Chapter 10: Drunk Akatsuki = Very Bad

3rd POV

It was about three in the afternoon, and Kisame had an idea. Everyone was in the living room playing the Xbox, arguing, reading, talking, or doing nothing. Kisame was doing nothing.

"Hey, you guys have any thing to drink?" He asked the girls, he approached the back of the couch. The shark man jumped back a little when Kurayami let out a sharp curse.

"Um...?" The redhead pondered, not sure if they had any alcohol, and if there was. Where was it? The blonde sighed, she paused the violent game. She stood up.

"You are so forgetful, it's sad." She looked into the girl's brown eyes. She received a tongue sticking out at her.

"Get some bottles, Momo." Kurayami growled, annoyed at the fact Momo paused the game.

Momo came back, carrying several cases of varying types. "Since we're all in the same room, why don't we do something like Truth or Dare?" Momo suggested.

Ayumi began to panic. "No! Playing truth or dare is a bad idea!"

"Why?" The blonde asked, she already knew the answer.

"Y-your dares are insane! And Kurayami's are just as bad. L-let's make a rule, you can only pick truth once every two rounds!"

"Fine. Just don't start sobbing at a dare. And we better play "Drink Up If..."

"What's that?" Ayumi asked the blonde.

"A game my cousin taught me. He plays it with his friends when they play Truth or Dare. It's easy, I promise."

"Sounds like fun." Kisame smirked.

"Might as well." Kurayami sighed.

All the Akatsuki members in a large circle in the middle of the living room. Kakazu and Sasori refused to play. Pain and Nagato were no where to be found.

"Puppets don't drink." Sasori sneered, and refused the invite.

"Why are you such a butt, Danna un?" Deidara asked his danna, clearly annoyed at the fact he refused to play.

"I don't drink with Hidan." Kakazu explained before he shot a dirty look at Hidan. Hidan returned it by flipping the bird.

"Old people suck." Kurayami sighed.

"So how do we play?" Ayumi asked, examining the writing in the bottle.

"Easy. I'll ask a question, like... "Drink if you ever kissed someone by accident'. Then those who did, drink. Those who didn't don't drink. An easier way to loosen up for Truths."

Nods and mummers in agreement went around. A bottle was passed to everyone in the circle.

"Okay... Drink if you ever kissed a relative." Deidara and Momo didn't drink.

"Drink if you ever dated someone who really didn't like." Everyone but Momo drank.

"Drink if you woke up in a weird place." Everyone drank. The game went on for a while, laughing at those who did drink, those who didn't. Making jokes, and asking questions.

"All right, let's start!" Ayumi giggled, a little tipsy. She spun a bottle someone emptied.

One.... Two.... Three.... Four... It stopped. It pointed at the Uchiha.

"Itachi, you start." Momo said still laughing at the last question, 'Drink if you ever made out (or tried to) with the wrong person.'

"Hn." Was all he replied before the bottle spun seven times, landing on his partner. Smirks went around.

"Dare!" The shark man said fearlessly.

"Sing 'I'm A Little Teapot'... With the motions."

"That it?" Zetsu questioned.

With that, the shark man began the embarrassing dance to the Teapot dance.

Laughter broke out among the group, the man's blue skin became tinted with pink.

"All right, my turn to spin." Kisame sighed embarrassed still. His large hand spun the cerulean glass bottle.

One time...

Two times...

Three times...

Then, it pointed to Kura.

"Dare."

"Kurayami... I dare you... To try to make Itachi have any emotion!"

She looked at Itachi, then Kisame. Then Itachi, and Kisame.

"Say what?!" Her onyx eyes widened. Panic began to hit her, then she caught Momo's eye. And got that look. Of all the looks, she gets that look. It's her only option. With a sigh, she got an evil look in her eyes.

"Itachi-Kun~" she sang in a sexy manor, crawling over to the Uchiha. She sat down in his lap, her back to him. "Let's go play~" she reached behind her head and caressed his hair, her back pressed against his chest. Her face nuzzling his pale neck. His eyes slightly widened, but not very noticeably. The ravenette noticed, but decided to keep going to screw with the Uchiha's mind. She spun in his lap, her legs on each side of him.

"I'm dying to have a little 'fun'..." She pulled on Itachi's collar, their breaths practically mingled. Faces millimeters apart.

"K-Kurayami... Please s-stop." He stuttered.

"Damn, you are such a whore." The blonde girl teased her friend.

"Learned it by watching you." The ravenette shot back as she walked over to her spot. Momo's eyes narrowed, but a smile played on her lips. The bottle spun.

One time...

Two times...

Three times...

Everyone's gazes followed bottle to... Tobi. "Tobi is a good boy, but not a stupid boy!" Deidara snorted in a mocking manor.

"Tobi picks truth!"

"... Hmm... Fine. What's the craziest pickup line you have ever used? Who was it on, and why did you use it?"

"Well... Tobi was talking to a really pretty girl once. So Tobi said, "Tobi is good at making Tobi disappear, but Tobi can also make your clothes disappear." Tobi just wanted to have a pretty girlfriend."

Laughter broke out.

"That is actually pretty good Tobi! It would work on a drunken whore, but it's pretty good!" Momo laughed, and put a hand on the masked man's shoulder.

"Really? Thank you Momo-chan!" They laughed, and Tobi spun.

"Should have seen that coming. Hmm." The blonde man groaned as the bottle pointed at him.

"Truth or Dare, Senpai?"

"Dare."

'Knock Knock Knock'

"Uh, pause the game for a sec." Ayumi stood up, walking away from the circle. She opened the white washed door to see two young boys at the door.

"Sorry to bother you, lady. But we heard a rumor some weirdos were trying to break in here." The raven boy said.

"Ah," Ayumi was taken back a little,"No one has tried to break in here, but I do have some guests from out of town staying with me." She looked between the boys, one looked aa little Momo. One a little Kura.

"Give in, Akuma!" "No! You're not the winning!"

"Well, if any other rumors happen to pass by you two, lemme know. Good day." Ayumi hurriedly closed the door, and ran back to the living room.

"Oh no." She was witnessing Momo and Kurayami wrestling, with only undergarments on, and the Akatsuki cheering them on!

"Get 'em!" "Kill da bitch!" Several comments were thrown out. She looked over to see Deidara naked, and blushed. Momo had her legs wrapped around the ravenette's neck.

"O-kay... I GIVE!" Kura gasped, and fell on the floor.

"Didn't I say pause the game?!" Ayumi sat down, annoyed with the fact she was left out.

"Sorry, we got tired of waiting, so we continued." Kisame apologized. "Tobi dared Deidara to do a strip tease, and Deidara dared Momo to wrestle Kura almost naked."

Ayumi only stared annoyed at him. "Spin Momo." The triumphant blonde spun the bottle, as she chugged her Rolling Rock. And the borrowed stopped.

"Ayumi... Truth or Dare?"

Be brave. Be brave. Be brave! "Dare!"

"Ho oh! We finally found a backbone, eh? All right! I dare you... To eat a piece of toilet paper... Dipped in toilet water." Ayumi's eyes widened. Momo stood up, and walked to the bathroom. She returned momentarily to the group. In her hand was a dripping sheet of toilet paper.

"Eat it." A fearsome look grew in her eyes. Her redheaded friend took the paper in her quivering hand. She lifted her head back, and dropped the soggy paper in her mouth. She chewed, disgusted. She gulped, and swallowed.

"You are such," she chugged the bottle next to her,"A b****." Ayumi snarled.

Momo simply smiled, and bowed.

"I haven't even pulled out my best ones yet."

'Ring ring ring'

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Clift hanger! I had the worst writters block plus laziness when writing this.

Ja ne~

AkatsukiLuver02

QotC: What would you do if there was a drunk girl on your driveway, holding a red cat? (Random, I know)

My answer: Kick the girl a couple of times and if she doesn't get up, I take the cat inside my house and name it Sasori. <3