You were Just walking down the Street Enjoying A Nice Chicken sandwich you bought from A Mcdonalds nearby and A Sprite.

Y/n: Man I Love Chicken Sandwiches. Though I wish I could get Bigger sandwiches. Maybe someday.

Just then you ran into A Woman who was Handing out flyers.

Woman: Hello sir, Would you like to Make A Contract?

Y/n: A Contract you say?

Woman: Yes! If you make A Wish while this is on your person, an A Person will show up to grant it!

Y/n: I'll Take it Thanks! Maybe I can Wish for A sandwich! But which sandwich?

Later that Night...

You were walking through the Streets at Night trying to figure out which Sandwich you wanted when suddenly you heard A Voice.

https://youtu.be/Sc5IQUvpLv4

A/n: Beginning to 0:16

The Man then revealed Himself... An Utter Piece of Human Waste.

Y/n: Oh How Cool and Completely Unoriginal. That's Totally From Boondock Saints.

Freed: What!? No, It's Not! I came up with it A Week ago!

Y/n: Sure it is.

Freed: ...

A/n: Now Play the Video 0:27-0:33

Y/n: Boondock Saints. Man, You Must watch that Show Religiously! Get it?

Freed: Oh Shut up you Daft Cunt! I have 6 swords! You have None! How do you plan to beat that?

Y/n: Oh I don't need swords If I'm going to be Honest. I can still beat you.

Freed: Well try it! I bet you can't even-!

Y/n: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! KAIOKEN X100!!!

Freed: Wait, Kaio-What?

Y/n: RAAAAAAAGH!!

Freed: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

Freed had the air and his Guts were knocked right out of him as he was sent flying but you grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and held him tightly letting him bleed out he was halfway knocked out with Dool going down his Face.

You then Turned off Kaioken.

Y/n: Yeah, I Know what I want now.

Just then your Contract activated and A Beautiful Red-headed Busty woman appeared out of A Summoning circle.

Rias: Hello How May I- Y-Y/n!?

Y/n: Hey Rias, I found Freed. I kicked his ass. Also, I Know what I want now. I want A sandwich. (Measures your hands out) Like this big? Or this big? No, this big. And I want Fried chicken, Buffalo sauce, pepper jack cheese, and Maybe-

Rias: Y/n, Please I can make you A sandwich. There is no need for A Contract. I don't wish to make contact with you, You're your own Free Man, You're not Anything like Issei. This bastard by the way we'll Hold him somewhere until We can get answers out of him.

Y/n: Okay see you at School Tomorrow Rias! Oh Before I forget.

You then did this to Freed...

Rias: Thank you Y/n.

Freed: P...P...P...Pain...

Y/n: Welp I'll see you Later! Gotta get back home to my Harem.

Rias: (Blushing) Why is he so Cute but so Oblivious most of the time? I just want him to grope me so Badly~ (Sigh) Maybe soon...

She then grabbed Freed's unconscious Body and walked off.