Lance: Razzle dazzle bitch

Pidge: What a way to start a

Pidge: WAIT LANCE

Hunk: I HEARD LANCE AND I CAME RUNNING

Lance: Calm down guys no need to fangirl

Hunk: ALL THE NEED TO FANGIRL ARE YOU OKAY

Lance: Yup

Lance: Shiro and Keith are absolute blessings though

Keith: Yeah we are

Lance: They spoke to my parents and managed to convince them to give my phone back

Lance: They still hate my sexuality but one step at a time hey ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hunk: It's good to have you back man

Lance: It's good to be back too

Lance: I miss our shenanigans

Pidge: ShEnAnIgAnS

Lance: Oh and me and Keith are dating

Hunk: *spits out water I 100% had in my mouth*

Hunk: WhAt

Pidge: FINALLY

Pidge: Took you long enough

Keith: Lance

Lance: Keith

Keith: I told you to keep it on the down low

Lance: We can't just NOT tell our besties!! They've been our number 1 shippers since day 1

Pidge: My first word ever spoken was Klance

Lance: Exactly

Pidge: Actually it was mamma

Pidge: But you get my point

Keith: Lance you're lucky I can't hate you

Lance: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pidge: You've been dating for five minutes and I've already puked in my mouth a little bit

Lance: And that's when you know your relationship is successful