"I do."

"Well then! Bill, you may kiss the bride!" Sirius smiled and Bill dipped Fleur and kissed her making us all cheer.

"Are you sure it's okay to have a wedding in the middle of a war?" Harry whispered to me.

"I thought the same thing when your mum and dad got married. But if not now, when? We all deserve some happiness even if it's just for a little while." I shrugged. "Besides, I got married a week after I graduated and look at us now. Nineteen years later and still going strong."

"How the hell did you manage to put up with Sirius all these years?" Hermoine chuckled.

"Twelve years in Azkaban, five hundred mental breakdowns, a miscarriage at the age of twenty one, a war, almost getting killed by Moony, so many pranks, him dangling from a chandelier, and a lot of patience. You tell me." I smirked. "He's not all bad, y'know? That's actually me. When we started dating everyone thought it was going to be toxic because a Gryff was dating a Snake, but after two months everyone wanted to be us. We balance each other out and when we can't, we have Remus as a referee."

"How come I'm a referee!?" Remus protested.

"Because I say so. You're my mistress which means you do as I say." I shrugged.

"What I want to stop becoming your mistress?" Remus smirked and I looked at him appalled.

"You wouldn't dare! I'll start crying. Don't test me, Remus John Lupin."

"Oh no, full names again. What happened?" Sirius asked putting an arm around me.

"Remus said he wants to stop being my mistress."

"She's calling him by his name. That's never good." Solis laughed. "Why do you want to stop being her mistress?"

"I'll start crying. I'll fucking do it."

"What the hell is going on?" I heard Ron whisper to Harry.

"This happens a lot believe it or not. You get used to it." Harry whispered back.

"I love this." Ginny said laughing.

"Maybe I'm getting tired of it." Remus shrugged still smirking.

"You take that back Remus Lupin! I treat you like a queen and this is how you choose to pay me? I am appalled, offended and hurt. Honestly, you can't get a good mistress these days." I shook my head and Sirius started laughing.

"Moony, what will it take for you to become her mistress again?" Solis laughed.

"More time with my godchildren."

"DEAL!" I yelled and hugged Remus. "Sirius, I got my mistress back!"

"That you did, sunshine."

...

"We're all set?"

"Aurors are stationed in every possible entry. There's no way they're gonna get in here so easily."

"Are you sure, Moony?"

"I'm more than positive, little Vixen. Please try to enjoy yourself." Remus kissed my forehead and went to search for Solis.

"Care for a dance, auntie?" Bill smirked holding out his hand.

"Shouldn't you be dancing with your lovely bride?" I smiled as he led us to the dance floor.

"She's dancing with your husband and kids as we speak." Bill said pointing to where Sirius and Fleur were making complete fools of themselves dancing with the twins. I laughed and shook my head. "So, about that dance?"

"Yeah, yeah, lead the way. Fair warning, last time I danced was at James' wedding." I shrugged.

"Ah yes, I remember. You and James were looking like idiots the entire night. That was a fun wedding."

"Even more fun than mine?" I smirked.

"Well I was a kid, auntie. I don't remember much. By the way, did you like seeing Marlene and Regulus walking down? They looked adorable." I smiled and Bill started to spin me.

"They really did. Thanks for including them. It means a lot for Sirius and I."

"It was all Fleur's idea. She fell in love with the twins the second she met them." Bill smiled and looked behind me. "I think this idiot wants a dance. It was fun while it lasted, auntie."

"In my opinion, I look way better than you." Charlie said and started to dance with me.

"Yeah? I'm older." Bill smirked and grabbed Ginny.

"By one year, dumbass. Anyways, auntie Jade loves me more."

"If you two are gonna start punching each other again, give me a few minutes so Ginny and I can run a pool. My money's on you two getting winded after five minutes." I smirked.

"My money's on Fleur telling Bill where he should stuff his wand." Ginny shrugged.

"I like that one better. I'm rooting for that one too." I smiled but it immediately fell when the entire tent went quiet. "What the-"

"Shit. Gin stay close, I need to find Fleur." Bill pushed Ginny towards us and ran towards Fleur and Sirius. Sirius looked at me and grabbed Marlene running towards me.

"You guys okay?" We all nodded and he sighed in relief and handed me Regulus. "Where's Moony and Sunny?"

"Here!" They both said walking towards us.

"What the hell is that thing?" Remus asked pointing at the middle of the tent.

"I dunno. But it doesn't look friendly." Charlie mumbled. No shit!

"Ministry of Magic has fallen. The minister for magic is dead. They are coming. They are coming." The orb disappeared and everybody tensed up.

"Sunshine, the kids." Sirius whispered to me.

"Shit. Let's get everyone out of here. BILL!" I yelled and him and Fleur ran towards us. "I want the two of you to get out of here and take the twins with you. I'm gonna go find Harry."

"Are you mad!?"

"Possibly." I shrugged and handed Regulus to Fleur. "Sirius and I will get Harry, Ron and Hermoine out of here and then we'll come for the twins. Go to the Manor and seal yourselves in. Bill, use the charm I taught you for situations like this. We'll be back soon, okay?"

"You're barking mad, auntie." Bill said taking Marlene from Sirius and kissing my cheek. "But I know that if you're here to kick ass, it'll be quick. We'll see you at the Manor."

Suddenly Deatheaters started apparating and everyone was in a frenzy.

"Now's your chance. Get out of here!" They both nodded and left. I looked at Sirius who nodded and pulled out his wand. "You get Ron and Hermoine and I'll get Harry. That fawn's not dying on my watch."

"Ginny!" I heard Harry yell and I ran towards him pushing him back. "JADE-"

"GET OUT OF HERE! THIS IS NO TIME TO PLAY HERO! I'll take care of Ginny, okay? I swear on my life that I'll take care of her. But I need you, Ron and Hermoine to dissaparate. I don't care where but just get out of here. Head to Grimmuald Place. Sirius and I will meet you there after we get the twins!" I said and punched a Deatheater. "You lay one hand on my godson and the seventh layer of hell will seem like fucking heaven with angels singing to you. BACK OFF!"

"But-"

"Harry just go! We'll be okay." I pushed him towards Ron and Hermoine. "Hermoine, I know he won't listen but you will. Dissaparate and when you feel safe, head to Grimmuald Place. Okay?"

She nodded grabbing their hands and they dissaparated making me sigh in relief. I ran towards Remus and Sirius who were back to back hexing Deatheaters. Aww, kicking ass together just like old times. That's cute.

"NOT THE TIME!"

Right. Sorry!

"Need some help?" I asked and joined them.

"PLEASE!" They yelled.

"This is where the fun begins. Sirius, you see that pole? Knock it down. It'll hit the three deatheaters who are after Charlie. Remus, make sure your next hex hits slightly to the right. That way, Sunny can get Ginny and Luna out of here. And whatever you do, stay close to me."

"How the hell do you calculate things so fast!?" Sirius asked.

"I'm a Slytherin. It's in my nature. And as James and I always say, a Potter plan never fails." I shrugged and kicked a Deatheater in the groin. "Sorry! Wearing stilettos!"

"You're not sorry, Jade!" Remus laughed and I shrugged.

"You're right. I'm not."

...

"Bill? Fleur?"

"Here!" Sirius and I sighed in relief and ran towards the kitchen.

"How's everyone? Jade, sit. You've got an angry scrape on your face and it's bleeding." Fleur grabbed my arm and I sighed taking off my shoes and sitting down. "I can clean it up if you want."

"I'd appreciate it, thanks." I smiled softly and she nodded.

"What happened after we left?" Bill asked worriedly.

"It was hell. Everyone's okay, except for the aurors that were outside. They're dead. Your family's okay. They forced Vixen and I to leave." Sirius mumbled loosening his tie. "We're just here to get the twins and meet up with the Trio at Grimmuald Place."

"They're still running around. Those two have a lot of energy." Fleur smiled and cleaned the blood from my face.

"I'm sorry this happened on your wedding day." I mumbled.

"It's okay, auntie. The important thing is that everyone is safe. That's all that matter to us." Bill smiled and Fleur nodded hugging me. "Now if you two want to catch up to them, I suggest you go."

"We will. Feel free to stay here for the night if you want. Cast some protection spells just in case and keep an eye out."

"We will."

...

"Bambi? You in here?"

"Kitchen." We heard him say and Sirius and I ran towards the kitchen.

"Oh thank Merlin you three are okay." Sirius sighed in relief and hugged Harry. I however tensed at the locket in the table.

"Bambi, what's that?" I asked handing Regulus to Hermoine who gladly took him and started to entertain him.

"Read this." Ron handed me a piece of parchment and my heart clenched.

"To the Dark Lord,

I know I will be dead long before you read this, but I want you to know that it was I who discovered your secret. I have stolen the real Horcrux and intend to destroy it as soon as I can. I face death in the hope that when you meet your match, you will be mortal once more.

-R. A. B."

"Regulus Arcturus Black, you stupid, stupid son of a bitch." I cried and showed Sirius the note.

"Reg you fucking idiot." Sirius mumbled and looked at the ceiling. "You damn son of a bitch, little brother. Stop being dramatic."

"He's a Black. It's in their nature." I chuckled wiping my tears.

"The questions is of he really did destroy the real Horcrux." Hermoine said and I shook my head.

"He didn't. It's still out there somewhere." I said and heard something fall and sighed. "Come on out, Kreacher. It's only us."

Harry opened the door and pulled Kreacher out.

"You weren't spying on us, have you!?"

"Kreacher has been watching." He mumbled and I rolled my eyes.

"Of course you have." I mumbled.

"Maybe he knows where the real locket is." Hermoine stood up and sat Regulus on the floor.

"Good luck trying to get words out of him." I shrugged and felt Regulus hug my leg. "Hey there, pup."

"Up!" He giggled and I smiled picking him up.

"You've ever seen this before!?" Harry showed Kreacher the locket and he lowered his head. "Kreacher!"

"You think he'll talk?" Sirius asked me.

"If he doesn't, I'll mention Regulus and he'll sing like a canary." I shrugged.

"Master Regulus' locket."

"But there were two, weren't there? Where's the other one?" Harry asked.

"It was here. In this house." Kreacher whispered and caught a glimpse of me and Sirius. "You-"

"Yeah yeah, the bastard son and the worthless blood-traitor according to my lovely mother. We've been over this various times two years ago." Sirius rolled his eyes and I laughed. "Tell us where the locket is, Kreacher."

"Did someone take it?" I asked.

"He came in the night. He took many things, including the locket."

"Who did!? Who was it Kreacher?" Harry asked gently.

"Mundungus. Mumdungus Fletcher." Kreacher sneered and I felt my blood boil.

"THAT GIT!" I yelled and Sirius had to calm me down. "HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S- OH WHAT AM I SAYING OF COURSE HE KNOWS! THAT INSUFFERABLE LITTLE-"

"VIX! The kids!" Sirius exclaimed pointing to Marlene and Regulus who were already looking at me in curiosity. I sighed and nodded.

"Find him." I demanded. "For Regulus."

Kreacher nodded and disappeared.

...

"How long has it been?"

"Two days." I mumbled and heard yelling. "Well, looks like it's my lucky day. MUNDUNGUS! I HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOU!"

"What the- OH MERLÍN THIS IS HILARIOUS!" Sirius yelled and started laughing at Kreacher and another house elf wrestling with Mundungus.

"Dobby was only trying to help! And Dobby saw Kreacher in Diagon Alley which Dobby thought was curious. And then, Dobby heard Kreacher mention Harry Potter's name and then Dobby saw Kreacher talking with the thief-"

"You foul-"

"Finish that sentence. I fucking dare you." I sneered and pulled out my wand. "HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!? HOW DARE YOU TAKE IT!? WHERE IS IT!? YOU INSUFFERABLE BLOODY-"

"Jade, calm down." Harry and Sirius pulled me back and I shot daggers at Mundungus who looked everywhere but me.

"You're a thief and now everyone knows it." Ron glared.

"Tell the truth, Mundungus. Or you'll have to answer to my lovely wife and she's not feeling nice today." Sirius shrugged and I smirked.

"Jade!? Almost didn't recognized you with that silver hair! Is that a new tattoo on your neck? It looks-"

"Nip it, Mundungus." I spat and he tensed up. "You turned this place over, don't deny it."

"You found a locket right?" Harry sneered and Mundungus didn't answer. "I'd speak if I were you. My godmother here is getting angry. When she gets angry, people die."

"I did! And boy, was it valuable."

"OKAY THAT TEARS IT! FOR ONCE I'M GLAD THE TWINS CAN SLEEP THROUGH A HURRICANE!" I grabbed Mundungus by the collar and pushed him against the wall. "Listen here and listen good. You best tell me where the damn locket is or so help me Merlin I'll kill you the only way I know how. Slowly and painfully. I'll torture you to the brink of insanity and just when you've thought you had enough, I'll come back angrier and more relentless. Your worst nightmares will seem like you're dreaming of angels compared to what I'm capable of doing to you. Now, tell me where the locket is. Now."

"Sirius, your wife has no fear. I'm bloody terrified of her right now." I heard Ron whisper to Sirius who started laughing.

"You have no idea.She could probably make Voldemort piss his pants by just one look."

"Who did you sell it to?" Harry asked walking towards Mundungus. He shook his head and I pushed him onto the wall again.

"The woman looked like a toad." I tensed and threw Mundungus onto the floor.

"Kreacher, take care of him." I smirked and Kreacher grabbed a pan and started hitting Mundungus with it making me laugh.

"Vix, you're getting that look in your eyes again." Sirius said pulling me away from Mundungus. "What are you thinking?"

"That if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. It's time Umbitch and I have a little chat."