Hey guys! I'm completely bored

TALK TO ME! I'M DESPERATE FOR FRIENDS (I know I've got a few here already but none of them are online :<.) COME ONLINE FRIENDS, OR NEW PEOPLE TALK TO ME SO I CAN MAKE SOME ;-;-;

Kit Kat: Are you okay darling?
Me: No
Kit Kat: ...
Me: I WANT FRIENDS
Kit Kat: But you have some already
Me: I NEEEEEED MOOOOORE *whines*
Kit Kat: You have issues.
Me: I'm aware. O.o
Kit Kat: You know what... ima just go *leaves*
Me: GOOD FOR NOTHING PERVERT.
Kit Kat: I heard that!