Note, the following is a parody. It's meant to make you mad or to make you rage. If you read this and suddenly have the urge to take a romantic bubble bath with your toaster, good. That's what I'm trying to do here. I own none of the books/movies/animes/anything else. Hell I don't even own the plots to these monstrosities. All I own are my gods awful Mary Sues. So please. Enjoy my cringe.