The most terrifying of the two was pabalo, the mighty...pabalo of...pabalo?

He would go from city to city and...TAKE A TOMATO!!! He was truly despicable! The people of said city would remember him!....for 3 or 4 days...then forget...

DAT WAS THE STORY OF ZE MIGHTY PABALO OF PABALO!!!!!!!!!!!

-elderado (describing pabalo when drunk on tomato juice)