Chapter 11: Drunks and Secrets

Ayumi's POV

My phone began it's obnoxious chorus of 'The Reason'. I looked at the annoying contact picture. I wrinkled my nose, and ignore the call. The ugly picture disappeared as my phone was placed on the little coffee table Momo likes jumping over. My head shaking at the group, my two best friends drunk.

Hidan, for some reason, is completely naked. Deidara and Momo were pointing at random things, laughing and making horrible jokes. Tobi continued his own annoying chorus of 'I Am A Superstar', Kisame was casually flirting with a half conscious Zetsu. Which was hilarious, if Tobi didn't make it better by telling Kisame, "Zesu belons o Obi! Ony Obi!" His drunk slurred made it hard not to laugh. Itachi continuously stared at a plant, and would ask it "How's it going?"

I had, like the frustrating person I am, grabbed my phone and started recording as soon as Tobi and Kisame bickered over an intoxicated Zetsu. It took about half an hour before they all crashed on the floor.

I walked over to the couch, and decided whether to leave the drunks alone or kick them off. My inner Momo kicked in, and I pushed Deidara and Momo onto the floor. I sat on the couch, and watched the recording of the drinkers. I smirked and laughed as quietly as I could.

I headed to the kitchen for some Mountain Dew. I smirked to myself as I poured the soda into a glass and headed back to the living room. My smirk turned into a genuine smile as I saw most of the drunks were hugging someone. Hidan was face down on the coffee table. Tobi's head rested on an unconscious Zetsu's back, Itachi was fast sleep against Kisame's massive back, and Kurayami lay peacefully in the pale man's lap, Deidara and Momo were curled up near Tobi and Zetsu, it was something like this that makes you enjoy having friends... And alcoholic instigators around.

I pulled out my phone, and took the beautiful picture. I decided to be daring, 'If I can live with two maniacs, then this shouldn't be so bad.' I go in dangerously close to the sleeping group. Taking pictures of the adorableness they had in their faces, it was something like this that will probably get my throat torn out.

I sigh. My eyes wander over to the laundry room. I open the door, and grab some blankets. I tuck them on the sleeping figures, watching as they snuggled even closer together.

"Huh?" Sounds like someone was walking down steps. I swear if Momo let more animals in the house again... I walk over to the walls, walking along them, trying to find the sound. I stop, and look at the basement. The door was in several different parts around the doorway.

"Oh no." I race down the steps, only to see the red head Sasori standing there, and looking through a box.

"How did you get in here?!" I shouted. This is a private room, no one is allowed to enter, and he busted down the door!

"You didn't see the door?" This damned prick...

"You can't just go breaking down doors in someone's house!"

"Did you not say that we can do as we please? And I'm quite sure your friend Momo has broken down a couple doors here." Anger grew in the puppet's voice. He had me there.

"There's another reason you came down here... A real reason." Man, sometimes it's good to be friends with people who get put on the spot.

"Hmph. I came down here to find out why the door was locked up so tight."He smart a**ed me

"To keep nosey people out." I refer to him and the two the that stay with me.

"Nice try, brat. But you'll have to figure out a better explanation than that." Damnit, why couldn't he be stupid like Tobi!

"... Follow me then."

"Hmhp."

The red haired man followed me, arms crossed in annoyance. A metal closet sat quietly in the corner. Waiting to be opened again. My hands touched the cold metal handles, trying to pry open the doors.

"Tch. No wonder no-one takes you seriously." He shoved me aside, and took my place. Thin blue strings formed form his fingers, and locked onto the handles. With a flick of his wrist, the doors swung open, and his mouth twisted into a grimace.

"Brat..." Sasori muttered.

"Y-yes?" I managed.

Sasori reached into the open closet, he grabbed a scroll. He examined it, and scowled.

"How did these get here?" Impatience rang off his words. I felt in danger. I tensed, a cold hand touched my chin, and yanked me forward. Making me meet brown eyes with no life.

"If you know anything about how we got here, or why... I suggest you tell me now, little girl." My breathing stopped, I couldn't move. My words stuck in my throat, fear shook me to my very core.

The door bell rang, and it greatly annoyed the aggressive puppet. His hand slid off my face, I could feel the welts from his grip forming. The chill of his hand still lingered.

"I suggest you get the door," I nodded my head. Following quietly behind the man, my eyes kept watching his hair move slowly, he was testing me. Should I tell the others later? Or just keep my mouth shut? Too deep in thought, I run in to the Akatsuki man. He didn't even glance back, he strolled away. Just like that. Threaten and then act like a... Prick. The door continued to be beaten by whoever was outside.

I opened it up revealing Hallie, and several other people.

"Why is she," Hallie pointed over to Momo, "Curled up with that guy?" She asked. The younger people behind her peered into the house over her shoulder.

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If you haven't noticed, I changed my name form Akatsukiluver02 to AnimeLuver02, because I'm going to write more than just Naruto/ Akatsuki stories.

But the chapter... short but weird. Right? This would happen to the people that Kura, Momo, and Ayumi are based on. Trying to satisfy what I think would be the readers needs.

I haven't been uploading, because I have major writers block. Gomenasai!!! (￣^￣)ゞ

That's all!

Ja ne~

AnimeLuver02

QotC: How do you think you would act when you are drunk?

My answer: I don't know and I don't wanna, but I think I would just pass out... I'm a lame drunk XD