Chapter 5: Meeting Everyone

Kurayami's POV

Momo walked out of the room, leaving me bleeding out on the floor. Ayumi wasn't going to be operating for sometime, and my head's still spinning from the sight of hot men in a bath tub. Together.

"Where'd that Blonde b**** go??" One of the voices asked.

"S-she'll return m-momentarily!" Poor, innocent Ayumi stuttered.

Deidara's POV

"This sucks, yeah!"

"No s*** Blondie!" Hidan snarled at me. It's not like I choose to be squeezed next to him. Or be squished against Leader-Sama. Or to give some random girl a nosebleed. I look over as someone pushes the door open, and see a handful of towels.

"Bout time b**** ." Hidan snarled. Momo's eyes turned from amused, to the look of a killer.

"I guess you really don't want these towels, I mean, insulting someone who practilly saved your sorry a**, and calling them b**** quite a few times, is a great way to say thanks." Hidan was about to let loose but Leader-Sama stopped him.

"You heard all of what he said?"

"I just got back when I was called a blonde b****." Momo's eyes never changed. She left the towels in front of the door, and walked away from the bathroom.

"Where are you going?" One of other other girls asked.

"To get something?"

"What are you going to get?"

"You'll see." Momo's response scared me a little.

Kurayami's POV

Recovering from my nosebleed brought me to my senses. Using one edge of the bed, I pull myself up. The other cats watched me curiously, I sit next to an embarrassed Ayumi. "Still freaked out?"

"Yes."

"I'm just worried about Momo, what happened when THEY called her a blonde b****." I shudder at the thought, the story Momo told us.

"Yeah, but that happened a really long time ago. Right?" I looked over at the bathroom door, to see three men walk out.

"Well. It could be worse. I mean. What could possibly go wrong next, yeah?!" One of the men said.

"Do not. EVER say that!" Ayumi practically screeched.

"When someone says that. And Momo is no where to be found. Things get worse." I explain.

"Can we get some f****** clothes?! It's f****** cold in here!"

"We'll get clothes, and explain this situation." The spiky orange haired guy said.

"Um, follow me?" Ayumi stood up, looked at me, and shrugged.

"I guess turn the other's into people?" I shrug.

"Let's wait until we have clothes first. And then we'll turn them back. And we need to find Momo..." I shudder at the thought of all the power that girl has. All the chaos and death and destruction.

Momo's POV

"Leave the room, and you have everyone talking about you." I sigh as push the door open with my shoulder. "Ah! Momo! Where did you go?!" Ayumi asked nervously.

"Woman. I have clothes. I'm not running a nude club in your house." I smirk and turn towards our house guests.

"Try these on. Not sure if they'll fit or not." I hold out the clothes towards the three naked men.

"Now what do we do with the rest of them?" Kurayami asked. I glanced over towards some impatient cats.

"I don't know. I guess we turn them all back, and get some more clothes?" I didn't notice that the men had changed already. I turned towards them.

"Clothes fit?"

"As well they can." The spiky haired man said.

"Good. See Ayumi? Owning guy clothes isn't such a bad thing!"

"But I don't own any...!"

"You went through my clothes!?" Kurayami glared at with me a fire in her eyes.

"Duh, where else am I going to find clothes that'll fit grown men?" I sneer back. Kurayami whispered wishes of death upon me.

"Now, we should probably change the rest of the cat people back." Ayumi stuttered.

"I guess... I'll go get more towels and clothes!" I said quickly enough.

"She will be the death of me." Kurayami whispered.

Kurayami's POV

After being forced to change all the cats back into people, even though we had a Venus fly trap, a puppet looking guy, and a shark man, we were able to get the people fully dressed, and dried. We decided that going to the living room was much better than hanging out in the master bedroom and bath. Momo disappeared somewhere in the house. Again.

"Anyone seen Momo?" Ayumi stuttered down the steps. Still freaking out?

"She's probably asleep somewhere or raiding the pantry or setting up new pranks..." I cut off as I look over the couch to see Momo asleep, with my chocolate bars. "Two out of three." I curse under my breath.

"Momo. Get up." I push the blond girl and she wakes up with a whimper. She sits up, her usually lightning infused blue eyes were clouded with sleep as well.

"Can I help you?" She groans. I push her over, and she would push back if she wasn't have a sleep. I sit down next to her, and Ayumi sat in the opposite side of Momo. Momo leaned on me, and munched on my chocolate bars. The awkwardness ran on for a couple minutes until the leader of all emo's, minus Tobi as he is no where near emo, spoke.

"Akatsuki, we shall be staying in this house until we figure out how to get back to our world. You shall still listen to Konan and I, but you must also now listen to the girls." He said. "Now girls."

Once he said 'girls,' I motioned Ayumi and Momo to straighten up a little. Momo ignored me.

"I'm guessing your organization or group or whatever is called Akatsuki?" I ask.

"Yes." The emo king answered.

"Hi Akatsuki members. You should already know us but, I'm Ayumi," Ayumi said.

"Name's Momo," Momo yawned, pointing to herself as well. And her head returned to my shoulder.

"Kurayami or Kura." I say. Momo looks at me like I'm a dumbass. "What? I'm tired, I wanna take a nap for once." Momo poked my side, and looked over at the 'Akatsuki'.

"Well, anyways. I wanna learn more about the Akatsuki, than I already do, and I'm sure Momo-Senpai and Kura-Senpai wants to as well." Momo and I nodded to the hyper red-head.

"I'm going to point to one of you then say your name, likes, dislikes, and hobbies!!!" She pointed to Pein.

"Pein, and I won't say anything else."

"Boring! Next!" She pointed to Konan.

"Konan, I like paper and helping Pein-Sama, dislike... Certain people, no hobbies."

"Nagato."

"We are Zetsu, eating people, annoying people, eating people and spying."

"TOBI'S NAME IS TOBI!! TOBI LIKES CANDY, CANDY, CANDY, AND CANDY!"

"What's your dislikes and hobbies Tobi?"

"Ummm... I like candy? Oh, Tobi doesn't like getting blown up Senpai!"

"Kakuzu, money, spending to much, someone stealing my money, and Hidan, counting my money."

"The name's Hidan, biatch. I f*****g serve Lord Jashin, and love the f*****g pain, I f*****g hate annoying dickwads like that dumb a**," he nods his head towards the masked man, "Tobi, I sacrifice. "

"Hey kid. I'm Kisame Hoshigaki. I like sushi, Samehada, and water. I dislike total idiots, and my hobbies are training with Samehada."

'Finally someone with manners.'

"Itachi Uchiha." A deep monotonous voice sounded. Momo was practically asleep on my shoulder. She was losing interest in these guys. Figures.

"Likes dangos.... Dislikes annoying brats. Hobbies training."

"Akasuna no Sasori." Listening to the way he introduce himself told me he was going to be a dinkwad to deal with.

"I like poison and my puppets. I dislike Deidara's view of art, people who take up my time, people who waste time, and idiots. Hobbies are making new puppets and fixing my damaged puppets."

"Deidara, yeah!" This time Momo's head shifted. She takes interest in someone with an attitude and a funny way of talking? And looks like a chick?

"Arts an explosion, hmm!! I like explosions and my art. I dislike Tobi, and Danna's view on art, un! My hobbies are making clay bombs and explosions!!

"I'm Kurayami-Zai Akuma. Likes anime, manga, sleeping in. Dislikes brats and idiots."

"Guess you dislike yourself then, huh Senpai?" Momo smirks and stops me mid-sentence.

I ignore the blond and continue my sentence. "Hobbies playing video games, reading, and watching TV."

Ayumi went next. "Ayumi Kumocha. I like drawing, anime, video games, and reading. I dislike idiots, annoying brats, and veggies. Hobbies are drawing and reading."

Momo went last. She sat up. "Greetings. I'm Momo Tsuyo-sa. I like animals, the forest, fireworks, training, and a good adrenaline rush. I hate people who don't know when to quit, fools, and society. Hobbies..." Momo cut off to ponder.

'She won't talk about them.' Ayumi took note. "Hobbies are not beating the neighborhood rich kids into unrecognizable carcasses."

Momo giggled. "I know. I wasn't going to say that, hoe."

"Ok now that we know who is who and stuff about each other, we need to do two things. Give you all the junk in the box. And..." I sigh, as Momo and Ayumi giggled from beneath the pillows they tried to smother each other with.

"And what?" The Akasuna prick asked.

"Sleeping arrangements."

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QotC: How would you arrange a house to fit the Akatsuki?

My answer: Just as it says in the chapter