A/N: this is a stupid crack fic. Take nothing personally. Requested by: Judge-Angels-
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Lafayette was a proper French man. He ate good baguettes with fromage.He sang french songs.Hell, he even talked in French.

One day, Laf decided to wear a proper french dress. He went to all the French shops. But they had none.

He was devastated. He was distraught. He didn't know what to do.

So, he screamed. He screamed at the sky. He screamed at the lions. He screamed at the birds. Heck, he even screamed at the turtles.

Then whilst Laf was screaming at the turtles, a man with the poofyiest hair in the world ran up and started screaming at Laf for screaming at the innocent turtles.

Laf screeched back at this man who was indeedly named John Laurens. He had a nice jacket.

"Where did you get that Jacket?" Lafayette asked nicely.

"From my friend Mulligan. He lives in the America. I too live there. I rode my magical turtle here-" Laurens started then realized Laf has left.

Laf had stolen the magical turtle. Laf was banging on Hercs door.

"MAKE ME A DRESS PLEASE!!" He yelled...in French.

"Ok. I will because you are cute." Herc stated when he opened the door. So he made him a dress. They made out and a year later got married.

John Laurens was still stuck in france. And Peggy kept joining things!

THE END!

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AN: okay. Sorry the ending was sped up. I recently got a girlfriend and all the confusion of stuff caused that to happen so yay.

Also I'm thinking of creating a Hamilton rp book for my fellow sinners. Would anyone be interested to join that?

And yeah. Hopefully you enjoyed this. Feel free to request things and yeah. Have fun!

-Wormsmeat