After Joining the Student council you were Just walking around school when suddenly A Bunch of Rifts Began Opening from all sides and then Horrifying Skull Faced Monsters Began coming through the Rifts.

Y/n: Welp, Time to Fight then.

You then Began Charging in and Punched one of them in the Face Breaking its Nose literally snapping off its Face and A Tooth being chipped and flying away!

Hollow: What are you doing? We're Hungry!

You then decked another one in the face Knocking an eye out!

Y/n: Go Have A sandwich then!

???: Getsuga Tensho!!

Another Hollow was sliced in Half as its head was divorced from its Body and someone you knew Landed next to you.

Y/n: Ichigo Buddy it's been too Long!

Ichigo: We were both in Class.

Y/n: Yeah, but you couldn't be A Moment too Late.

Another Hollow tried to eat you but you Began to Strangle it Homer simpso style.

Y/n: Anyways how about you?

Ichigo: I Just want to Kill some Damn Hollows.

Y/n: Oh Right Kon has Your Body... Fucking Pervert.

Ichigo: I Know. I-

???: Some no Mai, Tsukishiro

Just then A Massive Ice Pillar Began Freezing A Bunch of Hollows to death!

Ichigo: Seriously Rukia they were Mine!

Rukia: You Snooze you Lose Ichigo.

Y/n: Hey Rukia! I Like Rukia.

Rukia: (Blushing) Hi Y/n.

Ichigo: Now if we're done Talking can we now-?

Just then Several More Hollows were Killed as two more People arrived!

Ichigo: Are you Kidding me Toshiro those were Mine!?

The white-haired Shrimp Just scowled at him.

Toshiro: I Prefer if you use my Name, Kurosaki.

Ichigo: Ha! I don't that much respect for you, and You and Rangiku can Just Help or-

Rangiku: Y/N!!

Just then A Honey Blonde Big boobied Milf Began running towards you her Boobies Bouncing the entire way.

Y/n: Oh Shi-!

She then Hugged you and Began shoving your face directly into her Boobies as she swung you around!

Rangiku: I Missed you so much!! You're so Cute!! I Can Just eat you up!!

Toshiro: Rangiku can you stop that!? You're going to suffocate him!

Rangiku: But what else can A Woman with Big beautiful Boobies do to someone they really like~?

Toshiro: (Sweatdrop) Probably not that...

Just then A Giant Hollow was prepared to try and eat all of you but...

https://youtu.be/8sZnEYtn664

Y/n: TAKE THIS!

You then Punched the Damn Hollow so Hard the earth split into two but then it was Like the damage to the Planet never happened A Split second ago!

Soul Reapers: HUUUUUUUUH!?

Y/n: Yeah I get that reaction sometimes! Anyway, I'm going off! 

Ichigo: Wait where are you going?

Y/n: Camping! I'm Taking A Weekened off to go Camping in the Canadian Wilderness Living off the Land sleeping under the Stars! None of those City slickers would Understand! Bye!

You then walked off.

Rangiku: Awww, I wanted to hug him so More... Can't A Beautiful Woman Just Get Her Man...

Rukia: I Know.

Ichigo: I'm sorry but we have more Hollows over here!

Ichigo and Toshiro were still cutting down Hollows as Rangiku and Rukia were Pouting.