The sun reflects inside the Warner tower as Dot with rollers in her hair blinks her sleepy eyes, stretching her arms up yawning. She stands up putting her pink robe on tying it, she hears baby cooing and giggling making her smile looking over at a purple crib. She walks over to the crib reaching inside pulling out LuLu in a purple baby onesie

"Heheh Ot! Ot!!" LuLu giggles squeezing her big sister's nose making a funny honking sound

"Hello my cute little sister. Isn't it a beautiful morning?" Dot smiles cradling LuLu pushing the tower door open stepping outside looking at the sunrising, she looks down at her baby sister ducking her thumb "isn't it great to get a big breath of fresh air to start your day?" Dot takes a deep inhale not noticing a green aroma but by then it was too late she starts to cough and back from surprise.

Instead of a sunrising over a hill and mountains it was a long LA highway with cars honking in traffic, Dot cringes looking at LuLu who looks back at her still sucking her thumb "Ugh maybe we should go inside. Pollution isn't health for a growing baby"

The Warner sisters noticed a pigeon on the balcony giving itself a bath it looks up at Dot squawking who gasps covering Lulus eyes looking the bird up and down in disgust frowning "Ugh Have some class! Agh and in front of a child!" Dot carries LuLu back inside the tower

"Bye Bye!" LuLu waves at the bird before Dot closes the door.

Dot walks with LuLu in the kitchen where Wakko and Yakko were sitting at the table, Dot places LuLu in her feeding chair grabbing a bottle of milk handing it to her as LuLu drinks happily.

Dot hops onto a stool seeing Yakko watching a video on his tablet slipping from the mug in his hand, she looks over at Wakko stretching his belly button out pouring cereal in his now bowl shaped stomach, he pulls out a straw from his hat and starts drinking it.

"Wakko stop!" Dot grabs her brothers attention sticking her tongue out in disgust "That's the disgusting."

"But we're out of spoons and bowls and-" Wakko names the things on his fingers, he sucks the last of milk that Dot was pouring into her glass into his straw licking his lips smirking at Dots annoyed glare "Milk, beside most of the milk is in Lulus bottle."

LuLu sucks on the bottle finishing the milk she sighs in relief, her tummy starts to rumble as she whimpers and cries lightly in discomforted. Dot grabs LuLu holding her patting her back to burp her

"Hey can you guys keep it down? I'm pretending to listen to the news like an adult!" Yakko frowns grumpily at his sibling gesturing to his tablet.

Dot rolls her eyes at him holding LuLu out in front of her with a hopeful smile "Well at least you made my morning."

LuLu smiles but gets red in the face puffing out her cheeks squinting an eye grunting before letting out a big fart sighing in relief, a green stink aroma comes from her bottom "Ah!" Dot holds LuLu out in front of her sticking her tongue squinting an eye

"Not it!" Wakko and Yakko call out in unison holding their hands out in the air.

Dot growls at them walking away with LuLu puffing her cheeks turning green from the smell.

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Dot walks back in the living room with a freshly changed LuLu plopping down on the couch with LuLu in her lap sucking on her pacifier slightly sleeping, Wakko and Yakko sit on opposite sides of her, the pigeon from earlier lands on top of her head.

Dot sighs to herself frowning "When did the world become so unbearable?"

She looks over seeing Wakko letting out a wet belch with milk all over his mouth. She looks over at Yakko scratching his face with snot dripping from his nose.

She looks down at LuLu sucking her pacifier gripping on her robe letting out a small fart, the pigeon pecks at a brown bag accidentally gets it on its head freaking the bird out before it runs into the wall falling in its back pooping a splat onto the wall.

At that point Dot has had enough.

"That's it!!" Dot shouts grabbing LuLu placing her in Yakko's lap jumping off the couch "Desperate times calls for desperate measures!" She pulls out a small mallet and red box, she cracks it open revealing a small pink frosted cute looking cupcake. "This cute cupcake is the cutest thing I've ever seen!"

LuLu let's out a baby yell  making Dot turn around seeing her sister with her hands on her hips glaring at her offended  "Not counting my absolutely adorable baby sister in the whole wide world!!" Dot smiles sheepishly leaning over to LuLu pinching cheek hugs gushing in baby talk making her giggle.

"And I've been saving it for a moment like this! I just need some cuteness my life right now." Dot eyes sparkle with awe and wonder.

LuLu reaches out for it giggling clapping her hands in excitement, Dot gushes holding her sister on her hip gesturing her head to the cupcake in her hand "Awww you wanna share the cupcake with your big sister?"

LuLu nods clapping her hands "Hehehe yeah! Yeah!"

"You don't mind do you?" Dot asked the cupcake

"Well actually-" Before the cupcake could protest Dot pulls it apart and eats it with LuLu.

The girls gag and cough before glowing pink and purple turning into little cute versions of themselves. Dot holds LuLu out in front of her who cutely bats her eyelashes at her with a big smile

A/N: Art done by ScribbleBee

Dot squeals with excitement hugging her little sister nuzzling her cheek on hers "Ehehehe! Oh look at you! You're cuter than before!!" Lulus giggles before letting out a cute sneeze suddenly shooting rainbow out of her eyes as it bounces around the room before it hits one of dots potted plants.

Dot gasps grabbing the pot in concern "Are you okay Jamie!"

The plant sprouts up now cute smiling at her warmly.

"Whoa." Yakko stares with Wakko in shock and awe.

"What's happening?" Wakko asked

"That cute cupcake must've supercharged me and Lulus relentless cuteness giving us super cute superpowers!!" Dot smiles looking at LuLu tickling her baby sisters stomach making her giggle and wiggle trying to get out of her big sisters hold who talks baby talk to her smirking "Isn't that right? Who's the cutest wittle baby? You are! You are!"

"This is amazing we can make everything cute now!" Dot flashes a rainbow laser at everything in the room turning it all into cute versions of it. She turns to Yakko bouncing her eyebrows at him in a sly manner.

"Wait wait Dot! You don't have to make everything cute!" Yakko backs away slowly from his sister in a panic

"Yes! Yes I do!" Dot smirks determined walking up to him.

"No! No! I'm the one who Yaks!" Yakko eyes widen shielding himself in a panic "I've got a rakish charm about me!!" He feels a tug on his pants he looks down to see Cute LuLu smiling up at him cutely stretching her hands out towards him bouncing up and down on her heels "Akko! Akko! Ug! Ug!!"

"Aww looks like someone wants to give you a hug. How can you say no to that wittle face?" Dot smirks holding LuLu up to him who reaches out for her eldest brother "Ug! Ug?"

Yakko cringed wanting to look away but looks into Lulu's big adorable glitter and sparkled eyes "Agh normally I can't say no to that face, but now I really can't say no!!"

Yakko grabs Lulu from Dot accepting her hug holding her, he feels the hug tightening looking down to see LuLu smirking a bit menacingly holding him in place "No! No no wait!"

"Don't fight it!" Dot smirks blasting him with her rainbow laser zapping him into a small cuter version of himself giving her a wink.

Dot squeals in happiness before quickly looking over to Wakko who casually shrugs his shoulder "Meh I'll try anything once."

Dot blasts him with him with her rainbow ray turning him cute.

"Aww look at you guys!" Dot pulls her sibling together in a group hug "Oh I just wanna-" she then starts to tickle her siblings making them giggle with delight

"Okay let's put these peepers to work." Dot smirks determined.

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If this trash heap had a twinkle
In its little trash heap eyes
If this sewer rat had rosy cheeks
This bus became pint-size
What if all the dogs were puppies
And the puppies all were sad?
What if cuttlefish were cuddly
And we pedicured your dad?

What if you could kiss a pigeon
(Without contracting lyme disease)?
All the chairs were beanbags
(Made of soft, delicious cheese)
If this moldy bread had a smile
(That was fifty shades of green)
What if this pirate stop frowning
('Cause his head was a jelly bean)?

What if, what if, what if
The world was cuter?
What if, what if, what if
A little more kawaii
What if, what if, what if
We all rode scooters?
And we'd all have our chance to shine

What if this red-faced man looked happy
And this one's rancor looked more refined
What if Tuck Buck was your true love
So sweet and valentined (So sweet and valentined)

What if old shoes were more bouncy
Yeah, and they still had their squeak
Naked mole rats wore a sweater
And grizzly bears were meek

We'll dress up this suit of armor
In a stone-washed denim skirt
Turn the Nile into a babbling brook
And make Niagra a little squirt

What if, what if, what if
The world was cuter
What if, what if, what if
A little more kawaii

What if, what if, what if
We all rode scooters
And we'd all have our chance to shine

The siblings go around turning everyone and everything cute and adorable. Everything was going great and was fantastic.

.....Until.

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28 Days later

The world was still cute but instead of being cheerful and happy the Warner siblings were sitting with their backs against the wall rocking back and forth losing their minds!

It's been four weeks, we can't stop singing
And we've slowly gone insane

Lulus holding her stomach
All that Candy and sugar gave her tummy pain.

There's a gumdrop wrapped in rainbows
Where there used to be my brain

We have to end this nightmare
I've got sugar in my eyes

Please make it stop
We can't endure another cute reprise!

What if, what if, what if
The pigeon is the answer
What if, what if, what if
We held it close

What if, what if, what if
We turned it all back
What if, what if, what if
By doing something gross

The warners tackle the bird holding it close smiling menacingly at the pigeon before licking it all over and then letting it fly away, they start to turn green before the kawaii tower barfs out garbage turning the world back to normal

"We did it everything's back to normal!" Dot cheers until she sees they all have big pigeon bodies "Well almost."

"Eh close enough." Wakko shrugs

LuLu grunts puffing out her cheeks before sighing in relief with a green aroma behind her

"Not it!"Wakko and Yakko holds up their winged hands making Dot frown.

"Uggggggh!!"