Lyric Prank On My Crush Gone Right
Shuri was looking through her and Peter's texting history when she found something that made her smile:
Shuri: Hush Hush Hush Blush Blush Blush You Are Now My Big Fat Crush!
Peter: ?
Shuri: I'm Single As I Can Be You're Single Perfect For Me!
Peter: Umm...
Shuri: I'm Gonna Give A Bunch Of Reasons Why You Should Date Me!
Peter: Okay...
Shuri: Reason Number 1 I'm Super Hot
Peter: I mean, you're not lying...
Shuri: Reason Number 2 She's Super Not
Peter: Are u talking about Liz?
Shuri: Reason Number 3 I'm All You Got
Peter: There are other fish in the sea
Shuri: And All You Got Is Someone Hot!
Peter: True
Shuri: Boy Check My Resume Wanna A Background Check? Okay!
Peter: I already know ur background
Shuri: First Name Hot Last Name Bitch
Peter: Maybe I Should Change Your Contact Name
Shuri: Wanna Get With Me Now That's The Sitch
Peter: ...
Shuri: You Think I'm Trash? Hell No I'm Class!
Peter: You are NOT trash
Shuri: And I Got A Big Fat Ass!
Peter: I already knew that
Shuri: And All I Wanna Say Is..
Peter: ???
Shuri: Please Date Me Because I'm Single!
Peter: All's you had to do was ask
Shuri: S-I-N-G-L-E
Peter: Shuri?
Shuri: Love Me
Peter: Shuri??
Shuri: And Hug Me
Peter: Shuri???
Shuri: And Touch Me
Peter: 😶
Shuri: And, Well, FUCK ME!
Peter: SHURI!!!
Shuri: Yes...
Peter: I said yes
Shuri: To what?
Peter: Going on a date
Shuri: Ohmygodthiswasjustsupposedtobeapranktogetmyfeelingsoffmychestineverthoughtyouwouldsayyes
Peter: Ur lucky I'm able to read that
Shuri: 0h my g0d 7h15 w45 ju57 5upp053d 70 b3 4 pr4nk 70 g37 my f33l1ng5 0ff my ch357 1 n3v3r 7h0ugh7 y0I w0uld 4c7u4lly s4y y35!
Peter: :/
Shuri: 😛
Peter: I'll pick u up tomorrow night at 8?
Shuri: I'll see you then!
Peter: 😘
Shuri: Nerd
Peter: 😟
Shuri: 😘
An Hour Later
Tarantula: Shuri, u never actually told us how u and Peter started dating
Hello Kitty: ......music......
Sorceress Supreme: A song brought u guys together?
Hello Kitty: U could say that
Fall Out Boy: Awww! How cute!
On the other side of her screen, Shuri was smiling from ear to ear.
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Translation: Oh my god this was just supposed to be a prank to get my feelings off my chest I never thought you would actually say yes
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