One thing I forgot to mention is that my two assistants, Agent Okra and Agent Oregano, sometimes joins me in this endeavor and will write the occasional "special report" for The Agent Onion.

After I took the spoof magazine online, Okra asked if she could take part from time to time, to which I said yes. After that I told Oregano that he could also participate from time to time of he wanted to, and so eventually he joined as well.

Their writing styles and senses of humor aren't exactly like mine, but it's been nice to have help from either of them during weeks when I can't come up with as many good ideas. So by request, I've decided to start including some of Okra's and Oregano's top articles in this compilation, in addition to my own. Hope you all enjoy them!

A/N Agent Okra and Agent Oregano are code names for any submissions you readers want to send in and have me publish. This is not to be confused with ideas you share in the comments that I can choose whether to write.

Here's how this'll work. If you have a story idea, type it up and send it to me in a private message. If I like the story well enough*, I'll post it here and credit you as the author! You can also choose whether you want the article to be written by Okra or Oregano, regardless of whether you're male or female or nonbinary or something else.

Hope I get to see some submissions soon!

*Note: I may not decide to publish your story, or I may decide to make a few edits/changes to what you send. I reserve these rights as author.