Here!  I'll make this short.
If any of you guys want to contribute some ideas, please do. Well... thats it. *shrug*
Oh yeah the picture above will be referred to in the chap, just imagine him (up) with a school uniform.
And here we go! On to the story!!!
           
                                *

"Yuuki-senpai?"

"Hai?"

"What time is it?"

The girl that was sitting on the window sill glanced at her watch and snapped her book close.

"Its five minutes until the club opens."

The two dashed out of the library and ran down the carpeted stairs of the school hurriedly.

*

"I thought.... You.. Were punctual."

Haruhi panted as she caught her breath in front of Music Room 3.

I stood beside her and covered my pink face with the book I borrowed.
She sighed and pushed open the doors.

"Welcome!"

The club was filled with jungle trees and vines, in those flora there were animals swinging, jumping, flying and crawling around. Not forgetting slithering, sorry Anaconda.

Wait what?

The host is drenched in wildlife of the Ama- wait.... Nah, this seems more like Indonesia or something.

My eyebrow twitched and I looked at Haruhi, who was checking the calender in her planner.

"Its still early spring..." She stuttered before a toucan landed on her head.

I stared at Kyoya, who was innocently typing on his computer. Then at Tamaki who was flirting with some clients.

Kyoya looked up from his computer and gestured for me to come over.

He shoved some clothes into my hands that were similar to his into my my hands, then pointed to the dressing rooms.

I opened my mouth to object but he just said, "Nothing private will show." He made his glasses click such that it would reflect the light for a bit and he returned to his typing.

He knows.

Then again, He is Kyoya Ootori.

I smirked and walked over to the dressing rooms.

                         *

"Yuki-kun!!! You look great in that!!! "

"Thank you my lady,  but in all honesty,  your beauty outshines the brightest of gems."

"kya~~~"

I shivered internally and 'smiled' at my customers reactions.

I was wearing a traditional Balinese warrior outfit (with no make up/war paint).  Haruhi  was on tea tray duty first shift  today so I have to stay with the customers for a while longer. *sigh*

"Yuki-senpai!!!!  Its your turn to serve the tea! "
Haruhi called out.

I winked at my customers and clicked my tongue,  "Catch you later. "

I heard swooning as I headed towards Haruhi and her empty tray. I still can't believe I joined this club.

"Thank you Yuki -San. "
Haruhi grabbed her shoulder blade and rotated her arm gingerly. It popped.
"ow.... "

I gently turned her so her back was facing me and massaged her shoulders.
"ah... " she sighed happily and turned towards me with a happy smile on her face.
"Arigato Yuki - Senpai! "
She then skipped off happily towards her customers.

So sweet that one.

                          *

"Even I,  a king in his royal uniform,  is a mere servant to a beauty like you my princess. "

Believe me.  I didn't say that.
Tamaki  did.

He said something about the Host club organizing a dance and I stared at Kyoya for answers.  He whipped out a flip book and wrote something's on it.

'i asked the student council don't worry. '

He flipped the page.

'Nami-senpai was all for it. "

I rolled my eyes at this and suddenly it struck me.

I 'm a terrible dancer.

I glared at Kyoya who was smirking while he typed out something's on his Pineapple Notebook.

He planned this all along.

                         *

"Boss,  stop eating those commoner ramen... "

Tamaki slurped up some more commoner ramen from the cup labeled 'beef flavored instant ramen'. 

Can't blame him,  that stuff is good.
He quarreled with the gang about something with Haruhi  acting like a boy and a girl falling in love with her and he dragged out this large treasure box that had the sign: King's Property.

He pulled out this big blown up picture of Haruhi in Middle school and my eyes popped out in surprise.  She IS very pretty as a girl.
She had long brown hair and dark hazel eyes that matched her hair,  her pale completion complimented her looks perfectly.

I lowered my book unto the window sil and looked at the picture with the others.  (Haruhi was still getting over the fact that Tamaki has a photo of her that big. )

"Yuki-chan,  what did you look like in middle school? "

I shrugged and said "same. "
Kyoya whipped out a picture of me in my middle school  uniform.

"I didn't know you wore glasses!  " Hikaru exclaimed,  tracing over the picture.
*stare*

*Kaoru stares*

*Tamaki stares*

*Honey stares*

*Mori-senpai stared*

Kyoya just smirked and waited for me to give in.

I reluctantly dug through my messy bag to pull out my spectacles case. Removing my contacts,  I slipped on my glasses and looked at them.

"Happy now? "

They clapped at my transformation and turned back to look at Haruhi's picture.

That was a fast change of attention.

"Yuki-senpai do you find Haruhi attractive? "
Hikaru asked with a curious tone.

I shrugged and replied, "I'm not gonna lie,  she does look pretty."
They (H n K) conversed in hushed tones and I said, "Not as a lady. "

They immediately stopped and moved away from each other like nothing happened.

"Talking about the dance,  can you dance Haruhi?"

She stuttered and said,  "But that's not part of my quota right? "
Kyoto lectured her about how it was  part of Host Club activities therefore she has to do it.

"Yuki,  can you dance? "

I turned my head at the voice. It was Mori-senpai who had spoken.
I laughed awkwardly and replied,  "I need training."

                         *

"Quick quick slow,  quick quick slow.  On slow,  you pull your feet together."

Kanako-san,  aka Host Hopper was teaching Haruhi how to dance as the male lead.

"Yuki. Focus on your own partner,  it isn't polite. "

Nami had come to the Host club to check on the prep with Kyoya but ended up dancing with me.

"Gomene,  Nami -senpai. "

She smiled forgivingly and then winced.
"I forgot how painful your treading was. "
Shocked,  I let go of her hand and let her hop to the nearest chair to nurse her foot.

I heard someone laugh and I turned around to face my mocking jay. Kyoya snickered from behind his clipboard and jotted down some notes.

I sighed. "Instead of mocking me,  could you be a dear and teach me? "

He seemed to laugh harder at my annoyance and I skulked over to my tea tray to drink some Earl Gray.

While I sipped my tea,  an inviting hand stretched out in front of me. My eyes found the kind soul and they almost popped out of their sockets.

"Kyoya?"

He looked away from me and replied, "You wanted me to help right? "

I raised my eyebrows in a distrusting manner and still took his hand regardless.

Maybe it was because he was a good dancer,  maybe it was because I was too scared to step on him,  or maybe it was because his eyes were drilling holes in my head. But I didn't step on his foot!!  Such a surprising development!

                          *

"ah!  Is this teacup Ginori? "

I nodded while pouring the Host hopper more tea and nudged the bespectacled bastard to explain. He had "teleported" to Kanako's side before I could elbow him in the rib, casting a quick smirk at me before rapidly returning to speak with Kanako-san.

"Yes,  the Host Club has been trying to improve the standards of the teacups for our customers and spread a wider variety of colorful tea sets.
A new shipment should be arriving today  " He explained in one breath,  irritatingly adjusting his glasses in a "cool" way again.

I don't know why it makes my eyebrow twitch so much.
Haruhi piped up and asked,  "Kanako-senpai, do you like teacups? "
Flustered, Kanako slammed the teacup back onto the table in a flurry. "N-no I d-dont, what ma-makes you say that? " she stuttered profusely.

So she does like them, but why does she hide it?

"Host Club,  I brought your new import of Tea sets! "

Kanako seemed to shrink back into the chair at that voice,  I turned around to see who was speaking.

"Suzushima-kun,  thank you for going through all the trouble to bring this here. " the Bespectacled Bastard said and took some boxes from Suzushima's hands. 

Suzuhima Toru,  heir to a tea set company.

Haruhi walked over curiously and asked Tohru , "Are you the delivery guy? "
He sweat dropped.
Kanako replied for him, "He doesn't look like the heir to a first class company does he? " she laughed sourly as she shrank back into her chair.
The spectacle bastard introduced Suzushima while I stared at Kanako's depressed figure.
  I slipped a digestive biscuit onto her saucer and watched as a small smile lit up her face.
Her eyes flit to my stoic face and she muttered a small thank you before munching lady likely on the chocolate digestive biscuit.

I let a smile slip by my defenses and I pat her head encouragingly.

"Suzushima-kun,  how are the preparations going? "
Nami asked him,  yes she's still here,  she is too free. 
He smiled humbly and replied, "I'm all set to go. "
"But surely you would be leaving someone special behind. "
"Ahaha,  I have no one of the sort. " he scratched the back of his head and embarrassment.
Fake embarrassment.
Kanako stared at the teacup in her hands woefully as Suzushima said that,  tilting it on the base so the tea swirled inside it's container.

Suzushima soon left and Haruhi returned to Kanako's side.  She immediately sensed the tension and asked Kanako-san the question which answer is so obvious:
"Kanako-san, do you like Suzushima-senpai? "

Kanako immediately spewed out the tea she had been drinking and slammed her teacup onto the saucer again.
'Careful... '

"I I D-dont, what makes you say that A hahaha."

She stuttered nervously.
I sighed and pushed my teatray away from the hopeless girl.
Oh dear...

She quickly got up and left with Nami who said she had more important things to do.
Yeah go on lady,  do your Student Council work.

Haruhi looked confusedly at her retreating figure before Honey pulled her from her confused state.
"Haru-chan! Did you know? Kasuga-chan is Tohru-chan's fiance! "

That seemed to answer her question as she came back to earth. I shrugged at the fact, not my business, future spouses can settle their own stuff.

"Kyoya! Status update.  "

Oh boy.

"He is the heir to a famous China set manufacturer. The engagement between him and Kanako was arranges by their parents, he has outstanding grades, fair social status. If I had to fault him for anything,  "he snapped his notebook shut.
"Quiet "

"Little presence. "

"Faint Hearted "

"In other words He's boring. "

The twins and Kyoya said together, I rolled my eyes at their behavior and focused on my book. 'they're so critical. '

Idiot king exclaimed,  "We shall help the couple be reunited on the day of the ball. No Objections! "

"Hai Dono !"

I'm out. Peace!

I retreated to the changing room to wait out the idiots.

                         -

"My little lambs,  who have gathered here tonight, the Ouran Host Club bids you a warm welcome to the annual Host Club Dance Party. "

We all bowed deeply to the guest in dramatic splendor, the chandeliers clicking on on cue.

The girls swooned at our "princely" behavior. And I swear I saw someone fainted.
I waved my hand frantically to the paramedics on standby for this case.
It seems to be pretty useful.
The bastard was right.

The orchestra stuck up a slow waltz for starters and the girls clapped in appreciation.
We slowly straightened up and Kyoya started to speak to the crowd. (I do wonder how he does it without a mike... )
"We invite you ladies to enjoy yourselves to your hearts content as you dance with the members of the Host Club. "
He paused to smile at the crowd and continued.
"In addition, the princess who dances the best will be tonights queen and will receive an impassionate kiss from our king. "
Tamaki looked up to the crowd dramatically and encouraged them. "Good luck, Baby. "

Oh my gosh so many hearts.
I waved a another team of paramedics on the field.
These girls.

I winked at the crowd for encouragement and some cooed happily. I shivered internally and returned to my straight posture.

"Haruhi, you don't seem very excited. " Two voices said unison beside me. 
I turned to see Haruhi surrounded by the twins.

"I'm not used to this sort of thing.. " her eyebrow twitched at the two medical teams walking across the ball room.
She stared at me and I grinned at her sheepishly.

She returned her focus to the squealing crowd, "the only dance party I've been to is the Bon Odori at the local shrine. "
I raised an eyebrow at the mental image.
Is that even a dance party?..

"Well,  since you're here anyway,  do enjoy yourself. There is quite a spread. "
Kyoya said while looking at his Death Note.
She seemed to perk up at this.
"A spread? "

She pondered for a second.

"you mean the kind with...  Fancy Tuna? "

Kyoya's pencil snapped, a sudden enlightenment struck the host club members like lightning. Fancy...  Tuna?!

I looked over at her in shock.
Fancy Tuna?!  The whole host club joined me in my aghast moment.

FANCY TUNA?!?!?!?!!

oh you poor, poor child.

Tamale leaped down from his position on the top podium and started to order Fancy Tuna for Haruhi. I scrambled to hug the poor girl,  what has she been eating?! I rested my head on her shoulder to her dismay and hugged her tightly. She Needs it! I felt someone join me from behind. It was a little awkward....  Seeing that he's a boy and I'm a girl.... And He doesn't know that yet... And well, let's say that's an awkward position to begin with.

Her face was a dark shade of vermilion and she squirmed in discomfort at the action. I tried to move away but the person behind me (a ginger) insisted on squashing and Haruhi with his hug.
"Sorry Haruhi... " I whispered to her. " she nodded but muttered something like "curse these rich people.. " I rolled over that sentence and waited for the ginger twin to stop hugging me.

That's how the events of that night started off.  Unfortunately.

Currently I'm leaning against a pillar in the dance hall,  no one wants to dance with me.  Except for the two shy girls behind the pillow who I have no interest in.

"Sorry, could I interest you in a dance? " My eyes met the speaker and I nodded without considering anything,  I had nothing to lose.
We did a gentle waltz and talked for a while,  I found out her name was Iori and she was forced to come here by a friend.
I nodded my head in understanding at the statement and said,  "I was forced into being a host as well. "
Her eyes glimmered in curiosity.  I snorted internally and said calmly with a hint of Sarcasm , "My dear friend Nami, of course. "
She giggled and said, "No wonder you quit student council work,  I am the new secretariat for the student council. I was on duty that week when you quit. "

Now that she said it,  she does look familiar.
My eyes widened in recognition.
"You're Iori Ema, the daughter of that famous botanist Iori Aasahina. "
She chuckled and said "Yes. "

She looked very pretty while she laughed I had to admit.  Her silver eyes sparkled as she laughed at my sudden realization.
But there was something off about the way she walked,  the way she talked,  the way she laughed.
There seemed to be an ominous intention behind each of her actions.

My thoughts were interrupted by a firm hand gripping my arm and dragging me away speedily. Normally I would get up and kick however doing this ass but the bastard informed me something like this would happen.

I sheepishly grinned at Ema as she stared in amusement as  the person lifted me on him shoulder to carry me.
Seeing how he did this
I looked down to see a navy blue head of hair.  Definitely Mori.

He put me down swiftly on the floor when we were with the Host Club.  Kyoya shoved a bag of clothes in my arms and pushed me into a dressing room. I'm supposing I'm back in the prep room.

I lifted up the dress in the bag and stared. They want me to wear this?! I scrunched my nose up in thought. No..  Kyoya wants me to wear this.
I shrugged and thought.  Oh well.  Maybe its part of the plan.

I just lifted up the white blouse I was wearing when I heard a voice outside say, "Haruhi?  You're supposed to be in the dressing room. Then who is.... "
Oh no.

I couldn't react quickly enough as the curtain that shielded me from the prying eyes of the Host Club was wretched open.
My bare back was shown to them and the front of my *undergarments* was revealed to them.
After a wretched pause did I say with a firm authority.
"Get out. "

Host Club POV.

Kyoya opened the curtain to let Yuki out but what we saw was plain shocking.

He should there in the midst of taking off his shirt, his upper torso and  his bare back revealed to the world.
But instead of a bare back,  we saw straps running over his shoulders and connecting to a piece of clothing that covered a bulging chest ...
Then it clicked in our minds.

He was never a he.

He was a She.

"Get out. "

Kyoya quickly closed the curtains and faced us with a a hand covering his nose.

Yuki's POV.

The person behind me closed the curtains quickly.  I sighed and changed into one of the dresses inside the bag.   (the pants were still on.)

I wretched open the curtain and glared at the Host Club who was still gawking at the mental image that was surely never to fade from their minds. I turned my head away in pure embarrassment as heat rose to my cheeks.
I will never be able to face them like this.

Kyoya held his nose firmly with a tissue and was looking away from me. The rest of the Host club was still staring,  Haruhi basically was still waiting for the others to snap out of their trance.
Someone suddenly strode into the room and broke the awkward silence.
"What is taking so long?  Our guests are -!? "
Tamaki took one glance at me and his face turn 50 shades of red I didn't know existed before backing away and out of the room.

Take a deep breath.
I faced them shyly and cleared my voice, "I don't really care for how you see me, or the gender you think I am,  I am who I am regardless of gender I want to carry out the wishes of my senpai which is to work as a host for the rest of the year. "

Kyoya quickly jotted something down in his notebook and pushed me back into the changing room while whispering,  "Apology accepted. "
He grinned and closed to curtain on me while I heard him explain how I got into this situation.

I slipped off the dress and peeked out side.  I motioned for Haruhi to come in and change.
She shuffled in and looked at me while I put on my blouse.
"so...  You're a girl."

"Yeah. "

She boggled at my figure and said,  "You're very pretty Yuki-senpai. " I smiled and replied with "likewise. "
A small smile appeared on her face and she fixed on her wig.
I helped her tuck in some loose baby hair and gently pushed her out while I folded her suit neatly into the bag along with the dress I wore.

The boys seemed to like Haruhi's transformation and they complimented her greatly as she walked around mechanically in the high heels they got for the occasion.

They glanced over to me and what they did surprised me.
Well not that much but it was surprising none the less.

"Yuki-chan is so pitiful. Not having room live out her life as a girl! "

I'm perfectly fine really.

I felt the two gingers hug me from both sides chanting "poor girl,  poor girl. "

Just let go I get your point.

I brushed them off me and looked at Kyoya,  he shrugged and said "you're free to go until the climax of the party. "

           -----Time skip brought to you by 50% off------

I wandered the halls in search of something interesting.
I tapped my feet to the lively tune of the song the school orchestra played.
Suddenly I felt something bump into me.

"Gomene Yuki-san! "
Kanako brushed herself off and dashed off quickly.  I found myself staring as the said girl speeder off.
"Kanako! "
A male voice cried out from the other end of the corridor.
I saw Suzushima as he quickly ran over to my side.
"Did you,  see,  Kanako? "
He panted as he caught his breath.  He shook my shoulders roughly in impatience.
"Did you? "

I nodded and pointed him in the direction of which Kanako ran off in.
"Thanks. "
He sprinted off after her and he left me frozen to the spot.

What just happened.

"Yuki-san! "
Tamaki the idiot appeared in the same direction of which Suzushima arrived.
Haruhi trailed behind him like a little duckling.
He smiled at me and said,  "Mission Stage 3 accomplished. Stage 4 being conducted now. "

He lead me along the corridors with me wrist in his hand and Haruhi's in mine.
We arrived at the podium facing the inner courtyard in the nick of time,  just as Tohru-san caught up to Kanako.

"and now,  ladies and gentlemen, this enjoyable evening of ours has come to an end, the last song of this evening  has fallen on this couple. "
Tamaki gestured to Suzushima and Kasuga-san.
Suzushima took a deep breath and bowed deeply to his fiance, "May I have this dance,  Princess Kasuga?"
She took his hand they stared off in a slow waltz.
He seemed to have proposed to her again,  her face lit up in happiness at his request and she accepted it with a smile.

I sighed dreamily.  Where are these boyfriends in the world?.. Probably married or have a fiance.

"May this awkward couple be Blessed! "
Tamaki announced,  Haruhi narrowly dodging his outstretched hand as she ducked down.
"Tonights Dance queen, " Kaoru started, "is Princess Kasugasaki Kanako. " Hilary aka Hikabaka  finished.
The audience clapped in congratulations.

"Now the kiss from our blessed king, has been switched to our Natural type Haruhi. "
Tamaki shouted in shock while Haruhi gasped in surprise.
"Eh?! "

Not speaking into the mikes,  the twins said mischievously, "Kyoya did say that it would be exciting to have an accident at the end. "
I looked down at their hands to see the peels of the bananas they were eating earlier.
There were flashing arrows pointing to them.
Huh?

Suzushima nudged her forward with encouragement. Kyoya encouraged Haruhi with "your debt will be cut down by a third. "
Haruhi then willingly stepped down shyly from the podium.

Honey and I cocked our heads while thinking aloud.
"Could this be Haruhi's/Haru-chans  first kiss? " the idiots eyes popped out in shock and he dashed down to stop her.

"Hold that Kiss!!!!!!!! "

Alas. His attempt failed. He slipped on the banana peels (Wait.  Banana peels?  I looked at the ginger twins as they smirked) and pushed Haruhi forward.

Haruhi and Kasuga-san kissed.

Lip

To

Lip.

Aiyo....  \ ( -    - ) /

They both quickly stepped away from each other and started at the other in shock.
Suzushima sheepishly shrugged at Kasuga when she turned to him.
Haruhi just stood there thinking over the events that happened.

"Ne,  Yuki-chan? "

I crunched down to Honey-senpai's height.
"Hai?"

"Have you gotten your first kiss yet? "

Heat rose to my cheeks as the Host Club turned to me for answers.
I managed a small smile and said, "Aha no,  not yet. "

I ruffled his hair and lifted him up so I carried him stably.
I handed him over to Mori-senpai and pretended to be unaware of the Host Club's stares.

Stop staring.

Stop staring.

I said stop staring dammit!

-------- end of chapter. -----

A: Don't hurt me I couldn't think of anything else,  my mind is clouded with Iori Aasahina
Anyways more on this mysterious character will be revealed soon don't worry.

And,  hold on.

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Peace!