Hiiiii!!!!!!!!

I feel like I haven't written anything for sooooo long! I've just been soooo busy with Christmas and the new year! But I do have a funny story to share! Well, my mummy says it is, anyway. To me, it was HORRIFYING!!!!!!

You see, my mummy decided to bring in this MASSIVE cardboard box for me and my sister, Diamond, to share, so we can snuggle up and keep warm during the FREEZING winter! In fact, it was soooo big, and soooo massive, that I thought it should be strong enough for me to jump up on.

Except it WASN'T!!!!! I ended up sliding backwards off of it, and I was SOOOOO SCARED!!!!!!! And you'd never guess what my mummy did after she'd comforted me. SHE LAUGHED!!!!!!!! How DARE she?!?!?! She said it was the funniest thing she'd seen ALL YEAR!!!!!!!!! The NERVE of some people!!!!

Anyway, I have to go now. Talk soon!

-Emerald