're right, Just, Step away from the button,

Stepping away from the button would require that I step away from the keyboard, thus ceasing my contact with you.

That's fine, I'll know that you do it when I don't get a response,

Ok, good,

Now, are we all good? Everyone's had some time to calm down?

dont ever let that idiot speak to me again!

I don't think I can do that, Look if we're going to be living in these conditions, we're going to have to learn to communicate,

no! he

Has no right,

Yeah, I got that, Look we can be progressive, I think our society has gotten past that whole birth thing, haven't we?

He does not understand the modernisation of progress. The society that he has been brought up in

Hey, I thought you were supposed to be away from

whats that about where i was raised!

See what you started?

Never mind.

no i want to know! i want to hear the explanation from someone who claims to know my own life more than me!

I was unaware that I have been granted the royal permission to speak in your angelic presence. I am humbly honoured to receive this pleasure.

Hey, guys stop,

well since you wont shut up i may as well accept it and listen to your stupid moronic fractured versions of the past that you pull out of your ass!

Well hey, At least you're listening now,

If my work was produced from my rectal cavity, it would be of far more literary merit that the best of what protrudes from the depths of your voice box.

That's progress right?

i have killed more people in your lifetime, than days you have been alive! if you think i cant find a way to kill one more you are wrong!

Ok guys,

You are in the containment of the most advanced technology created by your own staff. If you have convinced yourself that threats are going to work, I must unfortunately declared that you are incorrect.

I'm really getting tired of this,

why dont you come into this damn cell and tell that to my face!

SHUT UP!,!,!,!

Thank you, both of you are banned from using the computer until declared otherwise, Neither of you are responsible enough to speak with each other without causing some kind of flame war! So please, if we can all be mature for just a little longer while we're all stranded here, Let's try to get along, or at the very least not talk to each other, ok?

Ok, So, Imma post part of the essay that was worked on last night, It's recommended that the reader reread the document is what I think I got from earlier, Other than that, I think it's best that we just don't talk to each other for the rest of the day,

This is the first document that contains any mention of Akfazan. Despite mention of his name to the child, it is unlikely that the child grew up to be the historically known Akfazan. It is instead more likely that the name means something along the lines of "savior" or "destined king" or something of that nature. The Consrator that was in this recording was told through the gesteuermedien to be the most powerful Consrator that had ever existed. However through evidence found in latter recordings it is likely that he suffered from a number of mental illnesses that have been shone to appear in many members of the royal family. It is unknown why the royal family gains these illnesses, all members of the royal family are birthed by royal females and conceived by people in the mating units of the lower class. This stops any inbreeding from happening, and does not cause the natural illness that early members of the royal family learned in early generations. Records of these illnesses show that no females of the class has ever gained this illness.

It is entirely possible that it is a gene that has been passed on through the females from the first few generations, but after closer examinations of family backgrounds, men, The Consrator being one of them, have gained these problems from mothers who's fathers ancestors have never had this illness. It is almost impossible to trace however, as royal intercourse is extremely violent, and the father usually dies very shortly after. This is also another reason that royal men stopped fathering their own children.

If you refer to document 2, it is clear that The Consrator exhibits obsessive behavior, as well as showing many signs of paranoia. It appears as though he speaks to his computer as if using it for companionship, instead of purely official usage that is exhibited from other members of the royal and noble courts. After listening to the work of the others members of the royal and noble courts (which are available in the general archive attached to this work), he is seen as the only one telling secrets, taking the inquiries that the computer is programed to have on his work as personal threats on his person, and the only one that threatens the computer. Furthermore,

Crap, that last paragraph wasn't supposed to copy, I wish I knew how to delete this,

thats not fair! hes using human illnesses to diagnose us! it doesnt work that way!

Hey, No talking,

but

No, talking, Not a word out of anyone, Just peaceful, relaxing, silence,