Late in the night the Warner siblings gathered around a campfire camping

LuLu sits in Yakko's lap looking at the fire, she reaches her hand out wanting to touch but Yakko noticed and pulls her hand back "Uh Uh munchkin don't touch the fire."

"Now let's see." Wakko digs around in the bag

"Marshmallows"

"Graham Crackers."

"And-"

Wakko looks down at his hands to see nothing "Oh no no no no no no! I forgot the chocolate!"

Yakko, LuLu, and Dot gasps dramatically

"No Mores?" LuLu asked her oldest brother with a sad frown with big eyes.

"No mores." Yakko shook his head confirming as the littlest sibling whimpers with sadness

"What's the point of a camp fire trip without s'mores?" Wakko sighs, suddenly the ground started to shake

"Um excuse me, but you can not be here!" A giant buff blond haired man interrupts

"Hey maybe this guys got some chocolate!" Yakko beams

"Yeah mister ya got any chocolate?" Dot asked

"Whocolate! Whocolate!" LuLu stretches her arms out towards him waiting for him to put some chocolate in her hand

"What? No!"

"Aw why not?" The four Warner siblings whine

"Because this is not Wonka Willy's playtime!" The man said annoyed "This is the Greek games!" He gestured to the cheering crowd and news reporters showing that the Warners were on top of a giant trophy

"Huh so it is." Yakko's around

"And I am Nils Niedhart!" The man points to himself. "The all wanting favorite to win all the gold metals!" He points up to a display of beautiful shine gold medals

"Hey look foil wrapped chocolates!" Wakko points at the metals

"Oo so fancy!" Dot smiles

"Whocolate!" LuLu bounces up and down clapping her hands

"Looks like we're gonna have to become 'gold meddlers'!"

"Title of the sketch?"

"Title of the sketch."

Horns starts to blow as the games finally begin

"It's starting!" Nils Niedhart claps his hands excitedly "Ok bye bye No squatters in the stadium until after games are over."

"That's when the urban decay sets in." He says deeply serious with a blank face

He wraps the warners in their tent and chucks them mid air, the Warners screams are heard as they fly though the air

"This is so in tents!" Yakko screams as the tent slammed into the scoreboard, a mine sitting on top of it plays on the drums

"Ladies and Gentlemen!" An announcer speaks up "Say hello to the best athletes in the world" different athletes from different countries hold their flags beside them with pride until Nils Niedhart lands roughly and smacks everyone out of the way with his own flag "Yah! Hello! Nils Niedhart coming though! Get over it! No big deal! JK Very big deal!"

Some audiences in the stands cheer for him

"I love you Nills!" A fan shows off his shirt

"Thank you but I am already in a serious relationship with my biceps Ronald and Matilda!" Nils flecks his muscles kissing them "And my pecks Mooby and Highbeam." He then kisses his pecks and looks down at his legs "And my calves Ambush and Bazooka!" He kiss his calves before posing for the flashing cameras

"Outta the way!"

"One side coming though!"

"Excuse me!"

"Stwep a wide!"

Nils Niedhart look down to see the Warners walking pass him now on the field "I thought I told you to go away!"

"We did went to London!" Yakko puts a set of a tea cup and pot in his hand

"Cairo!" Yakko puts a pyramid on his head

"The Great Wall of china!" He pulls out a tiny replica of the stone wall and drops it on Nils's foot who hold his breath as his eyes welled up in pain

"I found myself in Paris." Wakko pulls out a picture of two Wakkos posing in front of the Eiffel Tower

Nils Niedhart angrily grabs them off his shoulders and throws them to the ground "Athletes are the only people allowed here!"

"Just look at you!" He grabs Dot's leg stretching it out like taffy "You're legs are like the stems of a very vulnerable flower!" Nils stands on his tippy toes mocking Dot

LuLu frowns that he was making fun of her big sister, she jumps towards him and bites down on his finger hard "Yeow!" Nils Niedhart pulls back his finger seeing it was red and throbbing "The little baby puppy bite me!"

"She doesn't like it when her sister is teased by lazy rendered stereotypes." Dot pats her baby sister on the head for defending her, LuLu growls at Nils foaming at the mouth "We most certainly are athletes." Dot pulls out a paddle ball and starts bouncing it

"But you don't have a flag." Nils Niedhart tries to tell them but gets interrupted when the ball bounces on his face

"Oh boy this is gonna hurt, you better cover Lulu's eyes." Wakko tells his sister who obeys and covers the youngest Warner's eyes, Wakko reaches inside his shirt and rips out a pair of underwear with the Warner brothers logo on it before attaching in to a pole "See Flag!"

"Well pal looks like we'll be competitors may the best man win!" Yakko smiles cheerfully at Nils Niedhart who did not look happy at all

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"First up, organized falling also know as the high dive." An announcer describes the first challenge, the crowd cheered for him as three judges come up to the table ready.

Nils kisses to the crowd on top of the diving board

Wakko and Dot pop up at a table wearing headsets looking from the inside "Oh dear, the crowd seems to be confused."

"Yes on the list that I've written for him I see his name is Bills Beefheart." Dot reads from the paper

"A common mistake Bills Beefheart was his father." Wakko comments "Tragic story there but this guy's name is grill cheese art." Wakko holds up a grill cheese sandwich with the Mona Lisa imprinted on it

The crowd continues to cheer for Nils as he puts a swim cap tucking his hair, he takes a deep breath and stretched out his arms for balance. He jumps and dives doing a row of flips, before a moonwalk

"Impressive moonwalk but don't you feel it's a little out dated?"

"It is but this the reboot of a 90s show!"

"Touché."

Nils holds up a flag of his country

"Oh the Brute Reynolds!"

"More dated and even more impressive!"

Neils finish's his moves and dives head first into the water not making a single splash, he floats back up to the surface taking off his swimming cap flipping his hair splashing the judges with water

All three judges hold up a 10

"Nils! Nils! Nils!" The crowd cheers

"Oh ten across the board!" Wakko pops up ten fingers on each hand "that's gonna be hard to beat."

"Mathematically impossible in fact." Dot types on a calculator and shows that this fact was true

"Luckily our next competitor can't do math." Wakko gestured to the diving board "Yakko Warner from Burbank!"

Yakko takes deep breaths in and out as he does squats with his arms out, LuLu dressed up like a coach reaches into his mouth pulling out his tongue and spraying water in it

Yakko gives her a thumbs up as he climbs up the ladder, he pulls out a lever and making the diving board go up in the air, Yakko takes a deep breath as he tip toes to the edge.

"Yakko really depends on the support of his family I've spoken to his youngest sister who has been training him for the pass five minutes, I've also talked to his brother."

"And I've recently spoke to his other sister."

"They both agree."

"He can't swim."

Yakko jumps off the diving board falling towards the water suddenly bursting into flames from the speed, he falls so fast he breaks the sound wave making the glass break from where Wakko and Dot were sitting

"It appears that Yakko Warner has broken the sound barrier upon re-entry."

"That's right Dot both physically impossible and tough to beat."

Yakko continues to fall as Nils looked nervously trying to get out of the way but is splashed out of the water, the pool water hit the judges who land safely back at the table ..... but then is crushed by Nils

They all three hold up 100 signs

"No!" Nils angrily snatches the sign and chomps down eating them

"Boy this guy is very serious about winning." Dot looks down below

"It must be amazing chocolate in those medals!" Wakko licks his lips

Yakko smiles with pride as he receives his medal.

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"Next up Wrestling."

Nils stands in a wrestling ring wearing a wrestling costumes

"Weighing at 250 pounds and a height of 6'5 it is the big muscle machine Nils Niedhart!" The announcer introduces Nils who flecks his muscles at the audience, he wears an old school blue wrestling outfit

"Weighing in at 30 pounds and a height of 30 inches it's the tiny bundle of cuteness LuLu Warner!!" The announcer introduces LuLu who sits on the floor on the wrestling ring suck on her thumb wearing a purple unitard with a black tutu and a black mask around her eyes. Yakko stands outside of the ring with a grey sweatshirt and a beanie on his head as if he were a coach

"I must say little LuLu Warner is the most absolute adorable wrestler I have ever seen!" Dot smiles aww at her little sister

"It's gonna be tough to beat a buff guy like Nils." Wakko nods

Nils just laughed at the baby "Haha a little baby think it can defeat me haha this will be the easiest metal ever!"

"He seems to be very confident he'll win this." Wakko raises an eyebrow

"What he doesn't know is that Warner has been trained by the greatest and dumbest coach in the world." Dot gestured to Yakko down below

"Now remember kid ya gotta hit em where it hurts! Ya gotta go for the knockout like a told ya." Yakko talks in a Brooklyn accent while rubbing Lulus shoulders

The bell rings as Nils yells stomping towards LuLu but stops when she puts her hand up, she pulls out a bottle with chocolate milk in it and starts to drink it

"Aww little baby wants to drink her milky wilky."
Nils teases laughing

"If seems that LuLu has a trick up her sleeve or should I say bottle."

"It appears that she's drinking chocolate milk and research studies show that once the milk enters her bloodstream she'll be a hyper non stoppable machine." Wakko pulls out a chart of Lulus body and points to the chocolate milk entering her bloodstream

LuLu finishes the bottle and lets out a burp, her left eyes gets big and widen as she starts to shake uncontrollably

"Haha tell you what I'll let you have the first punch." Nils bends down patting his chin with a smug

LuLu jumps up and down laughing maniacally as she tackled Nils face, Nils screams in pain as LuLu flys in  a cloud around his face like a cat.

"Nahhhh! Someone get this baby off me!!!" Nils tries to pull LuLu off but she grabs his head pulling him to the ground, she sits on his back and bends his leg backwards

"Uncle! Uncle! I give! I give!!!" Nils slams his fist into the ground with tears in his eyes, a bell rings as LuLu jumps off him as the referee puts a gold medal around her, LuLu giggles proud of herself clapping her hands

Nils pouts angrily, he kicks his feet crying throwing a tantrum

"What a baby." LuLu gestured to Nils with a smirk

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"Equestrian."

Yakko sits down beside his brother and sister putting on a pair of headset "An equestrian the event where the horse does all the work and the human takes all credit."

"You know a lot about taking all the credit 'Mister Counties of the world Song'" Wakko turns away crossing his arms with a frown out of jealousy

LuLu coos patting her brother's head in comfort who gives a small smile

Nils waves at the audience sitting on his horse "Oh Knishenkugel let's 'yump' for some gold medals yah?" He pulls the reins on the horse and the horse takes off

He starts to jump the humps "Oh you like that huh?" He turns to Dot with a smirk

"Eh not bad" Yakko looks over "But the judge may deduct for comical mispronunciation."

Nils continues to rise his horse, to impress the judges he switches the role letting his horse ride on top of him. He jumps over the water his horse screams in fear. He lands perfectly switching back with his horse

The judges all hold out 9.9

Now it was Dot's turn

She comes onto the obstacle course riding a small donkey

"Hey little girl! Your pony's stubby body is an affront to nature." Nils mocks Dot laughing at the animal she choose

LuLu growls pulling out a mallet about to go down there but Yakko grabs her before she could putting her in his lap "Dont worry Lu Dot's got this." Yakko throws the mallet behind him putting a pacifier in her mouth to calm her. LuLu sits in her big brother's lap with her arms crossed sucking on the pacifier.

Suddenly Dot and the donkey glows magically transforming, the donkey turns into a unicorn, Nils's jaw dropped

"A hush silence here the crowd is stunned by the presence of the mystical creature pegasus." The other Warner sibling looked at the horse with aww

The Pegasus spreads its wings and bolts into the sky, soaring. Dot cheers having fun on the ride as the winged horse flys around the obstacle course in circles. The horse stops at the water and just casually skips on top of it before going back to flying into the air

The magic of the horse sprinkles over the reporters turning them into magical creatures, they all cheer in amazement

The horse lands in front of the judges, also turning them into magical creatures. They hold up sighs that spelled out 'Perfect Score'

Dot smiles in pride as one the judges puts a medal around the unicorns neck "I am the pegasus last of my kind." The horse speaks in a deep voice "I come bearing horrible tidings of war from neither dimensions."

Dot puts a finger on the horses mouth "Less Talky More Flappy!" She flys to the sky as Nils watched with a twitched eye about to lose his mind

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"And next, tennis for the un-atheistic Ping Pong!"

"Our competitors tonight: From Burbank, Wakko Warner."

"For Lichtenstein, Gils Braveheart."

"Nils Niedhart."

"Yeah like we said. Peels Play-Dart." Dot smiles, LuLu sits in the middle of them drawing a picture

"Aww LuLu drew a picture of you." Yakko smiles down looking at the picture she was drawing

LuLu shows off the picture, it was a drawing of Nils on his knees crying as the Warner eat chocolate that was wrapped in gold wrap

"Aww isn't that sweet." Dot smiles patting her little sister on the head

"They mock what they do not understand, My Name!" Nils huffs, he serves the ping pong ball to Wakko who swallows the ball whole. Nils looks confused for a second and serves another ball .... that Wakko eats again

Frustrated he serves multiple balls at the same time and Wakko eats every single one with ease "Hey! You cannot eat the sports balls!" Nils yells

"Oops sorry." Wakko pulls out a lighten candle, a plate and a cloth that he wraps around his neck "I forgot my table manners." Wakko lets out a massive burp burping out all the balls that he has eaten, hitting Nils directly in the face

"Under section 31 of the rule book." LuLu pulls out a very large book dropping it on the table, she flips to a certain page and pulls out a Magnifying glass as Yakko looks at the text "It states one one can, technically consume and regurgitate the ball in play."

"Huh?" LuLu gives a confused looks as she looks down at the text to see if it's correct

"I'm as baffled as you are sis." Dot shrugs her shoulders "But the rules are the rules."

Nils sees on the board that the Warners has won another award, his blood boils as his whole body turns red with anger "That's it!" He grabs the table that the judges were sitting and throws it  "No more Herr Nice Guy!!"

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"Volleyball, the sport for tall people that can't dribble."

The warner brothers and sisters stretch out their arms and legs getting ready for the game

Nils leaps up in the air ready to smack the ball but Yakko quickly cranks up a lever on the side of the net to make it taller. Nils finally serves it but the ball ricocheted hitting him in the face making fall to the ground

Yakko serves the ball landing on the net

The ball comes towards Nils burning fire hot

"I can't watch!" Wakko covers his eyes

"I can!" Dot smirks

"Ire Ball!" LuLu cheers as they sits on the net watching

The ball smacks Nils in the face so hard he has to be driven away in an ambulance "Bye Bye!" LuLu waves at the ambulance as it drove away

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"Discus, when you absolutely positively have to throw a plate."

Dot throws her disk which doesn't make it that far, being the supportive siblings they are Yakko, Wakko, LuLu clap for their sister

Nils takes a deep breath and throws his disk as hard as he could

Wakko's eyes sparkle and he starts to run after barking like a puppy, he jumps in the air catching the disk. He brings it back to Nils, he throws it up for Nils to catch but it hits his ...... no no square

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"Screaming Match, the louder the scream the more points for your team."

Nils and LuLu who was casually sucking on her pacifier stood beside each other side by side with a microphone in front of them. Nils steps up first and clears his throat before letting out a manly scream making the stadium shake a little."

The judges holds out 8.0 cards.

"Haha try and beat that puny little baby!" Nils smirks at the youngest Warner

Yakko walks towards them putting on a pair of ear plugs in his ears as Wakko and Dot do the same, Yakko picks her up and walks to mic, he takes his hand and takes the pacifier out of her mouth.

LuLu looks dumbfounded for a second but quickly gets a sad whimper, she lets out a loud high pitch scream making the whole stadium shake like an earthquake. Nils covers his ears falling to the ground yelling to himself from pain of his drums being busted

Yakko puts the pacifier back in her mouth

The judges who were under the table to block out the noise pull out 10.0 cards.

Nils angrily grabs the microphone and breaks it on his knee as Yakko tickles his baby sister who giggles happily

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"High jump, now legally in twelve US states."

Nils bolts towards the high jump about to jump it but he suddenly hears upbeat music, he sees the warners in Caribbean outfits dancing. Dot lowers the high jump making it a limbo game

She grabs his hand, Nils giggles Surprisingly having a good time. He starts to limbo not noticing that Dot was taking a step back, when he finally got low enough Dot runs and jumps onto his face and does a back flip before landing perfectly

The score board beeps and shows the siblings with hundreds of medals, landing on top of them

The crowd cheers for them as Nils groans loudly in pain with a bruised face.

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Later on in the night the Warners enjoy a nice warm camp fire

"Wow that was fun!" Yakko smiles warming his hands at the fire

"And we've got enough chocolate to make s'mores for the rest of our lives." Wakko picks up a medal trying to open it but it doesn't budge "Hey Wait a minute these aren't chocolates." He takes a big bite out of it but the medal breaks his teeth

LuLu takes a medal and puts it in her mouth sucking on it "Bleck!" LuLu spits it out sticking her tongue out in disgust "Ew Icky!"

Dot tries to crack one open but it doesn't break "Its gold what a rip off!"

Yakko goes though the medals what were in his hand "Nope! Nope! Nope! what are we supposed to do with all these junky pieces of metal?"

Suddenly they hear the sound of sobbing, the look down to see Nils angry kicking a piece of equipment "it's not fair I am the champion! I am the best!" Nils throws the equipment around and accidentally hits himself or the head

"And I thought LuLu had bad tantrums." Yakko rolls his eyes, LuLu crosses her arms looking at her big brother offended

"Maybe we pushed him too far." Dot cringed

"Nah he had it coming." Yakko frowns

Nils lays on the ground face first crying

"Hey fella come on it can't be that bad what's the matter?" Yakko asked while twirling the medal on his finger

"You! You are the matter!" Nils frowns

"Ya know technically we're all matter." Bill Nye the science guys pops out of nowhere "Made of Star stuff, that's what so remarkable-"

"This is not Ted's talk. Go away planet man!" Nils huffs angrily

"Alright see you around the cosmos." Bill Nye floats away, disappearing into the stars "Wow really puts things into perspective."

"Yeah I feel like I'm back in Paris." Wakko pulls out a picture of him and Bill at the Eiffel Tower

"All I wanted was the medals!" Nils sobs "Why couldn't I have the medals."

"You want the medals?" Wakko asked

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"Ready?" The Warners sit in the crawler loaders

"Ready!" Nils squeals in excitement as the medals tower over him, Wakko pulls the lever and showers the medals down on Nils who catches him .... but quickly seems to have trouble holding them in his arms

"Uh Nils ... the medals." Yakko points at the ground "They're too heavy."

"Quick get rid of them!"

"Never!" I'm keeping them forever!" Nils grumps still struggling to hold the medals

"Okay have it your way." Yakko shrugs his shoulders

Finally the ground caves in and Nils falls though the ground into hell landing roughly, three demons hold 6 6 6 on cards.

The four siblings look down at Nil who now will spend his time down in hell.

"Bye Bye!!" LuLu gives him a wave