"BELLATRIX LESTRANGE COME AND GET ME YOU BITCH!"

"There's no need to yell, you know?" Sirius mumbled walking next to me. "She'll come. We just have to wait."

"You called?" I turned around to find Bellatrix smirking at me. "Look at the happy couple. How's my favorite cousin?"

"I was doing just great until I saw your face. How's the rat?"

"You should know." Bellatrix shrugged and looked at me. "You called?"

"I'm here to settle this once and for all. He's just here to drag your corpse to the gates of hell." I smirked. "Shall we?"

"You first."

...

~Sirius POV~

"WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING!?"

"Teaching my cousin a lesson. And when the hell did you get here?" I asked Remus who was pacing.

"Just now. It's happening. She needs to settle this some other day." We looked at Jade and Bellatrix and their spells collided sending them both to the floor. "SHIT!"

"JADE!" We ran towards her and hoisted her up. "You can settle this another time. We have to go!"

"Fuck off, Pads. I'm settling this right now." She brushed us off but Remus held her back. "Remus Lupin, let me go before you're caught in this damn crossfire."

"I wish I could, but it's happening right now. Prongs is driving her to the hospital." Remus whispered to us and Jade tensed.

"You two go ahead. I might be a little late for supper. I'm not letting my godson breathe the same air as this demon."

"I don't want to have to do this, Jade. But you're giving me no choice." I grabbed her hand and we apparated to the nearest muggle hospital.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?" Jade yelled at us and Remus sighed walking inside and leading us to Lily's room. "I had her right there!"

"Your spells collided. She could've killed you. You can kill her after you meet your godson." I rolled my eyes and saw James pacing in the hallways. "Are we too late?"

"No. She just started pushing. I was kicked out for asking so many questions. The doctor and nurse know we're wizards. Doctor's a squib and the nurse has a son who started school last year." James said sitting down. "She's waiting for you, Didi. She refuses to push if you're not there."

"Come on, Prongs. It's time to meet your son."

...

~Jade's POV~

"We'll look who decided to show up!" Lily yelled at me. "Where the hell were you?"

"Meeting with the in-laws. As you can see it went better than expected." I smirked and sat down next to her. "You ready?"

"I've been ready for thirty minutes. James is the one who's having panic attacks."

"And with good reason!" James yelled and the doctor walked in.

"She's the godmother?" I nodded. "Nice to meet you. You must really mean a lot to her if she refuses to push without you."

"Godmother and apparently midwife. I'm one of the sane ones in this family. I'm mostly here to make sure that my twin brother doesn't do something stupid." I shrugged.

"Is your family always this chaotic?"

"You have no idea."

...

"James, I hate your ass so much."

"I love you too, Lily." James wiped the sweat of her forehead and looked at me. "Wanna explain what happened to you and why you have dried blood on your forehead and arms?"

"We might wanna have this conversation after your son is born, James. Lily might not appreciate me talking about my in-laws while she's giving birth." I shrugged.

"You're damn right I don't! WHY DOES IT HURT SO DAMN MUCH!" Lily yelled and the doctor looked up in fear.

"Lily, your vagina's pushing out a baby the size of a watermelon. Do you really want me to explain this to you right now?"

"Not helping, Jade." Lily glared at me and I backed down. James looked down and paled.

"James, if you pass out right now, so help me Merlin, I'll hex you." James passed out and I sighed. "You're gonna be okay for a few minutes?"

"Do I have a choice?" I let go of Lily's hand and dragged James out the room.

"Is Harry here yet!?"

"Not yet. I'm letting you three take care of Prongs while I make sure Lily hasn't killed the doctor yet." I rolled my eyes and walked back inside.

"Shes crowning. It's only a matter of time." The doctor said and I immediately ran towards Lily.

"Just a few more, Lils." I held her hand and she sighed looking at the ceiling. "You can do it, Lils."

"I want to see you giving birth. That's all I want to see. After that, I don't care." Lily chuckled and started to push again. After a few more minutes, we heard crying and Lily smiled and leaned back.

"A healthy baby boy." The doctor smiled and cut the umbilical cord. "We'll go clean him up."

"Want me to get James?" She nodded and I left wiping the sweat and blood of my forehead. "Harry's here."

"And James is waking up now. Talk about ironies." Sirius smiled and hugged me. "We're officially godparents."

"That we are."

...

"You guys wanna come see him?" James walked out smiling like a kid on Christmas. "He has Lily's eyes."

We all walked inside and saw Lily holding Harry smiling and crying.

"He's finally here." Remus smiled and sat next to Lily. "He looks nothing like James, thank Merlin."

"He actually does." Lily said and handed Harry to him. "And by the looks of it, he's taking a liking to his uncle Moony already."

"He's so precious." Remus whispered and started to cry. "Wormy you wanna hold him?"

"Can I?" James nodded and Remus handed Harry to Peter. "He's so tiny and cute."

"Can the dogfather hold him?" Sirius whined and we all laughed. Peter smiled and handed Harry over to him.

"I think Sirius is gonna cry." Lily smirked.

"I'm sweating. It's the middle of summer and I'm wearing all black. But he's so cute. He's cuter than Prongs, thank Merlin. Jade, I want one." I laughed and stood next to Sirius and Harry immediately stated to get fussy. "Either he wants Jade or he doesn't like the idea of a little Black sharing the glory."

"I think it's the first one, Pads." I smiled and took Harry who almost immediately calmed down. "See?"

"I can't believe one of us has one of these." Remus chuckled.

"I can't believe Prongs is still one of these." I shrugged and kissed Harry's head and handed him to James. "We'll let you two be alone for a while. We'll see you back home."

James nodded and sat down on the bed next to Lily who was starting to fall asleep.

"Congratulations Mum and Dad. And good luck." Sirius smirked and held my hand. "We'll see you in a few days."

"Bye guys."