Me: Hey Sun, is Professor Kukui going to be here yet? *taps paw*

Sun: He's probably with his wife.

Zelo: Can't we just go in? *reaches for the handle*

Sun: We can't. It's locked.

Raz: *eating a chocolate bar* I don't feel well....

Levi: That's because a human body can't handle the normal amount of chocolate you eat! *snarls* And put a shirt on!

Sun: I can have Rotom Dex contact Kukui if you want.

Me: Please do.

Rotom Dex: Bzzt How can I help you this time Sun? Bzzt

Sun: Send Professor Kukui a e-mail, it's urgent.

Rotom Dex: Bzzt of course! Bzzt

Me: Let's wait somewhere.

Sun: We can go up to the league. It's about this time I start accepting challenges.

Everyone: Works for us.

~after a few battles later~

Me: When I get my body back I am so going to battle you.

Sun: I accept your challenge.

Raz: Just....one...more...bite...

Levi: *trying his best not to sink his teeth and claws into Raz*

Zelo: So have you seen a Celebi before Sun?

Sun: No. I only seen the legendaries of this region.

Me: Speaking of legendaries.... *dials a number* I hope he is not mad.

Mewtwo: Hello? Who is this?

Me: Hey Mewtwo! *nervous* How you been?

Mewtwo: I don't recall knowing you. Wait there. *hangs up*

Me: Uh oh! Is he goi-

Mewtwo: *teleports behind Dusk*

Me: -ng to...teleport...hey Mewtwo...

Mewtwo: A human in a Umbreon body. Interesting.

Zelo: *whispers to Sun* We should get out of here.

Sun: Why? *whispers back*

Mewtwo: So your the one that blew up the pokemon mansion.

Me: I don't know what your talking about haha.... *backs away slowly*

Sun: Yeah let's go.

Zelo/Sun: *got away safely*

Raz: come on Levi we got to run too! *grabs Levi and runs*

Levi: Unhand me! *snaps*

Me: *trips over tail* ah!

Mewtwo: *puts on reading glasses and holds a clipboard* Now you need to pay your debt.

Me: Umbre.......fine....

~after a long and boring payment later~

Everyone: *comes back*

Sun: So what's the story about blowing up a mansion?

Me: It's a long story...... Before I met Mew in fact.

Sun: So you were blowing things up before you met Mew?

Zelo/Raz: We told him.

Levi: let's hurry and get our bodies back so I can get back to killing titans.

Sun: oh and Kukui said to meet him at Hau'oli City.

Me: Okay.

???: Come on and pick a place you want to go!

??? 2: ....

???: This is just like in Unova... *moans in disgrace*

??? 2: .....hm!? *walks away*

???: huh? Oh! So you finally picked where you want to go?

??? 2: .....

???: Ok so it's on a different island. Huh? What's this.....a mountain??? Oh no you don't! *lunges at ??? 2* I spent years getting you off that ice mountain back home and I am not going through that again!!!

??? 2: *trying to shake ??? off*

Sun: yeah let's go.

~Hau'oli City~

Me: I'm surprised none of the locals are concerned about a Umbreon wearing a jacket with headphones, a non pokemon, and a shirtless hottie walking through the city.

Zelo: Hey! What about me?!

Me: The only weird thing about you is that you're in my body.

Zelo: You have a point.

Sun: We should almost be the-

Kukui: Hey Sun! Over here! *waves to get their attention*

Me: Is that him?

Sun: Yup. *sighs* He's going to ask about the Rotom Dex...

Levi: Just tell him the truth.

Sun: I'll try.

Kukui: Who are your friends? *gestures to them*

Sun: Well this is Dusk, he is a human in a Umbreon body. Zelo, who is a Umbreon in Dusk's body and vice versa. The shirtless one is Raz who is a non pokemon from a far away land. And the non pokemon is Levi in Raz's body and vice versa.

Kukui: ........................................

Me: I think you broke him.

Sun: Wouldn't be the first time. *waves hand in front of Kukui*

~to be continued~