Enjoy!

Humans can be fun to play with. Particularly when you can easily outsmart them. So every time when one of my humans wants to pick me up, I outsmart them for ages and get away.

I start off by running. Just running, really really fast.

Then, I throw in some zigs and zags, in an unpredictable pattern.

Next, I pull out a very clever move. There's a table in our back garden, you see. A very well placed table, to me, anyway. Because the chairs, no matter where they are placed, always block the humans from reaching me, if I only move a few mere steps.

Finally, I go back to running and zig zags. I'm so fast, it takes them about twenty minutes to catch me. I sometimes run straight through their legs, just to really wind them up.

They're not even mad when they catch me. More often than not, they're laughing just as much as I am. And they're always calling me their star athlete.

I'll let you know if I ever find anything more funny (or get into any mischief, which is rare).

Talk soon!

-Diamond