"Will she ever stop puking?"

"James, she's pregnant with twins! It's a miracle she hasn't lost her mind. Can you imagine another James?"

"The world would be a better place."

"Yeah, no."

"You feel better, sweetheart?" Molly asked and rubbed my back. I nodded and wiped my mouth.

"I think. I forgot the morning sickness. This was definitely something I didn't miss." I chuckled and threw up again. "Yep, definitely didn't miss this."

"It's only for a few months, Jade. You'll be okay soon. Where's Sirius?"

"With Remus and Bill buying groceries. Ever since I told him he was a free man, he's taking every opportunity to get out of the house. That and to try and get away from his mother. Can't say I blame him." I shrugged and stood up. "Harry left this morning right? Sorry I missed him, the pups won't let me say goodbye to my godson."

"Yes, he did. And he totally understood the reason why. Now we wait."

"Now we wait."

...

"Guess who!?"

"FOOD!" I ran down the stairs and took the bags and ran to the kitchen. "GINNY! WE'VE GOT ICE CREAM!"

"ICE CREAM!" Ginny ran into the kitchen and took one of the pints. "'MOINE ICE CREAM!"

"YES!" Hermoine walked in and grabbed a spoon and a pint.

"Thanks guys!" I smiled and started to put away the groceries.

"That's not all we got." Bill smiled. "Dumbface, you can come in now."

"Miss me, auntie?"

"CHARLIE!? YOU'RE BACK!?" I tackled my nephew in a hug and he laughed hugging me back. "I thought you were in France?"

"Back in Romania actually. Needed to check on my babies when my owl came in and said that uncle Sirius was a free man. So naturally, I back here for a while. Now, what's this I-"

"Let me stop you there for a second. Pads, get the trash bin. The pups decided to make me puke up a storm." I groaned and Sirius handed me the bin just in time. "Thanks."

"Pups?"

"Oh yeah, they're having twins." Bill said smiling. I nodded and continued to throw up.

"This is really not a fun time." I mumbled as Sirius rubbed my back and held my hair.

"It'll be worth it. The pups will be worth it." Sirius smiled and kissed my forehead.

"I'd never though I'd see the day where auntie Jade was pregnant again. Congratulations you two." Charlie smiled and handed me some water.

"Thanks, Charlie. Now, tell me about your kids. How are they?" I wiped my mouth and handed the bin to Remus who pulled a face looking at it.

"That's disgusting."

"Nobody asked you to look at it, Moony."

...

"Exactly how many meters?"

"Like twelve. I feel like a proud parent." Charlie laughed. "I owe this all to you, auntie."

"I didn't do anything, Charlie. That was all you." I shrugged.

"Yeah, but you were always the one who told us to do whatever we wanted as long as it made us happy. AND LOOK AT MY CHILDREN!" Charlie took out some pictures and I started laughing. "Research purposes of course."

"Sure, sure. How many?" I smirked and he looked down laughing.

"Ten. In my defense, you shouldn't have bought me that book on dragons and Scamander's last book." He gave me a look and I laughed.

"I pulled a lot of strings to get you those books."

"And I'll be eternally grateful for that, auntie."

"You better be."

...

"Wanna talk names?"

"I'm like eight weeks pregnant. Now where have I seen this before?" I smirked and brushed my teeth. "Puking isn't fun, y'know?"

"I can imagine. And we're having twins, sunshine! We have to come up with at least four to six names." Sirius smiled and pulled me next to him.

"All right. Any ideas?" I smiled and laid my head on his chest.

"Let's start with boys. Aster and Perseus are still on the table. Same with Sirius Orion Black the Fourth."

"These children will not be your final revenge, Sirius. Now let that go. I was thinking about naming the boys after Reg and Moony." I shrugged. "And maybe throw Prongs' name somewhere."

"YES! JAMES REMUS BLACK OR JAMES REGULUS BLACK! PERFECT!"

"Your head just inflated like five inches because of that sentence."

"Because that'll boost Prongs' ego. It's bad enough Bambi has James in the middle." Sirius laughed and I rolled my eyes.

"You're probably right. So James is disqualified. So, Reg and Moony?"

"RUDE!"

"Let your son name children after you. This is their children we're talking about."

"So like Regulus Remus or something like that?" I shook my head and sat up. "Then what?"

"I dunno. Regulus Perseus and Aster Remus?" I offered.

"We're back with Aster, huh? And I feel like we should change Regulus' middle name, Perseus is just too much." Sirius shrugged and I nodded.

"Fine. Any ideas?"

"Regulus Ceilo Black?"

"Ceilo?"

"It means 'sky' in Italian. It's better than Arcturus in my opinion." Sirius shrugged and I smiled. "You like?"

"I love it. And Aster Remus for old time's sake. Now let's talk about the girls. I have ideas." I said playing with his hair.

"And those are?"

"Marlene Lyra Black?" I offered.

"AWWWWWWWWW! I love it!"

"It's cute."

"It's adorable James. And she's gonna be named after a badass."

"That she is."

"Now why did I get the feeling that you would name her after Marls? I'm surprised you didn't throw Lily in there somewhere." Sirius laughed and I shoved him lightly. "I'm kidding. Marlene Lyra Black is an amazing name. Now, what about the other one? Adhara again?"

"No way. I'm not revisiting those memories." I shuddered and Sirius tensed slightly. "So come up with another name."

"Alpha Stella Black?"

"Not bad. We can do better."

"Polaris Celeste Black?" He offered and I shook my head.

"Change Celeste for another and you've got a deal."

"Polaris Chara Black? 'Chara' represents the hunting dogs, by the way." I shook my head again and he groaned. "Then what?"

"I remember this from Astronomy class, don't ask how because I have no fucking idea myself. But how about Polaris Rhea Black?" I offered shrugging.

"It has a nice ring to it. I love it. Now what if we have one of each which is what I'm hoping for?" I laughed and thought about it.

"Regulus Ceilo and Marlene Lyra? And then we can make Moony godfather again. It'll be so great! Especially once we leave this forsaken place." I said looking around his room. "I see that not much has changed."

"Nah. The Gryff flags remind me of a simpler time. A time when it was just the five of us against the world. Who would've thought that all of this would be happening?"

"No one in their right and sane mind, Pads."