OTN: Hello evrybodi

I know i've been missing for like *checks calendar*

5 months

but that's because i was recently in jail for having sex with my punkish body pillow in public

srry guise

I know you all missed me

Yuma: no we didnt fag

OTN: I CAN DREAM

so anyways

if you clicked on this then you're probably wondering how to pick up hot chix

well

im gay

but i can still tell you

Yuki: you're right you're gay af

OTN: go back to your room

OTN: ANYWAYS

so first step is to have a mix tape

dont have a mix tape?

go fuck yourself

ok next

you gotta be a dickward

that is going to be explained in my new how to DIY chapter in the future but for now just be sam pepper

third

pretend to be a girl (cross dress or sumthin idk basically what i do)

then when they're not expecting it

WHIP OUT YOUR DICK

well if you're a girl reading this than just pretend to be a tsundere anime character that always works

last

go tpo starbooks and stand in line amd find some chix

go up and get reeeaaal close and start to sing panic! at the disco

aall the girls love that band

ok that concludes my how to

have fun fuckers

Miku: that guide sucked

srry for not updating lmao