Excuse the vulgarities

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Yuki's Pov

"Pleeeease....."
Honey pleaded with a pout on his cute and childish face.

I sighed and snapped my book shut. "I quit the kendo club because they wanted me to take care of the newbies. Not going back."
"You can skip acting ."

"Deal."

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You look confused.
Okay Let me recap that for you

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Time: 8:00 a.m before the Physical Exams in the Host Club

Yuki's Pov

I stared at the script I was given.

Pretend to be Haruhi

Imagines~~~~~~ *ding*

No way I'm doing that. *chills*

"Oi Ootoro. Ootoro-kun." I impatiently threw my precious "Alice in Wonderland " book at the famed shadow king's .......

Head. Pft XD

"Ow. " He said apathetically and turned to glare at me , emitting a dark aura. I cheekily grinned at him , "Sorry~ My hand slipped."

I pushed myself off the window sill and walked over to him, picking up my book off the floor in the process. I waved the script in his face to distract him from whatever was so important.
"What." He stated irritatedly. I pointed to my part.
"Can I pass todays activity?" He raised an eyebrow as he stared at me , "whats more important than club duty?" I shrugged .
He sighed, "find me a proper reason for you to skip and I'll let you."

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And in another wing of the school~

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Honey's Pov

"ONEGAISHIMAS! Please help us!"

The captain bowed at Mori-chan's feet as we stared at him weirdly. "Why? I taught the previous year pretty well before I left, they should know how to teach Kendo." I asked as I cradled Usa-chan.
The current Captain of the Kendo Club lifted himself from the traditional bow and replied with a serious look, "The problem is not there Captain Honinozuka. We can not control the new students! They wish to learn how to harm others with our ways of the sword! Help us!"

"Well," I looked up at Mori-kun. He nodded .
"We'll consider. Let us see the students."

The current captain led us to the Kendo Club, which was emitting a lot of noise.
The captain mustered up his courage and slammed the sliding door open. I started to reminisce about the memories I had here as the familiar smell of bamboo and the sight of eager learners filled my being. I smiled at all the new members as I was set down onto the tatami mats. They were all frozen in mid-action, sword fighting, arguing, wrestling and such. I scowled at the sight of what the honorable Kendo club had become in my absence. "What is this..." I lowered the volume of my voice and my tone had become an all time deadly.
The new members quickly sat down on the tatami mats and became obedient. The senior members shuddered and kept still.
I glared at them all with the scariest aura I could muster.

I turned towards the door coolly and walked towards it , feeling their eyes watching my every step. I looked over my shoulder as I was about to step out of the dojo. "I'll be watching all of you..." I watched in hidden glee as they shuddered in fright.

I sighed once we reached the entrance of Music Room 3 , "I forgot that we had to help Haru... How will we go to the dojo?" I pouted cutely .
Mori shrugged and pushed open the door.

"...find me a proper reason for you to skip and I'll let you." Kyo said to Yuki who was frowning slightly in thought. The sides of her lips were curled in concentration and she sighed defeatedly.

A lightbulb switched on in my head and I rushed over to Yuki. "Come with me." I said before dragging her by the sleeve into the pantry .

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Yuki pov

I excused myself and skipped happily over to scary ootoro-kun. He raised an eyebrow at my sudden enthusiasm.  I grinned like an idiot as I explained my  "proper reason" .

He sighed and let me borrow a kendo uniform from the changing rooms. Cheering inwardly, I slipped on the spare kendo uniform and tied the obi.
I waved cheerily at Tamaki as I waltzed out of Music Room 3 , who had a look of betrayal etched on his dramatic face. I giggled as he mouthed incomprehensible words to describe my escape to Kyoya who just sighed.

"I'm Free!" I cheered as I closed the door behind me with my foot. The heels of my shoes clicked to the rhythm of 'Happy' as I half-walked , half-danced to the Kendo Club's clubroom.

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3rd pov/Narrator

Yuki had absolutely no problem with handling the newbies, afterall, she was ex-captain of the school Kendo team and Student council President.
It just took one sentence. And an extra scary glare.

"You all look as weak as f***."

And so, because the author's laziness, We shall move on to the part where it gets a little more exciting.

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Yuki pov

As I watched the newbies spar , I heard Tamaki's voice overhead and I wondered whether he might fall through the ceiling, the Kendo clubroom is directly below the special boys clinic.
(Sorry if i get the placing wrong, I only remember the kendo clubroom was on first floor)

He was shouting something about the host club, and a chorus of different voices followed after, speaking loud enough for me to make out a few words like "honour" , "host club" and " the injustice of "
It sounded like they were in a fix......

But who cares about them.

I thought for a while, shrugged and handed the supervision of the sparring matches over to the Kendo club captain. I put back the straw Kendo sword and quickly changed out of the Kendo Uniform in the special boys room.
I brisk walked up the stairs and casually opened the clinic door. "Yo."

All eyes in the room were suddenly fixed on me.
"What." I spat at the unnervingly silent Host Club.
Haruhi was without her blouse with a male blouse slipped over her shoulders, trying to cover herself . I glanced over to the unknown lab-coat wearing dude who looked terrified, the host club and Haru and put two and two together.

I merely blinked and looked over to Kyoya to confirm my theory.

"This pharmacist walked in on Haru while she was changing, you idiots came to save her, the pharmacist is actually innocent and he just spilled his entire life story before I walked in and ruined the moment, Kyoya was about to tell where the pharmacist was supposed to be  when I just said "yo" and you guys are astounded because I just summed up the entire scenario without actually being here to witness it." I finished triumphantly and looked over to the pharmacist guy. "You're supposed to be at Ouran High, the public one that is a half-hours walk from here, not Ouran Academy," I looked over to Kyoya with smirk. "Am I right or am I right?"
He looked away and nodded silently, attempting to cover up his shock.

I helped the dazed pharmacist up and gave him the directions to the front gate. We watched as he slowly walked away from the building.

"Now , senpai s , could you please get out. I still have to do my physical examination."

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"You seem to be in a good mood today Yuki. " Ootoro stated jauntily. I shrugged, "just trying to lose myself in the events of today. .. I realised that I'm kinda stiff." I laughed nervously. 

Mother's words urk me. I get depressed just thinking about it.

Ootoro-kun must have sensed my unease because he suddenly put a comforting hand on my shoulder. " You'll get through it."

I grinned at him sheepishly.
"I hope so."