You were Just on the Phone Talking to someone about something very important, about Space.

Y/n: (On the Phone) Really? Really? Do you want me to do it? Excuse me but How much does this Pay?... Wait, 12 BILLION DOLLARS!? You got A Deal Pal!

You then hung up the Phone.

Y/n: EVERYONE! FAMILY MEETING!

Frenchie: A Few Moments Later...

Y/n: Alright everyone I have some Big News! I am Taking A Trip to be the First Human to ever set foot on Mars! I'll be gone for 3-5 Months in the Meantime.

Everyone: ...

Math: Uh Dude, I think-

Girls:

https://youtu.be/VsJc2ZhbXIg

They all Immediately Began surrounding you and Began throwing you around trying to snap you out of any delusions you were under!

Lucy: Y/N WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? YOU'LL BE GONE FOR MONTHS!

Nami: HAVE YOU GOTTEN AS DENSE AS LUFFY NOW!?

Y/n: WOAH CALM DOWN! That's 3-5 Months in Spacetime!

They all then stopped hearing that.

Ranma: Explain.

Y/n: Well You see, With Moving near the speed of light pretty Much 99% of it time will move completely differently coupled with the distance to Mars our closest planet, and taking that Math...

https://youtu.be/BDCtrnZeRq8

Y/n: ... And In the End in Earth time that is only 3-5 Days.

Girls: Ooooh.

Medaka: And do you promise to be Back in less than A Week?

Y/n: I Promise myself, or else I shall commit Seppeku.

Girls/Robin: AAAAAAAAAGH! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!?/ Ara Ara that does sound quite gruesome.

Y/n: Hehehe, I Guess that's A Bit too Far... Welp, I'm going to Launch! See you all in Less than A Week!

Frenchie: One Trip to Mars Later...

Your Ship had Broken apart and then released A Pod that was Cushioned by the Impact by turning into A Giant Air Bag and when it deflated you walked out looking around for any signs of Life.

And...

Y/n:

https://youtu.be/EnA6HGfM0tY

???: HEY ARE YOU CALLING US DUMB!?

???2: Take him to the Queen!

Y/n: Oh Crapbaskets.

So You Were captured my the Locals who could only be described as Martians though they clearly don't come from Mars Judging by how they Look being far too Humanoid for them to evolve on Mars, But you were Taken to the Queen herself and...

... Well she was Quite the Looker.

Y/n: Well Hello Nurse.

Queen Tyrahnee: A Human was sent here? What is this some sort of Scouting party? An Invasion?

Y/n: No Ma'am, This is an exploration, and... You're not Martians.

Queen Tyrahnee: Excuse me?

Y/n: You're not Martians, I met Martians and they were green with red eyes and Most of them were wiped out. Let me take A Shot in the dark and say you all bought this Planet A Space Emperor.

The Locals did Look A Little nervous when confronted with this knowing they weren't True Martials. Just Colonizers on their own,

Y/n: Look Lady I can't be in any Prison because I Promise to get back to my Harem in Less than A Week so is there anything I can do to escape?

Tyrahnee: Hmm... You may be released, on Terms of Gladiatorial Combat.

Y/n: I Like it!

Tyrahnee: Against me.

Y/n: I Like it!

She then Pulls out A Lightsaber Pike as you Just got up and with Merely A Glare you sent everyone flying away from you.

Y/n: There's A Thing about us Humans you will never understand. 

Tyrahnee: And what's that?

Y/n: Even when we're backed into A Corner we don't ever give up. 

You then Began to unleash Conquerers Haki from You giving out A single glare and it was powerful enough to make everyone in the room beside you and the Queen pass out from the sheer pressure of it but she fell to her knees Unable to fight as if her own body was telling her to Just give up.

Tyrahnee: Fine You Win... What do you wish?

Y/n: 2 Things. A Ship directly back Home And...

Tyrahnee: And?

Y/n: You as A Bride.

Tyrahnee: (Blushing) W-What?

Y/n: You Just have to be the most beautiful, whatever you are, I've ever seen. We don't have to get married now, but I wish to make you my beautiful blushing Bride... I have that effect on people as I'm so Told.

Tyrahnee: (Blushing) Beautiful... Blushing... Bride...?

Y/n: Well would you like to, My Queen?

Tyrahnee then held your hand as she was tearing up from sheer Happiness!

Tyrahnee: Of course, My Love Let's get married!

She Jumped into your arms as you smiled.

The Next Earth Day...

Juvia was on her bed crying and eating ice cream as Medaka walked over and sat next to her.

Medaka: Something wrong Juvia?

Juvia: Juvia Misses Y/n-Sama! He could be hurt!

Medaka: Don't worry it's just another 2 days at least, he should good and fine in-

Just then...

https://youtu.be/f0Ezf9BbIYk

Everyone then ran out to see you walking out of A Space Pod carrying Tyrahnee in the Bridal Position as she Blushed.

Math: Dude, what have you been doing? Who is that?

Y/n: Oh Her? That's Tyrahnee. She's my Alien Queen Fiance.

Girls: ...

Math: Um, Buddy-?

Girls:

https://youtu.be/VsJc2ZhbXIg