"We've got injured! Molly, you in here!?"

"I just put the twins to sleep. I would appreciate it if you don't scream and- OH MERLIN! BILL!" Molly yelled and helped us keep Bill upright. "What happened?"

"Just a scratch, Mum." He smirked and I glared at him.

"Lucius Malfoy ring any bells? After I threw Bellatrix into the Veil, he went batshit crazy." I said and heard the twins start to cry. "I got it."

"No way. You're injured too. I'll bring them down." Sirius said and I nodded walking into the kitchen.

"I swear Mum! It's just a scratch!"

"It's always a scratch with you." Molly rolled her eyes and I chuckled looking at the ceiling.

"Sound familiar?"

"Bill takes so much after Jade, it's ridiculous!"

"He is closer to her out of all the Weasleys. It makes sense."

"Guess who wants to be with Mum?" Sirius smiled and handed me Regulus. "Definitely a momma's boy."

"Just like Marlene's a daddy's girl, so shut it. And give me your wand."

"Why? What happened to yours?" Sirius asked and handed me his wand.

"Mine feels weird after I crucio'd Bellatrix. I should've thought twice before casting that spell." I shrugged and helped Molly heal Bill. "There's a potion in the upstairs bathroom that should help heal those cuts properly. I suggest you take it before you go to bed."

"I will. Thanks, auntie. And you threw Bellatrix into the veil? That's impressive." He smiled and stood up.

"So that's why the room got colder! She was threatening someone!" Tonks laughed and wrapped Charlie's hand.

"Probably."

...

"I'm here for one reason and one reason only, Dumbledore. And that is to make sure that my godson comes to live with me."

"Jade-"

"You promised that when Sirius was free, he would come live with us. Well guess what? Sirius' a free man, we have a family and my family won't be complete without Harry. Now, you're gonna write to Petunia and say that I'm gonna take my godson from him. Do I make myself clear?" I glared and he looked down.

"Now's really not the time, Jade. You must understand that-"

"No, you understand. You said that I wasn't able to take care of Harry alone. But then again, was as I ever alone? If my memory serves me right, Remus was with me those twelve years that Sirius was locked up. Funny, right? So I'm gonna save you the pain because you must have a lot of that right now, and I'm gonna make your life easier. I'm gonna go tell Harry that he will come live with us, and you'll stay here and tend to your wounded ego. Great? Great. Lovely chat, Albus. See you in the next meeting." I smirked and he sighed.

"Very well. You and Sirius can take care of Harry. But please-"

"Yeah, yeah, I know the drill. Make sure he's safe and watch out for potential threats. You want me to have a secretkeeper too?" I crossed my arms glaring at him. "You do know that like ninety-nine percent of his traumas are your fault, right? I'm just saying."

"TELL IT LIKE IT IS, DIDI!"

...

"What are you doing?"

"Come look at them, sunshine! I just gave them a bath." Sirius smiled and I walked inside the nursery.

"Both of them? And they didn't fuss?" I asked and he nodded. "That's it, I suck as a parent. And they look adorable like that."

"No you don't, Jade. You're an amazing parent." Sirius said putting an arm around me and I sighed picking up Marlene when she started to fuss. "See!? She loves you!"

"Give it a second. She always pukes on me."

"And Reg always pukes on me. It's mutual now." Sirius shrugged and I chuckled. "I can deal with the chubby cheeks, the crying and the hair pulling, but it's the diapers and vomit that gets to me. Especially the diapers. Which reminds me, we need to buy more."

"I'll add it to the list. Anything else we need?" I smirked.

"Ummm, more washcloths, baby oil, baby shampoo, and why are you looking at me like that?"

"Nothing, nothing." I laughed and dressed Marlene. "Absolutely no reason at all."

"There's a reason. Tell me." Sirius dressed Regulus and I laughed. "See? I knew it!"

"I just never thought I'd see the day where you would worry more about diapers than your hair."

"What do you think the baby oil is for? I'm tired of using Sleekeazy, sunshine! I've been using that the majority of my life." Sirius said and I rolled my eyes.

"SEE!? SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS!"

"Your dad invented Sleekeazy and yet your hair looks like that."

"What's that supposed to mean!?"

"Nothing."

"Now where were you today? Sunny was looking for you."

"Shit, I almost forgot! I have news!" I said excitedly.

"And that is?"

"I convinced Dumbledore to let Harry move in with us! Isn't that great!?" He looked at me in shock and almost dropped Regulus. "You drop my son, I'll push you into the veil myself."

"How did you-"

"I have information, and lots of it. It could be extremely valuable to the right people. They give me what I want and I don't say shit." I shrugged and Sirius looked at me terrified.

"You still scare me, y'know?" I laughed and he took a step back.

"I know. And I don't care."

...

"Jade Black?"

"Yeah? Make this quick Lewis, I have two fussy boys and my children to get back to." I smirked and walked into his office.

Let me explain. I've said time and time again that I have friends in dark places and people who owe me favors, right? He's one of those people. And he has a lot of favors to cash in.

"I'm scared."

"Shut up, Lily. This is about Umbitch."

"Okay, I'm not scared anymore."

"I did what you asked and I found it." He handed me some parchment and I read it.

"So does this mean-"

"Yes. We can incarcerate her for her crimes against muggleborns, half-bloods and among others." He leaned back and I glared at him.

"Don't interrupt. And the werewolves? What about that? Remember we're trying to eradicate that decree too."

"I've done all and I can, but-"

"No, you haven't. She's not locked up, is she? My godson is taking a test with her as we speak. So tell you what? You find a way to eradicate the werewolf decree and lock her up in Azkaban and I'll cancel all other favors you owe me." I smirked and shrugged. "I'd do it fast if I were you. The faster we do this, the faster I'm out of your life for good, Lewis. Don't you want that?"

"I can't promise I'll be able to eradicate the decree on its whole, but I think I'm able to convince people who could. How's that sound?"

"And Umbitch?"

"We'll have her locked up in a few more days. I'll see to it personally." I nodded and stood up. "We have a deal?"

"Yes. And remember, you made an unbreakable vow. You break it, you die." I smirked and shook his hand. "Pleasure doing business with you."

"The feeling's somewhat mutual." I laughed and left his office with a skip in my step.

You see what happens when you mess with my boys? You get bit. And my bite is lethal.

"Well, I guess that settles that problem. I think even Voldemort will fear her."

"If he doesn't, she'll definitely make him fear her."