Bonus chapter: National Examination
*Me and da boys chill suddenly....*
*Phone notifications ring*
(Author): Đờ mờ (fuck) *Gulp* Welp time for me to go for long march...
(Y/N): What? Something wrong man?
Bảo (eating a sandwich): *Munching* Ya mum calling?
(Author): No...it's the National Exam it coming for me
(Y/N) / Bảo: Ohhhhhh shit I know it'll coming/ fucking hell
*RUBY KICK DA DOOR*
*BANG*
Ruby: *Hysterical* Hey guy!
Yang: What's you guys doing? What with that worried face?
Blake: Something wrong?
(Author): *Tired sigh* National examination...it's coming to me....
Blake: *Confused* The what exam?
Yang: More like huntresses exam?
Ruby: EXAM!!! What exam?! Did I MISS IT?!
Weiss: No you dolt! We already did the final huntress exam one month ago!
Bảo: No is not....you guys don't get it
(Y/N): the National Examination day but the student called it five-hell marching days
Weiss: Five-hell marching day?
Blake: So the students have to march on war for five long day straight?
Ruby/ Yang: Sound cool!
Maka: No I afraid your ladies are wrong
(Y/N): Ahhh Maka the ministry of Education! Thank for coming can you please explain my huntress friends our old rotten National bloody examination?
Maka: Of course Mr. President, *Throat-clearing* Ladies all you saids about National Examination is...completely wrong & childish
RWBY: You no fun/ What? Am I wrong/ that's suck/ *Blank expression*
Weiss: So can you explain fully to us
Maka: *Giggle* Alright, the National Examination know as high school graduation exam where all grade 12 students are participating to get a graduation diploma and live freely proudly citizen must first they must-
*Meanwhile*
(Y/N): So you participating in that exam?
(Author): Yes I must to...it very important
Bảo: Do you need sum help? I can get you a-
(Author): No it cheating even if you and (Y/N) helping got a pass by hacking it
(Y/N): Come on man! You know Bảo and I fucking went through five hell day of this motherfucking old exam you participated it didn't even worth it!
Bảo: Yeah and don't mention even you graduated and got ya self in University even you graduated again you still fucking jobless
(Y/N): And don't have a dream job bohooo...
Bảo: Yeah don't mention each year TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND COLLEGE STUDENT FUCKING UNEMPLOYMENT EVEN THEY GOT A JOB
(Y/N): Even 20 year of working saving money...you still don't has enough buying ya self a own house
(Author): I know...but I risk it I want to end 18 year of fucking hell 18 YEAR OF FUCKING SHITTY HOLE but now it time....to fight
(Y/N): *Sigh* Fine but remember no turning back from this
(Author): Hahaha trust me I won't
Bảo: Don't be stressful (Y/N)! beside I believe he can do it and you got two fucking bastard supporting ya back!
(Author): Thank man
(Y/N): Anyway if you need some help I send Vodka Natalia she will helping you a lot of thing if you need...
Bảo: Uhmmm...isn't Natalia just abroad to Moscow after Wagner Group plan to overthrowing Putin?
*Silent moment*
(Author):..........
Bảo:....................
(Y/N):................ Ohh Motherfuck-
*Scene change*
*On a civilian plane BUT secretly in cargo*
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After watching new, Natalia then growing a wicked smiles with the eye of death
Natalia: Евгений Пригожин, Валерий Герасимов, Владимир Путин, Сергей Шогу все они должны УМЕРЛИ! (Yevgeny Prigozhin, Valery Gerasimov, Vladimir Putin, Sergei Shogu all of them must died!)
Natalia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yep that a high experience ex-spetnaz laugh and potential to be a yandere smile
Natalia: Mr. President I know you will furiously when found out about this but don't worry cause after his end I WILL MARRY YOU AND YOU SOON BE MY HUSBAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Back to (Y/N) and his f r I e n d s driving to school*
(Y/N): ACHOO! God darn it....
(Author): Ya okay man?
(Y/N): Yeah I'm fine but why do I feel that I will forcefully marry to Russian crazy chick?
Bảo: Huh
(Author): Wut?
(Y/N): Nevermind that...anyway we're here
(Author): Oh boy! Can't wait to finish fucking mathematics test-
In front of the BOYS is the school on flame of examination where thousand student force sit in a desk where they fight every test history, literature, math, geography, biology, science and foreign language.....
(Author): Well this is it boys
Bảo: No please DON'T GO IN HERE YOU WILL DIED
(Author): I have to and comrades if I died tell my mom my pa my sister...that I love 'em *Salute* I'M GOING IN YA FUCKING EXAM FUCKTARD!
Bảo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *kick the door car*
(Y/N): *Stuggle stoping Bảo* NOOOOO BẢO PLEASE NO LET HIM FINISH IT! We need to GET THR HELL OUT OF HERE!
Bảo: FUUUUCCCCKKKK LET ME GO (Y/N) LET ME IN!!!
(Y/N): Sorry Bảo
*Knock him out cold*
Bảo: OOF!
(Y/N): Fucking hell! *Start the engine*
Two boys getting out the HELL school as the school gate made from wall of hellfire appear from ground (Y/N) drive madly and he look back one last time before they made it at home and start praying for their friends and thousand warriors in the battlefield called National Exam.
To the students of final high school this it is the final path of our long year school is coming to an end the National Examination is coming in just 3 days so LET US FIGHT A WORTHY WAR LET US FIGHT LIKE SOLDIER! COME ON STUDENTS STAND BESIDE ME AND CHARGE! REMEMBER WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING FOR!
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