There is a lot of fun to be had if you're a rabbit. A lot of mischief you can cause too. And the best part is, you can never get in too much trouble for it. I mean, what can the humans do? Absolutely nothing, that's what.

Today, for example, I went into this forbidden bit of the garden and decided to hide in it. This section is forbidden because a few days ago, I figured out how to get into the front garden, and was barely stopped from running into the main road in front of a car. Now, the section has been blocked for my own safety.

I don't like places being blocked. In fact, the only reason I went into the front garden in the first place was because it was blocked.  So, using my superb jumping skills, I decided to casually hop over the tremendously high barrier they had constructed to block off the area, and, knowing they wouldn't be able to see me if I sat right behind it, I laid down behind it and listened to my two mums becoming more and more panicked and shouting my name for twenty minutes, feeing sure that I couldn't jump as high as I did.

They found me eventually. They were so livid! They kept saying to me 'so you could hear us panicking for twenty minutes, and the whole time you just laid there, enjoying yourself? You didn't even think about showing us that you were ok? You know you're not even supposed to be in that area!'

But the funny thing is, even though they were so angry with me, after about a minute, I got a nice, long hug, and they kept saying 'we're so glad you're ok! We love you so much!'

Humans have no power over me. I have power over them! It's funny that they think they're in charge, when really all they are is mine and my sister, Diamond's, slaves, feeding us every few hours, and giving up their tool shed to become our house. All their time, energy, and money goes to us.

It was fun today. I'll let you know the next time I have this much fun. It shouldn't be too long; I'm always doing something.

Talk soon!

-Emerald