"MOLLY, MOLLY, MOLLY, MOLLY!"

"Jade!? Is everything okay?" She lifted the blanket to reveal a wet patch and she looked at me wide-eyed. "St. Mungo's, now! TONKS WHERE IS SIRIUS!?"

"ON A MISSION WITH BILL! WHY!?"

"DO YOU KNOW WHERE!?" I yelled.

"YEAH, I DO!" She yelled back and Molly helped stand up.

"Tell him to meet us in St. Mungo's! My water just broke!" Molly grabbed the bag that Sirius prepared and we walked down the stairs. "Just please hurry. I doubt he will want to miss this. And get Remus while your at it."

"Anything else you need?" Tonks asked holding me upright.

"Yeah, actually. Try to see if you can get the kids to meet us in St. Mungo's. I don't care what class they're in. Tell McGonagall and Dumbledore that I won't take no for an answer." She nodded and dissaparated.

"Lily!"

"What!?"

"I'm excited!"

"You better not faint this time, James."

"I'm dead! I can't faint."

"We'll see about that."

...

~Sirius POV~

"Hey, you okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine uncle Sirius. I'm just glad we finished earlier than expected." Bill grabbed my hand and stood up. "I just need a breather."

"There's no time for a breather."

"Tonks? What are you doing here? Is Jade okay? Is she-"

"She's fine, Sirius. But the twins decided to make an early appearance." She smiled and I felt faint.

"They aren't due for another two weeks!" I yelled as Bill held me upright.

"Get off your ass and let's go, uncle Sirius! You're finally gonna be a Dad! You go to St. Mungo's, we'll get the kids and Charlie." Bill grabbed Tonks and they dissaparated.

"You're gonna a Dadfoot, Pads!"

"I'm in for a day full of bad jokes, huh?"

"Yep."

...

~Jade's POV~

"WE'RE HERE!"

"You're late." Molly scolded the boys.

"We're aware." Remus smirked and I glared at him.

"Now's not the time for jokes, Moony. And can someone get the healer! They're tearing apart my uterus right now!" I groaned as another contraction came in.

"The twins here yet?" Hermoine asked walking inside. "We just got here."

"Not yet." Sirius said kissing my forehead and I glared at him. "What?"

"You did this to me! Shouldn't you be the one giving birth!?"

"Anatomically it's impossible, little Vixen."

"I'll make it possible. A pair of scissors should do the trick." I smirked and Sirius paled.

"Ouch."

"She wouldn't."

"She totally would."

"I'm scared for Sirius."

"So am I."

...

"Sirius, I hate your ass so much right now."

"I love you too, sunshine." I glared at him and he laughed.

"Okay, Jade. One more big push and the first one will be out. I already see the head." The healer said and I pushed.

"That's it, Jade. That's my girl." Remus said wiping the sweat of my forehead.

"It's out!" The healer yelled and I was greeted with crying. I have never been so happy to hear a child cry in my entire life. "A healthy baby girl!"

In your fucking face, James!

"Rude!"

"Hush and look at Marlene. She's beautiful!"

"Lily, she's covered in blood and white stuff."

"She's still beautiful."

"I need a break." I huffed and leaned back.

"Sorry sunshine, I think Regulus wants to make an appearance." Sirius chuckled and I groaned.

"Dad, you want to cut the umbilical cord?" The doctor smiled holding Marlene and Sirius nodded crying.

"How is she?" I asked.

"Perfect. Absolutely perfect."

"I have to give Pads some credit. He hasn't fainted yet."

"That's probably because he's a wise person and hasn't looked down. Unlike SOMEBODY!"

"Three minutes, Lily! That's how long I was out!"

"Yeah, I know. I heard Sirius slap and yell at you while you were unconscious."

"Hush, little Regulus is coming."

"You ready for baby number two, Jade?" The healer asked and I glared at him.

"Like I have a fucking choice? Just get this baby out of my vagina. This hurts like hell." The healer gave Sirius and Remus a look and they started laughing.

"Is she always like this?"

"Yeah, sorry. After a few years you get used to it." Remus shrugged.

"Let's be honest here, Remus. You never get used to it." Sirius chuckled and held my hand again.

"Either both of you shut the fuck up, or the pain I'm feeling right now will seem like child's play once I'm done with you two." I sneered and the healer paled. "Sorry. Having to deal with these two for like twenty years is an adventure on its own."

"The feeling's mutual, little Vixen."

"Bite me, Moony."

...

"One more, Jade. Come on!"

"IT HURTS!" I screamed and Sirius pushed my hair back while Remus wiped the sweat off my forehead.

"One more big push, sunshine. You're doing great." Sirius smiled and I glared at him. "What?"

"Just shut up. You did this to me."

"She's worse than me when I gave birth to Harry."

"Lily, you almost punched me. It's a miracle that Pads still doesn't have any broken bones."

"If Remus wasn't there, he'll probably have a lot more than just a few broken bones. He's holding her other hand, see?"

"True. She's taking it better than expected."

"That she is."

"A healthy baby boy!" The healer yelled once Regulus started crying and I cried tears of joy. Sirius leaned down to cut the umbilical cord and he started crying too.

"Twins, huh? How far apart are they?" I smirked and Remus started laughing.

"Twelve minutes."

"In your face, James."

"RUDE!"

...

"You know, Reg kinda looks like you, sunshine."

"Yeah? And Marls looks like you. Looks like the tables were turned on this one." I chuckled and Marlene opened her eyes. "Yep, definitely her dad. She has your eyes."

"So does, Reg. Although his looks a bit more on the blue side like yours." Sirius smiled and sat down next to me. "The pups are born and I have a feeling we're gonna have our hands full with them."

"Think about it. They're the children of two Marauders, their godfather is also a Marauder and their first cousin is the descendant of Prongs. I'll be surprised if Minnie doesn't quit once they get to school." I laughed.

"Minnie? Quit? Nah, she'll look at them and then say 'bring it on'." I rolled my eyes and someone knocked on the door. "Come in!"

"We couldn't wait to see them." Ginny smiled and entered with the kids right behind them. "Who's holding who?"

"I'm holding Marlene and Sirius is holding Regulus. You wanna hold her, Ginny?" She nodded and walked towards me. "Cradle the head and you'll be okay."

Sirius smiled and handed Regulus to Harry who teared up.

"They're so beautiful." Hermoine said as Harry handed Regulus over to her. "What are their full names again?"

"Regulus Ceilo Black and Marlene Lyra Black. Named after two of the best people we knew." I smiled and Charlie teared up once he held Marlene. "You okay, Charlie?"

"You two look so happy, auntie. That's all I could ever want."

"You two are gonna have your hands full with both of them." Fred and George said and we laughed.

"You have no idea."