Good Warner Hunter

The warners gather around Wakko's hat filled with little pieces of paper "So it's agreed! In todays episode of Animaniacs the warners with torment a..." Yakko rubs his hands together with an excited smile before digging his hand around in the hat, pulling out a piece of paper reading it

"Narcoleptic."

Dot pulls out a paper "Dairy cow who also.."

Wakko pulls a paper out with his tongue "A Vampire?"

LuLu pulls out a paper holding it above her head as Yakko takes and reads it for her "With butt zits."

The younger siblings groan bored and defeated they couldn't find anyone to torment and annoy, Yakko tries to look on the bright side "Hey this is." He looks at his sibs and sighs with them "Who am I kidding? Face it guys we're out of ideas."

"It does feel like we've been doing a lot lifting in this reboot." Dot puts a hand on her chin thinking, LuLu nods her head agreeing with her sister.

"Yeah. Didn't this show use to have a lot more characters?" Wakko asked, the Warners look over the ledge of the studios quiet and empty as a tumble weed flies pass.

"Bye Bye." LuLu waves at the empty area looking at Yakko.

Yakko scratches his head baffled "Yeah they did all go bye bye. Whatever happened to Rita and Runt? Minerva Mink? The Hip Hippos? Steven Seagull? Chicken Boo? Buttons? Walter Wolf-"

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Somewhere at a fancy big gated mansion a man in a safari outfit sits in his big chair laughing to himself with an evil smile "The god pigeons, Stinkbomb. D. Basset, and Beanie the brain dead bison." As he cackles still at the fireplace "Just four cartoons remain, my Animaniacs collection will be complete!" Looking at four picture frames before laughing like a mad man.

A fly buzzes by his head, he swiftly takes out of a knife throwing making the knife hit the fly and the poster of the warners.

"Good Night Everybody."

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A tour guide drives in front of the water tower "And if you look to your left you'll see the sound stage where they filmed Batman!" The group of tourists awed in amazement

"Vs Superman!"

The people groan and cringed at the thought of the awful movie, a woman with a baby looks around suspiciously as the van starts to move, she climbs out landing on her face and dunking behind a wall she unzips her head revealing it to be the hunter, he unzips the baby revealing it to his shot gun.

He sniffs the air and looks at the tower chuckling to himself "Baloney, They're close."

"Come on Yakko picks one! Lulus getting cranky!" Dot cringes jabbing a thumb toward her baby sister as she continuously smashes a teddy bear over and over with a mallet frowning.

Yakko digs though Wakko's hat desperately "How about a narcissistic...  game hunter..."

Wakko looks in a daze bored until he looks down and spots the hunter tip toeing towards the water tower

"With unusually small feet!"

Wakko sees the hunter indeed has small feet "Well that's convenient!" He puts his hat back on as the warners look down at their victim. they jumped off the deck to the floor following him.

Dot gushes at the man's tiny feet as tip toes around "Oooo! Look at his tiny tootsies!" Dot puts some pink baby shoes on him kissing his foot in a motherly matter "Lemme get those for you baby."

"I am not a baby!" He turns around about to yell at her before he quickly realizes who he was talking too "Oh you're the warners aren't you?" He asked with a devilish smile grabbing a butterfly net to swipe them but the sibs jump in the air leaving him confused, he appear on his back in a cheerful way "Please to meet ya freak foot!"

Dot puckers out her lips to kiss him but noticed a wedding ring on his ring "Wedding ring you must have... have a great personality." She cringed at his face trying to be nice unlike LuLu who looks to the side and gags sticking her tongue.

"Or he's rich!"

"Maybe it's a green card marriage."

The hunter clears his throat slapping the warners off of him "La Señora Grubb loves me very much thank you!" He sticks out his chest introducing himself "I am Dr Walter Grubb, famous hunter of exotic cartoons and I'm here to complete my collection with four new trophies."

"I've always wanted to try taxidermy!" Wakko glees, the Warner spin around displaying themselves on the wall "Yes!" Dr. Grubb smiles but then frowns "Nononono there's no sport in that at all, you see you must run and hide. And when you least expect it! You'll fall victim to one of my traps"

"You're the boss Weeny Walkers!"

"That's Dr. Weeny Walkers!!"

"Yeah that's why two W's right?" Grubb looks down to see a mount stand around his neck while Dot rewriting his name to Weeny Walkers on his name tag with permanent marker, he struggles to get it off as the warners walk away laughing.

LuLu waves at him with a smile as she's being carried away by Yakko "Bye Bye!"

He growls watching them walk away

Oh the chase was about to be on!

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From a bush he stalks the warners in a public fountain having fun and swimming. Wakko was splashing around laughing, Yakko was scrubbing himself as if he were in the bathtub, Dot lays on a raft relaxing, and LuLu is riding on a purple swim toy octopus gigging.

Grubb snickers to himself evilly digging into his pockets and pulling out some darts, he stuffs them into the tube taking a deep breath before shooting them at the warners hitting all four of them in the butt.

"Hey is anyone else feeling sleepy?" Dot asked overwhelmed with grogginess, the warners lean over the fountain drowsily. LuLu stretches out her arms yawning feeling really tired "Nap Time."

"We'll time to hit the hay." Yakko yawns before actually literally hitting a big stack of hay, it turns into a bed with the Warner snuggling close together.

"Good Night Big Brother." Wakko yawns to Yakko and then looks at Dot "Good Night Baby Sister." He turns to a hay build crib where LuLu lays on her back "Good Night Other Baby Sister." He pats her on the head making her smile holding his finger in tiny room hand "Night Night."

"Good night mister hunting man sneaking up on us with a net. Wakko waves to the Grubb who's net is sticking out from the bushes clear as day, Grub pops up not reaches was caught "Ehm? Good Night."

"Mister Hunting man could you read us a bed time stories?" Wakko asked holding up a story for him to read them

"I don't think-"

"We can never go to sleep without a bed time story. Dot makes her eyes big and cute for him batting her eyelashes, Dr Grubb looks away awkwardly rubbing the back of his neck "But this wasn't on my schedule."

LuLu whimpers in her crib with tears forming in her eyes as she lets out a sad cry "Ory! Ory!" She begs as she sobbed

"Oh no now you made LuLu cry." Yakko shakes his head stretching his arms grabbing her bring her up to his chest rocking her gently.

"Awwwww." Dot and Wakko cup their hands together on their cheeks as they awe in sympathy looking over at their upset sister crying, Dr Grubb hisses cringing he rolls his eyes taking the book from Dot "Very Well I will read you a story." LuLu admittedly stops crying clapping her hands with a happy giggle.

He glares at her putting his butt on a stack of hay scooting up to them reading the book "Once upon a time, there were four little warners and a poor man's Elmer Fudd-" he quickly stops looking at the pages offended "Did this book just insult me?!"

"It's our favorite story!!"

"Yeah Mister don't stop now! Get to the good part." Yakko encouraged him as he and sibs scoot closer to each other "So the hunter stares Angrily! At the sweet children harboring resentful thoughts!" Later on that night Grubb is still reading the book tired while the sobs were wide awake "And the hunter never realized that the whole thing was a trick to get him to fall asleep." He finishes the book at the end with a picture of him sleeping on the bed of hat with the warners standing over him.

"Oh for heavens... sake." Grubb grumbles before falling asleep, Yakko throws the hay over him and LuLu puts a teddy bear by his shoulder before the warners leave.

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The next day Grubb is sound asleep gripping the teddy bear close to him sucking his thumb, suddenly a loud beep is heard making him shoot up in the air from surprise, a tour bus stops in front of the fountain

"And if you look to the right of the bus." The tour guide twist her head as everyone else mimics her "You'll see the fountain where they filmed the opening to Friends!"

A/N: Which is my favorite show ever!! 😆😆

Grubb follows into the fountain head first "And what appears to be a man with unusually small feet!" Grubb pops his head out with a frown "Achtung! Baby Foot!" A tourist woman points as the they all start snapping pictures of him. He grumps in anger walking up away soaking wet.

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Grubb giggles to himself looking at the rope trap with a cupcake as a trap in the middle "Hehe A good old-fashioned snare trap", he tip toes around hiding in a tree, waiting.

LuLu pops her head out looking at the cupcake with sparkling eyes stretching her arms out for it "Ake! Ake!" She claps her hands happily as Yakko sticks his head out "That's not the least bit suspicious!" He puts LuLu down letting her crawl to the cupcake, she grabs it with both hands sitting on her butt with a happy smile. Yakko walks into the trap picking her up and walking away while she eats her cupcake.

"Oh dear." Grubb raises an eyebrow confused on why the trap didn't work, he walks to it getting inside before being admittedly captured in the rope and then fall on his head, he opens the trap back up and places a sundae in the middle. He goes inside the tree again only for Dot to eat the ice cream and leave without being untouched.

Grubb comes back again messes with the line until he captured from his waist, frustrated he fixes the line again. This time putting a plate of ham down as bait.

Wakko walks up casually taking the ham and eating it, leaving but not without letting out a satisfied burp. Grubb comes from his hiding spot confused and anger "Grrr how is this possible?!" He then realized he was in the trap cringing on what was going to happen. When nothing happened he did a sigh relief

Before bursting into flames and falling to the ground in a pile of ashes.

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A knock on the water tower alerts the warners who pop their heads out from inside "Ubb!" LuLu greets him with a smile "Hamster Hoppers! To what do we owe the pleasure?"

"Here to try and catch us again?" Wakko asked

Grubb lowers his hat defeated "Not at all my fine animated friends, I'm not going to hunt you anymore."

"How come Shrimp Slippers?" Dot asked looking at him sympathetically making her eyes big and cute "Aww.. is it because you're really bad at it?"

Grubb laughs sarcastically at her insult "Oh very good!" He puts his hat back on "No not because I'm bad at it, it's because I've decided to retire from hunting you see."

"It's because he's bad at it." Wakko assured as LuLu nods in agreement "Mm hm!"

"No its-" Grubb growls about to angry but clears his throat calming down "No it's because I want to preserve cartoons like yourselves for future generations." He gives them a smile "I've got a new mantra you see, take only photographs, leave only footprints."

"Baby sized footprints." Yakko picks up LuLu holding her out for show as she points at her baby foot wiggling her toes.

"Not baby sized footprints!!" Grubb stomps up and down angrily making the warners jump with him "Regular sized footprints. Regular!" He sighs "But before I go might I be able to take a photograph of you? He pulls out a camera before giving them a evil wicked smile "Wonderful beautiful creatures?"

"I don't see why not baby boots"

"Sure Cinderella slippers."

"Let's do it Mink Moccasins."

"Uppy Oes!"

"LuLu says you have puppy toes."

"I know what she said." Grubb grinds his teeth trying to hold in the anger "You're too kind" he holds the camera out as the warners smile for the picture

"That's it"

"Don't"

"Move"

"A muscle."

He snaps the picture and a net comes out of the camera capturing the warners in the net, they yell and grunt trying to get free as Grubb jumps off the towers and ties them to the back of golf cart driving away as the warners grunt and oof with each bump they hit on the road.

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Dr Grubb takes the warners back to his mansion, he opens the door to his study showing them the different Animaniacs characters he had captured all over the room. LuLu whimpers scooting towards her big sister hugging her waist shaking scared.

"Ah as you can see, you four will make a fine addition to my collection." He gently pushes them forward, Yakko notices the heads of the goodfeathers mounted on the wall "Oh! So that's why the Goodfeathers never responded to my LinkedIn requests!"

"But oh it gets better." Grubb smiles pushing them more forward, he shows them a hand crafted red water tower with spikes around it. "This will be your new home until I... mount you on this wall!" He gestured to the four mount stands around on displays above the fireplace.

"Hey I want to talk to my lawyer!" Wakko frowns

"I don't think so-" Grubb was about to shoo him off but Wakko grabs his hand making his fingers look like a phone putting it up to his ear. "Hello? Hello Mr. Lawyer man?

Grubb frowns at the Warner boy confused and annoyed "just what do you think you're doing?" Suddenly his other hand rings like a telephone, Yakko grabs it answering it "I'll get it! Yellow! Law offices of Lobster and Lobster, Yakko speaking!"

"I'm in jail!"

"Really? I'm in jail!, let me dial in my associate."

"Stop all this nonsense!"

Out of nowhere his mustache rings, Dot pops up on his shoulder and rips it off "Ouch!" Grubb yells out in pain but Dot shushes him "Shh quiet! law offices of Lobster and Lobster, Dot speaking."

"We're in jail!!"

"Same! Let me transfer you over to my assistant." Dot pushes the mustache and Grubb's hat rings LuLu pops up on top of his head using his hat as a phone "Ello?"

"We're in jail!!" Her siblings scream into their phones, LuLu gasps dramatically putting a hand on her chest gesturing to herself "E too!"

"Maybe this is what we haven't made partner." Dot sighs, Grubb angrily takes his mustache back and grabs LuLu by her tail shoving her into her sister's arms "Enough Chatter!!" He screams in Dot's face who shields her little sister to her landing on the ground "All I need is a Yakko, a Wakko, a Dot and a LuLu." He looks at all the sobs from oldest to youngest looking at LuLu last who lets out a cute burp.

"Hold the phone are you sure you've caught everyone? Yakko asks raising an eyebrow with a smirk.

"Rather."

"What about Slappy Squirrel?"

"Of course and her buck toothed nephew too." Grubb shows them Slappy and a terrified mount of Skippy

"Well what about Charlton 'Baynarts' Woodchuck? Who debuted in episode 42 and then later returned as the star of 'My father, the tuna' in episode 74?" Wakko asked

"Oh yes I made him into his coat. Quite cozy." The hunter shows off the character with pride.

Yakko quickly covers Lulu's eyes so she wouldn't get scared or freaked out "Oh well when you're beat. You're best come on sibs." Yakko leads the sibs to the tower, Grubb laughs to himself dancing in victory. LuLu thinks for a minute and perks up tugging Dot's skirt "Oo?" She raises an eyebrow at her big sister

"Yeah Lu's right what about Boo?"

"Boo who?" Grubb asked

"Aw don't cry Mr.Man!" Wakko assured him

"I'm not crying and I have no idea what you're talking about." Grubb crosses his arms looking away

"Come on Chicken boo! The chicken?"

"He wears a disguise to look like human guys?"

LuLu flaps her arms to mimics wings clucking like a chicken.

"I can see why haven't heard of him. He was the least popular character on the whole show."

"Ehm well I'm sure he wasn't the least-" Grubb tries to speak but Yakko interrupts him "Bottom of every fan list!!"

Grubb swallows a lump in his throat "Even Beethoven had his critics."

"Beethoven was a man."

"Well they say one man's man is another man chicken." He lets an awkward laugh, Dot lands on his back "That's not a quote. You want a quote? Here's one from the contract for the Animaniacs reboot." Yakko and Wakko pull her up a chair for her to sit in and LuLu hands her the contract "Chicken Boo shall never under any circumstances appear in the Animaniacs reboot."

Grubb whimpers a little with tears in his eyes a little hurt by the words, Wakko holds LuLu up "What do you think of chicken boo Lu?"

LuLu response by doing a raspberry with a frown

"And she speaks for everyone under 21." Yakko jabs a thumb to the baby Warner

Dr Grubb stands up knocking the warners to the ground "It's not fair! If I'm not allowed in the reboot nobo-" he whines about to rant but puffs out his cheeks like he was holding back something. Warner look at him dumbfounded, he grunts a little before letting out a cluck sweating

"Nobody is!!"

He starts to squirm and shake as feather poke out of his back transforming The warners scream and yell in disgust of what they're witnessing as Chicken Boo lets out a rooster crow.

"I knew it!!" Yakko and Dot point

"Boo!!" LuLu cheers with hands in the air

"So you hunted down every character from the original cast of Animaniacs one by one, just because you were left out of the reboot?" Yakko asks the giant chicken who clucks in response

"And you were gonna do the same to us?" Dot asks, making her eyes big and cute "the charming faces of the franchise?"

Chicken boo clucked again

"Bad Boo Boo Bad!" LuLu frowns waving her finger at the chicken who looked ashamed.

"And you guys knew it was chicken boo all along" Wakko looked at his siblings dumbfounded

The other Warners cluck as a yes

"Hey he's getting away!" Wakko yells seeing Chicken Boo rushing out the door, Wakko goes to stop him but Yakko puts a hand on his shoulder "Let him go baby bro, I think I know this gonna play out."

Chicken boo walks down the road as the characters from the original look at him angrily, he clucks in fear running away from the angry toons.

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