Lance: Yo kiddios I need some help

Shiro: I'm older than you

Lance: Shut up dad

Pidge: Sup

Lance: I'm stuck on a math question

Pidge: Send me a picture and I'll solve it

Lance: Thanks dude

Pidge: No problemo

Sharpshooter sent a photo to the chat!

Pigeon screenshot Sharpshooter's photo!

Pidge: The answer is 11

Lance: I got 234.21

Pidge: Wtf

Pidge: It isn't even that hard

Pidge: Do you want me to explain it

Lance: Nah I'm too stupid to understand it anyway

Pidge: Lol okay

Hunk: Lance you aren't stupid

Lance: Yeah I am

Lance: Guess what

Keith: What

Shiro: What

Pidge: wHat

Lance: I don't know I just wanted to deter the conversation away from my stupidity

Pidge: Cool

Shiro: I have a question for all of you

Shiro: When are your birthdays?

Keith: You know mine

Lance: Do you know mine???

Shiro: July 29th

Lance: ...

Shiro: Jk it's the 28th

Lance: Of course

Hunk: My birthday is January 13th

Pidge: April 3rd

Keith: Shiro tell them when your birthday is

Shiro: ...February 29th...

Hunk: Awwwwww

Hunk: Looks like Pidge isn't the youngest person in this chat after all

Pidge: TAKE THAT BITCH

Shiro: :(((

Shiro: You shouldn't talk to your dad like that

Keith: I don't know how Adam would feel if he found out how many kids you have Shiro

Pidge: Adam??

Shiro: He isn't anyone important

Keith: Yeah you can tell them that all you want but it doesn't make it true

Keith: He's Shiro's booooyfriend

Shiro: No he isn't

Shiro: He's just some guy I met at work who happens to be cute.

Pidge: Aw that's adorable

Shiro: Shut up

Shiro: I have to go

Keith: ...on a date with Adam