3rd POV

Once the Akatsuki were given their belongings from the box, the strange trio tried figure out where each person would sleep.

"There are five spare rooms, with two beds in each room,"Ayumi announced.

"You are to stay with our partners, so they will be the one you share a room with," Pain finished.

"Okay, but what rooms do the partners sleep in?" Momo asked while examining the drool she left on the pillow.

"I do not have a partner," The skinny red haired man sighed.

"You can stay in Kura's, Momo's, or mine. I would suggest mine since I have enough room to put another bed, plus I have a couch."

"Alright," Ayumi smiled as she started heading upstairs. Once she came back with writing materials, she started writing the names on the piece of paper. It stated:

Sasori & Deidara - Second floor/second room on the Right

Itachi & Kisame - Second floor/second room on the Left

Zetsu & Tobi - Second floor/third room on the Right

Hidan & Kakuzu - Second floor/third room on the Left

Pein & Konan - Second floor/last room on the Right

Momo - First floor/first room on the Right

The blonde took the marker from the red haired woman, and started drawing on the sign with Kurayami's name on it.

Kurayami (Double D) - First floor/last room on the Left

Ayumi and Nagato - Second floor/ master bed room, first door on the Right

Ayumi walked to each of the rooms and put the paper of the door of the refrigerator.

"There! All done. You'll stay in the room you are assigned to. That means you too, Momo," Ayumi stated, and most of the members headed to their rooms. Deidara, Tobi, Hidan, and Nagato remained where they sat instead.

"Okay well, now what?" Kurayami asked. Momo had a smirk grow across her face, looking at the raven.

"Hn, don't look at me like that."

"Don't tell me what to do."

"Are you two going to tear into each other again?" Nagato asked, a little uneasy.

"Feeling brave, Akuma?" The blonde smiled with the kindness of a mad man before he kills.

"You," the raven yanked Tsuyo-sa by the collar of her shirt, "you should watch your tone." Kura growled at Momo.

"This sorta thing happen often, yeah?" Deidara asked, arms folded in a half interested manor.

"Started long before I met these psychopaths," Ayumi, her jovial tone never wavering.

"This reminds Tobi of when Deidara-senpai and Hidan-senpai fight!"

"Shut the fuck up, lollipop fucker," Hidan sighed.

Momo's head tilted back to look at the man. Kurayami's grip refused to loosen up.

"I need a favor, psycho. I need people to sacrifice for my damn religion," Hidan looked at the blonde.

"I know plenty of people who deserve an angry and bloody death," Momo giggled as she fell to the floor, finally freeing herself of Kurayami's grasp.

"The neighborhood kids don't count," The red haired girl scolded the blond.

"They're loud, noisy, nosey, and irritating. And there's way too many of them. They're like fucking rabbits."

"So can I fucking sacrifice them or not?!" the Jashinist's frustration grew as the girls bickered about the neighborhood residents.

"Not exactly. We have different rules here. We have very strict laws about killing and harming each other. And if you slip up and get caught..." Ayumi paused. "There might be a way... But it means you're gonna have to take Momo with you."

"Why would he have to take Momo with him, un?" The blond man asked, his arms still folded.

Several more times was the question asked. "Yeah, why would I have to go?" Momo asked. Her head cocked to the side in confusion.

"You know why," Kurayami growled. The blonde thought about it. A groan escaped her lips, and she rested her head (with a slam) on the coffee table.

"Why?"

"Because, you're the only one who can get in, get out, and make it seem like an accident." The raven answered in an unamused tone.

"I'm still confused... Yeah."

"I'll explain everything at some point," Ayumi said, and turned towards the Raven and the dog. "If you two are going to fight, go to the park. And this time, Momo..." Ayumi's face hit a tinge of anger. Her glare made into a fierce looking creature. Her glare was all the words she needed, but the blonde only giggled and nodded her head. Her face returned to it's placid, and jovial look.

The dog, the raven, and the scorpion nodded at each other, two take their leave, and one stayed with the guests.

=°= Timeskip - at the park =°=

Kurayami's POV

Once Momo and I were at the park, we went to a bench that was close to a vacant field of grass, I didn't want to end up knocking out a little kid. Or Momo tearing apart some pot head. Again...

I'm getting really pumped for this match. I've been itching for a real rematch, and the dog was up for a real fight. Momo shed her navy blue hoodie, and I unzipped my black jacket. I took my position as the challenger, Momo walked away. She turned on her heels as I bellowed her name.

"Momo!"

"Kurayami!"

Time seemed to stop as we stood, the wind began to pick up. Our hair carried on the zephyr gently, our faces grew stoic as we watched each other's fiery spirits grow in our eyes. I charged, one thought on my mind. Win... Win... Win!

My foot made connection with a tightened fist. The kick was returned, at my head, my arm shot up in defensive manor. The blonde twisted her body like a cold blood serpentine. Her foot collided dead on to my stomach, and I was sent flying. I slide backwards on my side, and open my eyes to see Momo looming over me. I rashly roll out from under the foot that's trying to squish me. I get up, and noticed that some people had begun to surround the grass field. Not caring about the watchers, I get back into my fighting stance.

I ran at her with all my might and threw a punch at her face. She simply cocked her head slightly, underestimating the punch, and I twisted my arm so my fist moved towards her face. I was able to slightly scratch her face, due to her reflexes. She retaliated by upper cutting me in the stomach. I jumped back a few feet. Her eyes closed slowly, her mouth moved in a slow intimidating manor.

"IT'S OVER!" Her eyes opened and they seemed as if the blue lightning had been replaced with a deep shade of lust... A lust for death and blood. She ran at me, I couldn't even think, damn! I fell for it! I freeze up, and she lands another kick to my legs, and I collapse on the ground. She jumps back, and gives me some space. I get back up, hoping my plan will work.

I pretend to give up on the fight, and start walking to the girl.

In the matter of seconds, my fist was in her hand, and my arm was behind my back, while I was on the floor.

"Good fight, Kurayami," she said releasing my arm. She's dead wrong if she thinks this is over. I slowly got up as she continued walking, but stopped as soon as she sensed that I was up and standing.

"So, you still got some fighting spirit in ya, Akuma. Good, We've still got some time ," She cracked her neck and spat out my Surname as if it were an insult. We may be best friends, but no one uses my last fucking name as an insult.

I gripped my hands so tightly, my knuckles became white. I ran at her once again, and faked throwing a punch. As soon as she moved down to avoid my fist, I kicked at her legs and she fell down face planting.

"Ow, that hurt! Now, get the fuck off me!" She yelled.

I pinned her down, shook my head head, and yelled, "Now... SAY IT!!!"

"No."

"SAY IT!" I yelled once again.

"Never. My pride shall be burnt to ashes if I do," I looked at her, and released her arms. Sympathy hit my heart. It wasn't everyday someone won sympathy from me.

"My, don't you have a tight grip, Akuma. I wonder if that helps out in some nightly activities..." She remarked with a smirk.

"Fuck you Tsuyo-sa. I'm still a virgin," I replied, with a slight blush on my face. She snickered and slipped on her hoodie, and tossed my jacket at me. I grabbed it mid-air, as it twirled around my arm. I unwrapped it, and pulled it on. The dog laughed as we headed to our Akatsuki infested household.