Lyric Prank On My Crush Gone Right


Shuri was looking through her and Peter's texting history when she found something that made her smile:

Shuri: Hush Hush Hush Blush Blush Blush You Are Now My Big Fat Crush!

Peter: ?

Shuri: I'm Single As I Can Be You're Single Perfect For Me!

Peter: Umm...

Shuri: I'm Gonna Give A Bunch Of Reasons Why You Should Date Me!

Peter: Okay...

Shuri: Reason Number 1 I'm Super Hot

Peter: I mean, you're not lying...

Shuri: Reason Number 2 She's Super Not

Peter: Are u talking about Liz?

Shuri: Reason Number 3 I'm All You Got

Peter: There are other fish in the sea

Shuri: And All You Got Is Someone Hot!

Peter: True

Shuri: Boy Check My Resume Wanna A Background Check? Okay!

Peter: I already know ur background

Shuri: First Name Hot Last Name Bitch

Peter: Maybe I Should Change Your Contact Name

Shuri: Wanna Get With Me Now That's The Sitch

Peter: ...

Shuri: You Think I'm Trash? Hell No I'm Class!

Peter: You are NOT trash

Shuri: And I Got A Big Fat Ass!

Peter: I already knew that

Shuri: And All I Wanna Say Is..

Peter: ???

Shuri: Please Date Me Because I'm Single!

Peter: All's you had to do was ask

Shuri: S-I-N-G-L-E

Peter: Shuri?

Shuri: Love Me

Peter: Shuri??

Shuri: And Hug Me

Peter: Shuri???

Shuri: And Touch Me

Peter: 😶

Shuri: And, Well, FUCK ME!

Peter: SHURI!!!

Shuri: Yes...

Peter: I said yes

Shuri: To what?

Peter: Going on a date

Shuri: Ohmygodthiswasjustsupposedtobeapranktogetmyfeelingsoffmychestineverthoughtyouwouldsayyes

Peter: Ur lucky I'm able to read that

Shuri: 0h my g0d 7h15 w45 ju57 5upp053d 70 b3 4 pr4nk 70 g37 my f33l1ng5 0ff my ch357 1 n3v3r 7h0ugh7 y0I w0uld 4c7u4lly s4y y35!

Peter: :/

Shuri: 😛

Peter: I'll pick u up tomorrow night at 8?

Shuri: I'll see you then!

Peter: 😘

Shuri: Nerd

Peter: 😟

Shuri: 😘

                        An Hour Later

Tarantula: Shuri, u never actually told us how u and Peter started dating

Hello Kitty: ......music......

Sorceress Supreme: A song brought u guys together?

Hello Kitty: U could say that

Fall Out Boy: Awww! How cute!

On the other side of her screen, Shuri was smiling from ear to ear.








































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Translation: Oh my god this was just supposed to be a prank to get my feelings off my chest I never thought you would actually say yes

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