I dropped what I was doing

                And rushed into the house,

I thought with all the noise she'd made

                She might have seen a mouse!

But she wasn't on the table

               Or stood upon a chair,

In fact, she seemed quite normal

               Which, for her, was rare!

Although i love her lots and lots

                She sometimes can be odd,

I remember once she said

               That Dad thought he was God!

I don't know why she said that

              Coz he doesn't have a beard,

But then again I've heard it said

             That both of them are weird!!

It didn't help when late one night

           Dad painted our house blue,

Then added an extension

           Which he turned into a Zoo.

It houses snakes and lizards

           And a crocodile with gout,

We also had a Billy Goat

          But one day he got out!

                                                  _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 

OwainGlyn                                                                                          To be continued.